Si Lei Zhenjun

Humph, is it so difficult to admit that I am prettier than Wanqiu?

Hearing this, Jiang Lihuo felt an inexplicable irritation in his heart. He narrowed his narrow eyes that contained stars and moons, and sneered:

"Really? Then according to what you said, do you have to call me aunt?"

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Chu Xing was stunned for a moment, then raised his eyes and secretly glanced at the woman's exquisite face.

The three-dimensional facial features seem to be carved by nature, with a perfect oval shape, clear contours, smooth and elegant lines, and the skin is like the finest porcelain, delicate and with a faint luster.

Every frown and smile reveals an extraordinary grace and elegance.

Aunt, Guoer?

Chu Xing's heart moved, but he quickly dispelled the thought.

If you accidentally introduce a shark into your fish pond, not only will the other fish have no chance of survival, but you will also have a hard time.

"That... doesn't really count. After all, Wanqiu and I haven't... gotten married yet."

Chu Xing's eyes were evasive, and he stammered.

"Humph! Isn't this just a matter of time?"

Jiang Lihuo's expression suddenly turned cold. He placed the phoenix-patterned dagger in his hand against Chu Xing's abdomen and slowly moved it downwards.

"Today I want you to call me Auntie, otherwise I will make sure you can't be a man anymore!"

The sharp blade pressed against Chu Xing's body, bringing a chill.

If I call her "Auntie," won't I be socially annoyed every time I see Jiang Lihuo from now on?!

Chu Xing's forehead was covered with sweat. His mind raced as an idea struck him:

"Princess, how about this? I'll tell you a story. If you still want to hear me yell after listening to it, I'll yell as many times as you want me to, even if I have to call you aunt every day from now on."

"What story?" Jiang Li narrowed his fire phoenix eyes.

Chu Xing raised the corner of his mouth slightly, thought for a moment, and said:

"It's a story about a handsome young hero who, with a brave eagle-like spirit beast, roams the world, taking pleasure in avenging grievances. It's called 'The Young Hero of the Divine Eagle'."

Jiang Lihuo glanced at him suspiciously, not knowing what the other party was up to.

Judging from the introduction and the name, this should be a story about a righteous young man slaying demons and eliminating evil. Why are you so sure that I won't hear her call me aunt after I finish listening to it?

Humph, no matter what, I will insist on saying that I want to hear him shout!

I want him to respectfully call me aunt every time he sees me in the future, and see how he can hold his head up in front of me!

Jiang Lihuo made up his mind, walked to the bed with lotus steps, and lay lazily on his side:

"Come and tell me!"

Chu Xing stood up and walked to the bed. He first took the robe on the bedside and put it on. Then he moved a stool over and sat down and began to talk.

"A girl from Yue gathers lotus flowers by the autumn water, her narrow sleeves clad in light silk revealing her twin golden bracelets.

Picking flowers in the mirror, the flowers look like faces, and my heart is only in conflict with the silk.

There are winds and waves at the egret beach in the evening, the fog is heavy and the smoke is light, and the companion who brought me here is nowhere to be seen.

Faint singing voices echo as boats return from afar, and the sorrow of parting leads to the south bank of the river..."

Chu Xing briefly reviewed the previous plot in a few words and then fast-forwarded to the scene where Yang Guo and Xiaolongnu met for the first time.

Jiang Lihuo listened quietly.

When she heard him talk about how Yang Guo accidentally entered the ancient tomb and was taken in by Xiaolongnu, and how he called Xiaolongnu "Aunt" for the first time, her eyes suddenly froze and her lips moved, but she finally forced herself not to make a sound to interrupt Chu Xing's narration.

"After several months, the two of them had already mastered the external skills of the 'Jade Girl Heart Sutra'. Sometimes Yang Guo..."

"That night, after the second watch, the master and disciple came to the depths of the flower shade... Each of them took a side of the flower bush, unbuttoned their clothes, and began to practice..."

Jade Girl Heart Sutra, undress and practice...

Bah, you dirty little thief!

Jiang Lihuo spat secretly, his cheeks feeling slightly hot.

Of course, in order to make the plot look more reasonable, Chu Xing made a lot of changes to the martial arts system in the story, and omitted some unsatisfactory plots, such as the one about Yin Zhiping.

However, in order to disgust Jiang Lihuo, Chu Xing basically only gave a brief account of the other plots, focusing on the ambiguity between Yang Guo and Xiaolongnu.

As for the various love words between the two, not a single one was missed!

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"Yang Guo flicked his sleeve, took Xiaolongnu's hand, and walked down the mountain with the Divine Eagle side by side... The autumn wind was clear, the moon was bright; fallen leaves gathered and scattered, and the crows were startled when they roosted. I don't know when we will meet again, but I feel embarrassed at this moment and this night."

The story ends here.

Jiang Lihuo seemed to be unsatisfied after listening to it. After a while, he looked at him blankly: "That's all?"

Chu Xing looked teasing:

"If you want to hear more, I'll tell you another story next time when I'm free."

"Okay." Jiang Lihuo nodded slightly, but in the blink of an eye her pretty face flushed with shame, and she glared at him with her beautiful eyes:

"You...don't call me aunt!"

Chu Xing came up to Jiang Lihuo and said with a smile, "Okay, aunt."

What's this about the Young Hero of the Condor Heroes? This is clearly a pure romance story!

In the story, Yang Guo also kept calling Xiaolongnu "Auntie"...

Jiang Lihuo felt extremely ashamed and angry. Thinking about how he had forced her to call him aunt, his face turned redder.

She forced herself to put on a dignified posture, staring at Chu Xing, and the phoenix-patterned dagger suddenly appeared in her hand again:

"Didn't I just say that I would let you go if you called me 'Auntie'?"

Chu Xing's originally smug smile froze on his face in an instant, replaced by a fawning look. He cautiously reached out to grab the phoenix-patterned dagger from her hand:

"Princess, let's talk it over. Don't use a knife. I promise I won't scream anymore, okay?"

Jiang Lihuo slapped his hand away, squinted his eyes, looked him up and down with interest, and said slowly:

"It's not impossible for me to spare you... But you have to agree to one condition."

"What conditions?"

Jiang Lihuo raised a sly smile:

"From now on, whenever I want to hear a story, you must tell me anytime, and you must not repeat the same story."

Chu Xing thought about it and nodded in agreement.

"By the way, Princess, give me those training resources. I will go find that fat guy today and ask him to help us as soon as possible."

learn from mistakes.

Chu Xing decided to exchange the cultivation resources and magic tools and treasures in his hands for spirit stones as soon as possible, and then hide all the spirit stones.

"It's all in there." Jiang Lihuo casually threw him a storage bag.

Chu Xing used his spiritual sense to investigate and found that there were mostly elixirs and materials, as well as quite a few magical instruments and treasures.

He picked out all the magical instruments and treasures inside, put them into a new storage bag, and returned them to the other party:

"Princess, the magical instruments and treasures are too obvious to be traced back to us. For safety's sake, it's best not to rush into using these things now. You can keep them and wait until the storm has passed."