Playing the Pig and Eating the Tiger: My Funny System is Too Fierce

Outside Yumen Pass, the sky is filled with wind and sand.

Su Qing stood on the city wall, looking at the endless Beidi military camps in the distance, frowning slightly.

"Their military strength is even greater than the intelligence said." Mo Yunchen walked to her side.

[Ding! Battlefield Situation Analysis]

[Number of enemy troops: 15]

Our army: 8

【Suggestion: Outsmart】

"Your Highness, have you noticed?" Su Qing pointed to the distance, "There's something wrong with their flag."

Mo Yunchen narrowed his eyes: "Well, the flags are too confusing."

"Exactly," Su Qing said with a smile, "They want us to not be able to see where the main force is."

[Ding! Enemy Situation Analysis]

[The other party's intention: to confuse the public]

[Suggestion: Use countermeasures]

"Tell me what you think." Mo Yunchen said.

Su Qing took out a map and said, "In my opinion, their main force is here."

She pointed to a valley and said, "Look at this terrain, it's perfect for hiding soldiers. And..."

"And what?"

"And that's where the plum blossom formation can be used."

[Ding! A brilliant plan]

[Prince: This girl understands me more and more]

【Suggestion: Detailed description】

At this moment, the scout came to report: "Your Highness, the Northern Di envoys request to see you!"

Mo Yunchen and Su Qing exchanged a glance. Again?

[Ding! Enemy movement]

[Purpose: to delay time]

【Suggestion: Use the same trick against the opponent】

The messenger came in and said straight to the point: "Your Highness, my king has said that as long as you hand over the military book and Miss Su, he will withdraw his troops immediately!"

"Oh?" Mo Yunchen sneered, "Do you really want the military book so badly?"

"Of course," the messenger said, "I heard it was made by the late emperor himself..."

Before he finished speaking, his face changed when he suddenly saw the map in Su Qing's hand.

[Ding! The enemy's intentions are exposed]

He is peeking at military intelligence.

【Suggestion: Create confusion】

Su Qing pretended not to notice and continued marking on the map: "Your Highness, I think the main force should be placed here."

She deliberately pointed to a completely opposite location.

The messenger's eyes lit up and he secretly took note.

[Ding! The plan succeeded]

[Prince: This girl has good acting skills]

【Suggestion: Continue to mislead】

"Please go back, envoy," Mo Yunchen said calmly, "tell your king to fight if he wants to, and don't do these useless things."

After the messenger left, Su Qing smiled and said, "He will definitely be fooled."

"Yes," Mo Yunchen nodded, "Now we just have to wait for them to fall into our trap."

[Ding! Tacit cooperation]

[Prince Satisfaction: MAX]

【Unlock: Fight Side by Side】

Sure enough, that night, Beidi began to mobilize troops.

"Report! The main force of the enemy is moving westward!"

Su Qing's eyes lit up: "I've been fooled!"

[Ding! The plan succeeded]

[The enemy fell into a trap]

【Recommendation: Take action now】

Mo Yunchen immediately ordered: "Pass the order down and act according to the plan!"

The three armies moved together, and the plum blossom formation quietly took shape.

In the darkness of the night, Su Qing stood on the top of the city wall, looking at the torches in the distance, and suddenly said, "Your Highness, how long do you think this battle will last?"

"What?" Mo Yunchen asked with a smile, "Are you scared?"

"No," Su Qing blinked, "I'm afraid His Highness will miss me."

[Ding! Earthy love words]

[Prince: This woman always manages to tease me]

【Suggestion: Keep going】

Mo Yunchen's ears turned red: "You girl..."

Before he could finish his words, a rocket suddenly streaked across the night sky!

"Enemy attack!"

[Ding! Battle breaks out]

[Emergency Mission: Respond to the Enemy]

[Suggestion: Activate the Plum Blossom Formation]

"Send the order, activate the plum blossom formation!" Mo Yunchen said in a deep voice.

In an instant, the troops lying in ambush everywhere began to move.

The Northern Di army was empty-handed and was surrounded.

[Ding! The plan succeeded]

【Battle Status: A Great Victory】

[Enemy losses: heavy]

"Kill!"

Amidst the shouts and cries of killing, Su Qing suddenly realized something was wrong: "Your Highness, look!"

In the distance, a surprise force suddenly appeared!

[Ding! Unexpected situation]

[Enemy's Backhand: Raid]

【Recommendation: Respond immediately】

"Not good!" Mo Yunchen's face changed, "They have an ambush!"

At this moment, Su Qing had an idea: "Your Highness, the Plum Blossom Formation can be changed!"

“How?”

"Have you forgotten? The five-petal plum blossom can attack and defend..."

Mo Yunchen's eyes lit up: "Good idea!"

[Ding! A brilliant plan]

[Prince: This girl is really getting more and more powerful.]

【Recommendation: Execute immediately】

Soon, the plum blossom formation changed its position and trapped the enemy.

The Northern Di army was attacked from both sides and suffered heavy losses.

At this moment, a cold arrow suddenly shot towards Mo Yunchen!

"careful!"

Su Qing pounced on him without thinking.

[Ding! Dangerous moment]

[Choice: Sacrifice yourself to save others]

[Reward: Prince's Heart]

"Are you okay?" Mo Yunchen hugged her tightly.

"It's okay," Su Qing said with a smile, "it just gives me one more bargaining chip to use in the future."

[Ding! Sweet moment]

【Favorability +50】

[Current Favorability: 277]

"You..." Mo Yunchen was helpless, "You are still joking at this time."

"Didn't His Highness say that?" Su Qing blinked, "We should keep a relaxed attitude on the battlefield."

Mo Yunchen: ...This girl even remembers this.

[Ding! Successfully seduced the guy]

[Prince: Being slapped in the face by his own words]

【Suggestion: Know when to stop】

The battle lasted all night.

By daybreak, the Northern Di army had been completely routed.

"Your Highness," a general came running over, "we've captured an important person!"

"who?"

"A spy from the Northern Di tribe," the general said, "he said... he was planted by the Second Prince!"

[Ding! Major discovery]

[Second Prince's Evidence: Conclusive]

【Recommendation: Report immediately】

Su Qing and Mo Yunchen exchanged a glance. This time, the Second Prince was truly finished.

"Pass the order down," Mo Yunchen said, "Send this news back to the capital immediately!"

At this moment, another soldier came running over: "Report! The Northern Di commander wants to see you!"

[Ding! Battle results revealed]

The enemy is about to surrender.

【Suggestion: Fight to support the war】

When he met the Northern Di commander, he said straight to the point: "Your Highness the Crown Prince is truly a master of strategy!"

Mo Yunchen said calmly: "As the Art of War says: Know yourself and know your enemy, and you will never be defeated in a hundred battles."

"I don't know..." The commander looked at Su Qing, "Is this the legendary military advisor?"

[Ding! Be careful!]

[Other party's intention: testing]

【Recommendation: Respond with caution】

"My fiancée," Mo Yunchen suddenly said, "is not my military advisor."

Su Qing was stunned.

Is this... a declaration of sovereignty?

[Ding! Important Announcement]

【Prince: This is my man! 】

【Suggestion: Cooperate with the performance】

"Yes," Su Qing said with a smile, "I'm just a little girl who knows a little bit about military tactics."

The Beidi coach thought for a moment, "So that's how it is..."

[Ding! Crisis resolved]

[The Prince Protects His Wife: Success]

【Unlock: Officially Announced Couple】

"Tell me," Mo Yunchen said, "How do you want to negotiate peace?"