Si Lei Zhenjun

Chapter 116: Inmates Behind Bars

A white sedan was flying slowly in the air.

Inside the sedan, Chu Xing sat stiffly on the couch, with Qi Shunan on his left and Jiang Lihuo on his right.

Both women had cold faces, their arms crossed over their chests, leaving Chu Xing with only the back of their heads.

Chu Xing clearly understood what signal the two women were sending him. It was obvious: they were angry and needed to be coaxed!

But who to appease first is a big problem...

On one side is his master, and on the other side, although it has nothing to do with him, he still kissed and hugged her. To be honest, he felt a little guilty.

And no matter who you coax first, the other one will definitely be jealous and angry, and the difficulty of coaxing the other one will increase hundreds or thousands of times.

"Wait, isn't there telepathy? I can totally operate on both lines!"

Chu Xing suddenly had an idea and used his spiritual sense to transmit a message to Jiang Lihuo and Qi Shunan at the same time.

What I said to Jiang Lihuo was:

"Princess, calm down. My master has a bad temper and is ignorant of worldly matters. She's not as virtuous as you. Why are you getting angry with a little girl?"

What I said to Qi Shunan was:

"Master, calm down. Jiang Lihuo is spoiled, arrogant, and narrow-minded. She is nowhere near as gentle and generous as you, Master. Why are you getting angry with a savage princess?"

The two women first sensed the fluctuations of Chu Xing's consciousness behind them, and then received his voice transmission. The same thought arose in their minds:

"He came to coax me first. Sure enough, he cares about me more."

Qi Shunan pouted slightly and replied in dissatisfaction:

"I never provoked her. She was the one who caused trouble for me first. Yuluan and I just ate a few birds in her palace, and she led people to chase us all the way."

Jiang Lihuo's brows relaxed slightly, and he replied in a voice transmission:

"Hmph, if she hadn't been constantly coming to our Dali Palace to stir up trouble and even stealing three of our pure-blooded phoenixes, do you think I would have the time to care about her?"

Chu Xing didn't care at all whether his master was eating a bird or a phoenix. He just wanted to calm the storm as soon as possible, and sent a message to the two women at the same time.

"Yes, that's right. She's so stingy and not even as pretty as Master. Maybe she's just jealous of Master's beauty and kindness!"

"Yes, yes, she's been doing evil every day. Although the Qiangui Sect is not a concern now, if she can stay, she might be able to help the princess deal with Kui Nantian."

Qi Shunan frowned slightly, touched her smooth jade-like chin and replied in a voice transmission:

"That makes sense. Aside from her breasts being a bit bigger than mine, she seems to be inferior to me in every other way."

Chu Xing thought that the difference between the little apple and the little watermelon was more than just a little bit.

He responded to Qi Shunan against his will:

"Master, that's not true. It's not like bigger is always better. I think yours is... cuter."

Qi Shunan subconsciously puffed out her chest and replied:

"Hehe...it's only natural that she's jealous of me. I'll be magnanimous and not be angry with her for now!"

Jiang Lihuo felt a little moved.

Although she was confident that she could deal with Kui Nantian alone, the other party was, after all, a real cultivator who had overcome tribulation.

If this person was determined to escape, she would probably find it difficult to stop him alone.

"Humph, it's good enough that she stays here and doesn't cause any trouble for me!"

She replied with disdainful voice transmission, and then seemed to remember something, with a cunning look hidden in the depths of her bright eyes, and continued with the voice transmission:

"But speaking of Kui Nantian, I remember something you can do for me. As long as you can help me do it, I will not pursue your previous offense against me."

Chu Xing said cautiously:

"Um... you've got it all back, haven't you?"

Jiang Lihuo's pretty face was slightly hot, and her crystal earlobes were slightly flushed. She gritted her teeth and said angrily:

"You also... kissed me!"

Chu Xing really wanted to reply to her: How about... I let you kiss me back?

However, after thinking about it, he decided not to commit suicide. He replied righteously:

"Hey...what's the use of helping or not helping? The princess's business is my business."

Jiang Lihuo's lips curled up into a beautiful arc, as beautiful as a blooming spring flower:

"Well, Lu Huang once said that Kui Nantian doesn't have any other hobbies except drinking a bowl of immortal wine every day. I want you to find me a female cultivator who can...brew this wine as soon as possible."

"What kind of wine is Immortal Wine? Why does it have to be brewed by female cultivators?"

Chu Xing was confused and asked in a puzzled voice.

