Playing the Pig and Eating the Tiger: My Funny System is Too Fierce

"puff--"

Su Qing sprayed a mouthful of milk tea onto the computer screen.

"Hahahahahaha!" She rolled around on the office chair, holding her belly, laughing until tears came out.

What is the despair of the last moment of life? It is probably seeing the screen full of milk tea sprayed on the quarterly report you carefully prepared, and in ten minutes you have to report to the director.

"It's over, it's over. This is really going to be a disaster..." Su Qing frantically wiped the screen, but the more she wiped, the blurrier it became. It was all because of that silly video her bestie sent her. Who could have thought that a penguin slipping could be so funny?

"Su Qing! Are you ready? The director is waiting in the conference room." Xiao Wang from next door poked his head over to remind her.

"Right now!" Su Qing pressed the keyboard frantically, trying to create another report. Oh my God, please let me type out the entire data without any mistakes at once!

"Ding--"

[Detecting that the host is about to die socially, do you want to activate the funny system? ]

Su Qing was stunned. What the hell? Was she hallucinating from working too much overtime?

[The host chooses to ignore the system prompt and execute the social death plan by default. Countdown 5 seconds...]

"Wait, wait, wait!" Su Qing shouted in her heart, "I choose to activate! Activate!"

[Ding! Congratulations to the host for successfully activating the funny system. A newbie gift pack is awarded.]

[Skill Acquired: Perfect Mistake]

[Obtained item: Awkward swallow pill]

[Achieved Title: Social Death Terminator]

Su Qing: ???

What kind of magical system is this? But I can’t think about it now. “System, save me!”

[Newbie Task Released: Complete the quarterly report within ten minutes and make the director laugh]

[Task Reward: One random funny skill]

[Mission failed: Social death upgrade, the whole company will know that you secretly recorded TikTok in the bathroom]

“Hey, hey, hey, when did I ever record a TikTok in the bathroom?!”

[System Tips: Not having recorded it does not mean there will be no (dog head)]

Wow, this system can send emojis? But... wait!

"System, did you use the dog head emoji just now? I can't see that emoji!"

[Honey, this is a communication of consciousness, understand? Of course, you won't see any ideological emojis! Did you think this was a group chat?]

Su Qing felt that she might be under too much pressure at work. Not only did she get a stupid system, but this system was also an emoji-crazy one?

"Su Qing! The director can't wait any longer!" Xiao Wang leaned over and shouted again.

"Here I come!" Su Qing rushed to the meeting room with her computer, still talking to the system in her mind: "What should I do now?"

[Ding! Activate skill: Perfect Mistake]

A magical power surged into Su Qing's brain, and she suddenly knew what to do.

Pushing open the door of the conference room, Su Qing saw the director sitting there with a stern face. Taking a deep breath, she turned on the computer.

"Su Qing, why are you so slow...Huh? Why does this report look a bit damp?"

"Director, you don't know," Su Qing said seriously, "This is our company's latest 3D report. It requires proper moisture to show the holographic effect."

"Oh?" The director showed interest. "Is it true?"

"Of course it's true! Look at this data," Su Qing pointed to a chart stained with milk tea. "This is called hazy aesthetics, expressing the poetic beauty of our quarterly performance."

The director took a closer look and said, "It looks like it's been sprayed with milk tea..."

"The director has a keen eye!" Su Qing gave a thumbs-up. "This is indeed made with the pearl milk tea I bought this morning. Aren't we always striving for environmental protection? This time I used biodegradable milk tea as the display medium, which is both environmentally friendly and beautiful."

There was silence in the conference room.

Just when Su Qing thought she was going to be socially dead, the director suddenly laughed out loud: "Hahaha! Su Qing, your idea is good, but next time remember to finish your milk tea before reporting."

The other colleagues also laughed.

[Ding! Newbie mission completion rate 100%]

[Gain random skill: Speechless]

[Skill Description: Can speak the most elegant nonsense in times of crisis]

Su Qing breathed a sigh of relief and was about to continue reporting when suddenly her vision went dark...

"This girl worked too hard and fainted while laughing." She heard the director's anxious voice.

“Call an ambulance!”

"Look, she's still smiling..."

As her consciousness gradually blurred, Su Qing heard the system's voice:

[Detected that the host is about to travel through time, target time and space: ancient overhead plane]

[Identity information implantation in progress...]

[The setting of the General's daughter is completed]

【Funny system is being upgraded...】

【Transfer started! 】

Wait? Time travel?!

Su Qing wanted to ask for clarification, but it was too late. A flash of white light passed before her eyes, and her consciousness fell into complete darkness.

So...she traveled through time because she died of laughter?

This might be the first unlucky person in history to travel through time by laughing himself...

[System prompt: Host's comprehension ability +1]

[Welcome to the new world. Please lie down. You will be reincarnated soon...]

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When Su Qing opened her eyes again, she found herself lying on a large carved bed, and everything around her was full of antique charm.

"Miss! You finally woke up!" A girl who looked like a maid shouted in surprise.

[Ding! Novice tutorial mission begins]

[Task objective: Adapt to the new identity within one day]

[Task Tips: 1. You are now Su Qing, the legitimate daughter of the General's Mansion]

2. You have a loving father (a general) and a deceased mother.

3. Your personality is: gentle and ladylike on the surface, but actually...

"What is the truth?" Su Qing asked in her heart.

[How it actually works depends on your performance, so please be as funny as you can!]

Well, this system is not only stupid, but also likes to keep people in suspense!

Su Qing felt that her life was truly full of drama. She had been worrying about the quarterly report this morning, and now she had traveled through time and space to become the eldest daughter of a general's mansion.

The most outrageous thing is that she actually laughed herself to death...

[Warm reminder: Host, there is a bronze mirror next to your bed. It is recommended that you look in it and understand your new skin.]

Su Qingzhuan took a look and saw an exquisite bronze mirror on the bedside table. She picked it up and looked at it.

“Oh my god! This is so beautiful!”

The girl in the mirror had skin as white as cream and beautiful features. Although she still looked a bit sickly pale, her charming temperament made her even more attractive.

"Miss, are you okay?" the maid asked worriedly.

Su Qing immediately straightened her posture and used her newly acquired "eloquent" skill to say, "Nothing, just admiring the wonders of the Creator."

[Ding! Good acting! Reward: +1 Naughty Points]

[Warm Tip: Please start your performance next...]

Su Qing: ...

Why is this system getting more and more ridiculous?

However, since she was already here, she might as well make the best of it. It looked like she was going to have a good time in this ancient world.