My Mr. Monster

Lu Xuan's understanding of the fucked-up world was probably that when fucked-up things happened at fucked-up times, the whole world became so unreasonable.

Lu Xuan felt that his feet were really starting to get heavy during the long journey, so he redefined it.

The fucked world is fucked because of Wu Yang.

Finally, he fell to the ground in the snow, unable to bear the weight. Looking at the gray sky, Lu Xuan felt that his life seemed to be coming to an end.

The sky was blocked by an annoying figure. Looking at Wu Yang's face, Lu Xuan felt both hatred and love for him. It was a truly contradictory emotion.

"Pull me up." Lu Xuan stretched out his hand and looked at Wu Yang.

Wu Yang sighed and pulled him up again. Lu Xuan felt that he had no strength in his whole body even when he was standing. Although the effect was obvious, who could endure such play?

"Carry me back, I'm useless." Lu Xuan said as he fell on Wu Yang.

Wu Yang frowned and supported Lu Xuan and asked, "Are you weak?"

Lu Xuan snorted coldly and then said seriously: "Yes, I am very weak. I can't walk now."

Wu Yang paused for a few seconds, then helplessly supported Lu Xuan: "Then go back and rest. You've changed a lot recently. Although it hasn't been long, you have the capital. Let's practice next."

"Actual combat?" Lu Xuan looked at Wu Yang with a look of horror. "What does that mean?"

"It's me fighting you, or you fighting Han Song." Wu Yang said, looking at Lu Xuan, "There's no guarantee that your face can withstand a beating."

"Do I have to slap you in the face?" Lu Xuan smiled bitterly.

"I didn't say that. I said there's no guarantee. Who knows if there will be any accidents."

"Are you trying to get revenge on me? Or are you trying to murder me?"

"How could that be?" Wu Yang smiled, reaching out to lift the strands of hair off Lu Xuan's forehead. "This face of yours is probably the only thing worth looking at. It would be a real loss if it was ruined."

Lu Xuan's face turned red from his neck to his ears in an instant. He turned his head away and stopped looking at Wu Yang.

Wu Yang scoffed, "You blushed at the slightest touch? Are you really single? I see there are a lot of people there, there's no reason you can't find someone."

"I have very high standards." Lu Xuan glared at Wu Yang angrily.

"Ouch, sh*t, don't move, I almost fell." Wu Yang was so scared that he held onto Lu Xuan who was struggling to walk away, fearing that he would hit the ground with his face.

"I'm leaving by myself. I won't go with you. You're so annoying. You have to talk about all this nonsense for no reason." Lu Xuan said angrily.

Wu Yang smiled apologetically, "Are you still angry? Okay, okay, I was wrong. I won't laugh at you anymore."

Lu Xuan ignored Wu Yang, leaving him alone with a puzzled expression. Wu Yang felt that Lu Xuan was becoming increasingly spoiled. Was it because he had spoiled him too much? He was always giving him the cold shoulder, and even… he even took the little brat to sleep with Han Song.

As for whether he is really annoying, Wu Yang feels that he is very good, with full emotional value and full sense of security.

So in order to find the answer, Wu Yang found Han Song and blocked him in a corner to hide from Lu Xuan.

Han Song broke out in a cold sweat after being suddenly blocked by Wu Yang. He was too nervous to speak. He stared at Wu Yang, waiting for the reason.

"Do you think I'm really annoying?" Wu Yang asked Han Song.

This question really stumped Han Song. He stared blankly at Wu Yang's distressed expression. As if thinking of something, he asked, "Did you offend Lu Xuan?"

Wu Yang frowned and didn't want to say anything, but nodded out of consideration. Maybe it depends on the person.

Han Song was silent and thought for a while, still not understanding, and asked again: "How did you offend him?"

Wu Yang, upon hearing this, grumbled and recounted everything he had done to Han Song. Han Song's scalp tingled. Wasn't this clearly annoying? If Lu Xuan hadn't been using a "like" filter, he'd probably have beaten you to death...

"I can't do anything about it. You might as well apologize to Lu Xuan." Han Song waved his hand.

Wu Yang was unhappy when he heard this. "I apologized to him? How could that be possible? I didn't mean to tease him. Who knew he would get angry? And it was obviously a normal joke."

Han Song was speechless, thinking, "If you think it's normal, then what about others?" Besides... who would flirt with a man for no reason? And why would you not apologize for your own behavior?

"Then there's nothing I can do..." Han Song turned around to leave but was held down by Wu Yang.

"Don't leave yet. Go talk to him." Wu Yang looked at Han Song threateningly. "If you can calm him down, I'll owe you a favor."

Han Song became interested when he heard this. It was so rare that Wu Yang was willing to do him a favor.

"Okay, I'll find time to talk to him." Han Song agreed directly.

Wu Yang warned, "Don't say I said that."

Han Song: ...

On the rooftop, Lu Xuan listened to Han Song's almost verbatim retelling. Finally, he shook his head and said, "I'm not angry anymore. I just don't want to pay attention to him."

Han Song was stunned and asked, "Why?"

Lu Xuan thought for a moment and smiled helplessly, "I like men. Wu Yang always makes misleading moves like this. Even though it's unintentional, I always take it seriously."

Han Song looked at Lu Xuan with a complicated expression, "What if you tell him? Maybe it will work? He takes good care of you."

Lu Xuan leaned over the rusty railing and shook his head. "I don't dare to gamble. I can't afford it. He's one of the few people I can rely on here. If he gets angry, he might even threaten my personal safety."

"So you plan to keep some distance from him?" Han Song seemed to understand.

"That's right, but now is not the right time. I will find an opportunity when the time comes. In the end, if he thinks I am unbearable, he will stay away from me."

"So you don't like him anymore?"

"I can still tell the difference between liking someone and not liking someone. I know my limits, so you don't have to worry." Lu Xuan forced a smile. "The world is so big anyway, I'll always meet someone who's right for me. I don't want to always be the only one making sacrifices, and I don't need one-sided love."

"I don't quite understand, but I respect your choice. Wu Yang isn't a good choice," Han Song said. "He has a fickle temper and might even commit domestic violence if he really follows you."

"I will be cautious, but will he really hit someone if he is in a bad mood?" Lu Xuan asked.

Han Song thought about it and said uncertainly: "I'm not sure, but I think they will fight."

The two chatted back and forth, while Wu Yang, who was on the top floor, lay in the snow and listened silently, with a piece of chocolate in his mouth. For a moment, he couldn't tell whether the taste was bitter or sweet.