"Puchi~" Jiang Lihuo smiled, like the first ray of sunshine in the morning breaking through the clouds, brilliant and bright.

Her beautiful face, like the morning glow reflecting the snow, instantly took on two faint blushes, and she said with a smile:

"When you go back, ask a few more people and you'll find out."

"Ok."

Chu Xing agreed without thinking too much.

……

As the sun sets, the afterglow dyes the sky a light golden red.

The gate of the City Lord's Mansion was wide open, and the guards wearing black armor and holding spears stood solemnly on both sides of the gate.

At this time, under a high wall about ten meters away from the gate.

Chu Xing followed Qi Shunan and Zhao Chunfeng and jumped over the high wall and entered the city lord's mansion.

The three of them landed silently. Qi Shunan looked solemn as he looked around intently.

Chu Xing sighed and patted her arm gently:

"Master, we're not here to steal. There's no need to be so nervous. Besides, we could have just walked in through the main entrance."

"Hey, I'm used to it."

Qi Shunan's face turned red, and she smiled awkwardly, feeling a little embarrassed.

Are you suffering from an occupational disease?

Chu Xing's face was filled with black lines, and he followed his memory and led the two of them towards Wang Huntian's residence.

This old guy cheated him so badly, he must give him a surprise and ask him to arrange accommodation for his master and eldest senior brother.

As they were walking, Chu Xing suddenly turned to look at Zhao Chunfeng beside him and asked curiously:

"Brother, aren't you busy lately?"

To be honest, Chu Xing was a little curious about why his senior brother, a lifelong homebody, was not in a hurry to go back this time.

Zhao Chunfeng's fists creaked in his wide sleeves, and he said with a forced smile:

"Haha, isn't that all thanks to you, Junior Brother?"

Chu Xing saw that the situation was not right, so he protected Qi Shunan in front of him without thinking, and said with an apologetic smile:

"Brother, you've already hit me. It would be really rude to hit me again."

After a pause, he continued:

"Besides, the last time I heard you calling her Ruxue, wasn't it quite affectionate? So, I guess I even helped you and Senior Sister Ruxue get together."

"Hmph!" Zhao Chunfeng snorted lightly, trying hard to restrain the strong urge to beat this kid up again.

He gritted his teeth, said nothing, and silently quickened his pace.

Chu Xing's gossip fire ignited in his heart. He moved closer to Qi Shunan and asked in a low voice:

"Master, what's the current situation with Senior Brother and Senior Sister Ruxue?"

Qi Shunan also had a gossipy look on her face. She stood on tiptoe and whispered in Chu Xing's ear:

"Hey, let me tell you, Ruxue has Chunfeng completely under her thumb. She's confiscated all of Chunfeng's precious alchemy furnaces, refining furnaces, and all the weird gadgets he used for his daily research!"

"Nowadays, if Chunfeng still wants to research and tinker with those weird things, he has to ask Ruxue for permission first."

As she spoke, Qi Shunan playfully glanced at Zhao Chunfeng who was not far ahead, as if she was afraid that he would find out that she was talking about him behind his back.

Then, as if she had thought of something interesting, she couldn't help but cover her mouth and laugh, and then continued to speak excitedly:

"And there's more! When Ruxue saw that cute little guy Xiaoli, she simply fell in love with him."

"From that moment on, she began to feel itchy inside and even had the idea of ​​having a child of her own!"

"Hehehe... So, the couple are now staying at home all day, busy with their plans to 'make a baby'!"

Chu Xing nodded in understanding, and at the same time silently mourned for his senior brother for three seconds.

It is already ten times more difficult for a cultivator to conceive than for an ordinary person, and the higher the realm, the more difficult it is.

Given their current state, if they want to have a child, I'm afraid some of the senior brothers will be busy...

Furthermore, although he was formidable in combat, he didn't cultivate his physical body, whereas Feng Ruxue was a seventh-level physical cultivator!

"What about you? Where have you been hanging out these days? You haven't been seen for three or four months?"

Qi Shunan suddenly remembered that this stinky disciple had disappeared for such a long time without saying a word, and had not told her what he had done, so she asked angrily.

Chu Xing smiled and pondered for a moment:

"Well, I went to Qianguimen to play for a while. It was really fun there. When Master is free in the future, I can take you there to play..."

Qi Shunan's beautiful eyes lit up, her face filled with uncontrollable excitement. She stared at him and asked:

"Really? When? I've never sneaked into the Demon Sect to play!"

