Immortality, but people in primitive society
Chapter 51 The First Shit Scooper
The sand at the bottom of the puddle was flowing rapidly, and during the day, many fish were seen rushing out of the sand, rushing behind him, and pressing him back into the sand!
Bai Tian struggled terribly, but to no avail. His body was quickly pressed into the mud and sand, and he lost control of himself.
Wow...
Suddenly, Bai Tian felt himself breaking through the water's surface and began to fall freely. Then, he fell into the water again.
This time the water was deep and it became very dark around.
After entering the water this time, he no longer felt the pressure he had felt during the day, but his body just sank. He then began to swim upwards, and after a while he finally emerged.
Huh, huh...
During the day, I tried my best to breathe while observing my surroundings.
It was pitch black and I couldn't see anything, but I could hear the sound of water splashing, so there must be a waterfall.
It is very likely an underground river.
Crying like crazy, eating fish every day, and finally being pushed into an underground river by a fish, what is going on!
The good news is, there's air underground, too.
The bad news is, there are a lot of fish in the water licking people!
Although the fish couldn't be seen in the darkness, they were very good at licking, licking the pores that were used during the day. If this continued, they would lick until they bled.
During the day, he endured the itchiness all over his body and groped his way to the river bank. However, he soon discovered that this underground river had no river bank and seemed to be in a tunnel.
This is bad.
Without a river bank, he would have to stay in the water all the time and would not be able to see any dangers underwater.
The strange thing was, he had clearly just fallen from the sky. But when he groped upward during the day, he found no space above. He kept hearing the sound of a waterfall, but he couldn't find it.
It was too dark around, and being licked during the day was really uncomfortable. After a moment's deliberation, he began to climb upstream along the current.
During the day, heading downstream was actually more dangerous. With the current, a flood was likely to form downstream, and we might actually drown.
If you go upstream, there are certain risks, but at least you can choose to turn back later.
Besides, Bai Tian was always convinced that he had just fallen from the sky, and the exit of the puddle must still be there.
But after searching upstream for a long time during the day, I still couldn't find the exit. The width of the river has not changed. It feels like this is not an underground river, but a modern underground sewage pipe.
He didn't know how long he had been climbing, but he finally saw a ray of light ahead during the day. He was so surprised that he quickened his pace and climbed forward.
If he didn't leave the water, his skin would be licked off, and there were always a lot of fish hanging on his body.
As we got closer, we discovered that the place with bright light during the day was actually very large because there was a big puddle above it.
When he emerged from the puddle during the day, he was surprised to find that he was in the middle of a bamboo forest and in a small river.
It’s strange. The underground river is obviously under the puddle, so why is the “tunnel” of the underground river not completely blocked by water, but there is some air?
Without giving it much thought, I quickly climbed out of the water. There were lick marks all over my body, and I thought they were kiss marks.
These fish are so rude, they even lick the little head’s eyes. How uncomfortable!
During the day, he did not venture into the bamboo forest, but sat on the shore to rest. The appearance of those huge mosquitoes reminded him that the bamboo forest was very scary, and even the giant panda family did not dare to approach it.
The most you'll get in an underground river is licked by fish, but if you enter a bamboo forest, you'll probably lose everything.
So, after resting for a while, during the day, we decided to go back along the underground river to find the original exit.
Of course, we can't go back empty-handed, there are many bamboos and bamboo shoots on both sides of the river.
So during the day, he picked up some bamboo shoots from the river bank, then sank them into the water and went down along the underground river.
Strangely, as he was going down the river during the day, he soon saw a bright light downstream. When he got to the light, he found that it was the puddle where he was pushed down before, which meant he had returned to the starting point.
However, the bottom of the puddle was still full of sand, and no passage was visible.
This is strange!
This underground river is so strange. Starting from the origin, it sinks, but you can't touch the bottom; coming down from the upstream, it goes straight back to the origin...
Without giving it much thought, I suddenly saw a family of giant pandas crawling out of a nearby manure pit during the day and running towards this side.
During the day, I thought the white mosquitoes had come back again, and I was so scared that I quickly sank into the water.
Soon during the day, four giant pandas were seen jumping into the water, and then...
Because the four giant pandas were covered in feces, the puddle instantly turned into feces soup. And being squeezed underwater during the day, the smell was really, really good!
After much difficulty, he finally emerged from the water during the day. Before he could even catch his breath, Big Bear threw him ashore in disgust...
After a while, Bai Tian was sitting by the puddle, watching the four giant pandas rolling around happily, and his heart was filled with emotion.
He had always thought the panda family was awesome, but now he knew there might be even more awesome people in this canyon.
Those white mosquitoes are not to be trifled with; even pandas are afraid of them. However, the white mosquitoes only inhabit the outer layer of the bamboo forest; it is unknown what dangers exist in the inner layer.
What is certain is that this Thunder Canyon is definitely not as simple as expected. Giant pandas, white bamboo, white mosquitoes, and fish that lick people are all beyond the cognition of the day.
I always feel that this canyon is a different world from the outside world. It's more like a magical world...
Shaking off my thoughts, I started peeling the bamboo shoots I brought back during the day and eating them directly.
As expected, when Bear Two saw him eating bamboo shoots, he quickly climbed out of the water. He is such a curious bear.
Xiong Er first looked at Bai Tian, then snatched the bamboo shoots from Bai Tian's hand, sniffed them, and put them in his mouth to eat.
Click click click...
In fact, bamboo shoots are a bit bitter when eaten raw, but Xiong Er's eyes lit up when he ate them.
Watching Xiong Er eating bamboo shoots, a smile appeared on Bai Tian's face. As long as Xiong Er started eating, everything would be easy.
Once these four giant pandas have eaten the bamboo shoots, their stomachs and intestines will be regulated, and they will not feel so uncomfortable when defecating, and he will no longer need to be used as toilet paper!
However, this process was much slower than expected during the day.
It wasn't until the second day that Big Bear started eating bamboo shoots, and it wasn't until the fourth day that Father and Mother Bear started eating bamboo shoots.
Then, problems arose during the day: four pandas ate bamboo shoots at the same time, and the daily consumption was very large, so he had to look for bamboo shoots all day long.
Of course, he didn't dare to walk directly to the bamboo forest from the ground, so he could only rely on the underground river for transportation.
Fortunately, there were a lot of bamboo shoots in the bamboo forest, and he noticed during the day that they were growing very fast. He had just picked them a few days ago, and new bamboo shoots were starting to emerge from the ground.
After eating bamboo shoots, the panda's poop is indeed not as hard, and it does not need to be cleaned during the day.
However, within a few days, daytime troubles came again.
The giant panda may have eaten too many bamboo shoots, causing its stomach and intestines to feel uncomfortable and start having diarrhea.
The four giant pandas had diarrhea at the same time, and the scene was really exciting.
To solve the diarrhea problem, the pandas were given limited amounts of bamboo shoots to eat during the day. Besides bamboo shoots, they were also given stone liquid once a day. This helped the pandas stop having diarrhea.
But as a result, the panda's excretion volume has increased. Previously, it was only once a day, but now it has to go two or three times a day, and each time the volume is very large.
Thus, Bai Tian acquired a new identity: the first poop scooper in human history...
In a blink of an eye, more than half a month has passed since the giant panda started eating bamboo shoots.
During the day, he began to carry out his next plan: letting the giant pandas enter the bamboo forest to pick bamboo shoots by themselves.
If I wanted to enter the bamboo forest, I had to chase away those white mosquitoes first. Fortunately, I had figured out a way to do it during the day...
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