My Mr. Monster

"Just come if you want to. Why do you have to come so early in the morning?" Lu Xuan yawned and leaned back on the sofa. Sleepiness kept sweeping over Lu Xuan's consciousness.

"I was thinking about seeing you sooner," Xu Zhiyi said, then looked at Wu Yang who was sitting next to Lu Xuan. "It's so sad that you didn't tell me you had a boyfriend."

"We haven't been dating for long, so I didn't have time to tell you." Lu Xuan said, "His name is Wu Yang, and he's a very nice person."

Lu Xuan then said to Wu Yang, "His name is Xu Zhiyi. He is my childhood friend and the same age as me. We are very good friends."

Xu Zhiyi almost vomited when he heard the words "very nice person". If that guy who said one thing in public and another in private was a nice person, he wouldn't have given him a show of power as soon as they met.

This was clearly a naked attempt to deceive Lu Xuan, a simple guy.

"Old Lu, can we have a chat?" Xu Zhiyi said.

Wu Yang narrowed his eyes and looked at Xu Zhiyi. Without waiting for Lu Xuan to answer him, he said, "Just say whatever you want to say here. We're all family. There's nothing to hide."

Lu Xuan nodded in agreement when he heard this, "Wu Yang is not an outsider."

Absolutely, absolutely blinded by lard. Xu Zhiyi glanced at Lu Xuan and felt heartbroken. The cabbages he had been eating for so many years were finally ruined by the pig.

"Forget it..." Xu Zhiyi took a sip of water, "I was planning to go out with you today."

"Go play? Where to play?" Lu Xuan's sleepy spirit was slightly lifted.

"You should be at home with your boyfriend, sweetheart. I don't think I'll have time..." Xu Zhiyi said sourly, "I've even planned out my itinerary for today."

Wu Yang didn't get annoyed when he heard Xu Zhiyi's undisguised dissatisfaction. He just liked the way this guy obviously hated him but couldn't do anything to him.

"You can bring Wu Yang along, he also likes to play." Lu Xuan said with a smile, "It's more fun when there are more people."

Xu Zhiyi remained silent. He didn't believe that Lu Xuan couldn't see his attitude, so there was only one possibility left:... he knew but he was biased towards Wu Yang.

He sighed deeply. He really didn't know how to describe the unhappy feeling. It was as if the girl he had raised was abducted by a ghost fire traitor, and the girl didn't even side with her family.

"Lu Xuan, does your friend dislike me?" Wu Yang's voice sounded aggrieved, which made Lu Xuan startled. He looked at Wu Yang in disbelief.

He swallowed and said quickly, "How could that be? Zhiyi is a very good person, but he is not very tactful with his words. Don't think too much about it."

"Look, he's glaring at me. Does he hate me?" Wu Yang leaned on Lu Xuan aggrievedly.

Xu Zhiyi: ...

He was speechless and choked with shock... And a green tea girl? Xu Zhiyi could despise her as much as he wanted, but this nearly 5'9" green tea girl? That was outrageous.

"Lu Xuan, you actually want to entrust your life to this guy? Can someone who's two-faced be your boyfriend?" Xu Zhiyi cried in her heart. Lu Xuan has always been very careful about his relationships, and now it's obvious that he's in the passionate stage. No matter what she said, she probably wouldn't be able to persuade him.

The combination of a love-sick mind and a guy who is not easy to deal with, Xu Zhiyi doesn't know what will become of him, and feels that there is no way to save him.

Wu Yang and Xu Zhiyi sat in silence in the living room, while Lu Xuan recovered from his sleepy state in the room, and then began to plan today's itinerary as if he had been injected with chicken blood.

"It's all because of you." Wu Yang glared at Xu Zhiyi. He could have spent a wonderful day happily with Lu Xuan.

"Brother...you are outrageous. Lu Xuan and I have been together for so long. Aren't you afraid that I will tell him some bad things about you?" Xu Zhiyi was speechless.

"Who do you think Lu Xuan is?" Wu Yang said disdainfully.

Xu Zhiyi was shocked. She didn't expect that Wu Yang could figure out Lu Xuan's background in such a short time. No wonder he could make Lu Xuan fall in such a short time.