"Master, you can go whenever you want."

Chu Xing raised his chin slightly and said with a smug smile:

"My current status in Qianguimen is almost the same as that in Piaomiao Peak."

Qi Shunan frowned and thought for a moment, then said:

"There are six of us at Piao Miao Peak, and your status is only slightly higher than Xiao Li and Xiao Yu. So, your status in Qian Gui Men isn't that high either."

Chu Xing proudly raised three fingers towards her and said loudly:

"I mean, there are only three people in Qianguimen who can't give me face! And soon there might only be two."

Qi Shunan patted his shoulder with satisfaction and praised:

"Not bad, disciple. You are almost catching up with Master's status in Yunxiao Sect. In Yunxiao Sect, only old man Lu Yuan dares not to respect me, Qi Shunan."

Then, as if she had come up with a brilliant idea, she became more and more excited as she spoke:

"Master and disciple, let's work hard together. I'll lock up old Lu Yuan, and you'll get rid of those two people who didn't give me face. By then, I'll have the final say in Yunxiao Sect, and you'll have the final say in Qiangui Sect!"

"Let's form a coalition between good and evil. Then who in the world would dare not respect me, Qi Shunan? Hahaha..."

At the end of her speech, she couldn't help but put her hands on her hips, raised her head and laughed out loud, as if she had already seen herself dominating the world of immortal cultivation and no one dared to mess with her.

Chu Xing: “…”

If that happens, we will be accused of colluding with the Demon Sect and become cellmates behind bars.

"Master, please wipe your saliva first and let's get back to reality."

Qi Shunan quickly wiped the corner of her mouth with the back of her hand, frowned and said:

"Master, I'm not kidding you. If I can train for a few more years, old man Lu Yuan will definitely not be my opponent."

Yunxiao Sect is in danger!

Hearing this, the first thing that came to Chu Xing's mind were these four big words, and then he began to hesitate whether he should teach old man Lu Yuan some experience on how to avoid being hit with a club or put in a sack?

After all, beating with clubs and sacks are common methods used by criminals to commit crimes, so there is no reason why Master doesn’t know how to do it!

After being beaten and trapped in Qiankuimen, he had already summed up some experience and lessons.

Forget it, let’s see if we can save the country in a roundabout way!

“Master is mighty!”

Thinking of this, Chu Xing first flattered him, then said seriously

"But my disciple's cultivation is still low. For the sake of our grand plan, you may have to endure for a few more years. Once my cultivation reaches a higher level, I will live up to Master's high expectations and do my utmost to obtain the position of the leader of the Thousand Puppet Sect. Then, we can rise up together and accomplish great things!"

Qi Shunan showed an expression of "a teachable child" and clapped his hands in praise:

"Good! Your teacher is right."

However, she soon frowned again and said worriedly:

"But you are only in the late Jindan stage. It is unknown how long it will take for you to reach the Crossing Tribulation Realm. Why don't I go back to Qiangui Sect with you now and see if I can secretly eliminate those who didn't give you face?"

Chu Xing dissuaded him:

"No, Master. My cultivation is still low. Even if I kill those people, it will be difficult to control the situation. Master, please be patient and wait for a few more years. I am confident that I can reach the Tribulation Crossing Realm within thirty years."

"Then I will wait for you for another thirty years. Disciple, please do not let me down!"

Qi Shunan warned earnestly.

……

Outside Wang Huntian's house.

bang bang——

Chu Xing walked up and knocked on the door.

"Who?"

A rather impatient voice sounded from inside the house.

"It's me, uncle. Come out quickly. I have prepared a big surprise for you." Chu Xing replied with a smile.

Soon, the door creaked open from the inside, and Wang Huntian walked out wearing a long robe.

"What's so shocking..."

When his eyes fell on Qi Shunan standing at the door, he froze in place.

Chu Xing looked at him with a smile:

"How's it going? Uncle, surprise, right? I brought my master to your house as a guest!"

Wang Huntian's expression changed from fear to indignation. Cold sweat quietly slid down his forehead like threads and gathered into a few drops.

He forced a smile and stammered:

"Ha...ha, that's...what a surprise."

"Uncle, don't be nervous. I really just want to bring my master and senior brother to stay with you for a few days. I'd like to trouble you to arrange a place for them to stay."

Seeing that his goal had been achieved, Chu Xing hurriedly began to explain.

After all, he is my good brother's father. Maybe in the future I will have to call him father-in-law, so I can't really mess up the relationship.

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