It seems that he is not only a green tea boy but also a scheming boy.

"How... did you get together?" Xu Zhiyi asked cautiously.

Wu Yang looked at Xu Zhiyi and chuckled proudly, "He said he fell in love with me the first time he saw me and couldn't live without me. I also thought he was great, so I started dating him."

Xu Zhiyi: ...

"I recorded it." Xu Zhiyi said, "I'll keep this secret of yours for the rest of my life. Do you need me to tell Lu Xuan?"

Wu Yang: ...

Wu Yang saw that Xu Zhiyi's phone had activated the recording function at some point. For a moment, he nearly gnashed his teeth. He had only wanted to rant about it to piss this guy off, but damn, were people this vicious these days? They even recorded conversations?

"It is..." Wu Yang's tone at this moment was a little far-fetched.

Xu Zhiyi raised his eyebrows slightly. Although he looked like a rogue, he seemed to be really afraid of Lu Xuan.

"Then I'll let him listen to it. I think Lu Xuan will be very sad after listening to it." Xu Zhiyi covered her little heart and acted out a "sad" scene. Wu Yang felt uncomfortable after seeing it.

"I'm sorry... It's my fault. Please be magnanimous and let's have a good talk." Wu Yang's expression changed as quickly as turning the pages of a book. In almost the blink of an eye, he put on a smile. Although it was a fake smile, but... Xu Zhiyi was the first one who dared to play tricks on him like this.

"Don't come near me... You make me feel very uncomfortable." Xu Zhiyi warned. Wu Yang posed a great threat to him. He felt that this guy would rob him if he got close to him.

"I just want to have a good chat with you." Wu Yang smiled "hypocritically" and slowly approached Xu Zhiyi.

Xu Zhiyi was shocked. He knew that Wu Yang was up to no good and was going to act like a rogue. However, he didn't expect Wu Yang's motor skills to be so outrageous. He snatched the phone away from him almost at the moment he couldn't react.

Deletion and clearing were completed within a few seconds. Xu Zhiyi was stunned and didn't have time to say anything before seeing his phone being thrown back to him.

Xu Zhiyi was stunned when he saw the empty phone, but he didn't care. Instead, he asked, "Are you a special forces soldier or one of those martial arts students?"

After deleting the content, Wu Yang stopped pretending and replied, "What do you think I am? Or do you think I'm not worthy of Lu Xuan? Do you really dislike me?"

"It's mutual. You looked unkind from the first sight. I think you must have deceived Lu Xuan."

Wu Yang sneered, "Do you think you're that good? Who would dye their hair yellow?"

"This is called fashion. Even if I dyed my hair yellow, I wouldn't be as fierce as you. At first glance, I'd think you had a few lives on your hands."

Wu Yang was speechless. Human lives... He did have them, but to say only a few was underestimating him. But there was nothing to brag about in such matters. Wu Yang snorted coldly and fell silent.

During the stalemate, Lu Xuan came out of the room with a smile on his face. He said, "I just made a plan. Let's go to the amusement park during the day and then go hiking in the afternoon."

"Going to the amusement park? Aren't you really afraid of getting heatstroke?" Xu Zhiyi asked. Summer in Guangdong is as hot as it can be.

"It's okay, the main thing is to have some fun." Lu Xuan said with a smile.

"If Lu Xuan doesn't want to go, let's go together. I'm not afraid of the heat." Wu Yang said, pulling Lu Xuan's hand, his voice softening. "Is the amusement park fun? I haven't even seen one. I don't know what fun places you have here."

Lu Xuan's heart softened when he heard this. Wu Yang must have never seen this before. In his imagination, Wu Yang was just a poor little guy in the end times who had never eaten, seen, or lived a good life. How could it be as good as it was here?

"Zhiyi, are you going?" Lu Xuan looked at Xu Zhiyi. Although he really wanted to take good care of his childhood friend, but... with the beautiful Wu Yang whispering in his ears, he couldn't think too much.

No wonder I always hear people around me say that they forget their brothers when they have a girlfriend...

"Of course I'm going. I'm just killing time. Why shouldn't I go?" Xu Zhiyi said as he glanced at Wu Yang. He still wanted to know more about this guy. From what he just said... he seemed like a gigolo.