My Mr. Monster

They went there for two days and came back for two days, but without exception, Lu Xuan was exhausted every day. Wu Yang seemed to have been triggered by some strange switch. He ran every day, practiced basic skills, and took care of the children. It was exactly the same as his college life.

After taking a shower, Lu Xuan fell directly on the bed. He didn't have any strength in his body. He felt a little dizzy and thought he was fine, but Wu Yang shattered his "dream" with a punch.

"Can you do it?" Wu Yang slapped Lu Xuan's butt cheerfully. The crisp sound was accompanied by Lu Xuan's almost deathly scream.

Wu Yang raised his eyebrows: "There is some flesh on the butt, and it's quite firm."

Lu Xuan turned around and glared at Wu Yang, gritted his teeth and said angrily: "Do you want to fight?"

Wu Yang raised his eyebrows and smiled, "Yeah, that's right."

Lu Xuan stared at Wu Yang and said the most cowardly words in the most stubborn tone: "Impossible! Unless you kill me now!"

Wu Yang really couldn't help laughing. It was so fun to bully this guy. It was so interesting to see him get angry and unconvinced at first, then become desperate and lose motivation, and then become full of energy again.

I won’t get tired of it at all.

Lu Xuan's favorable impression towards Wu Yang almost plummeted, and perhaps because he was too tired, he fell asleep every day without any other thoughts. He had no desire at all just looking at him lying beside him.

What a sin! Lu Xuan was filled with grief and indignation. He should have looked for Han Song. At least his behavior should have been humane, instead of making him feel like he was in hell every day.

"Are you going to sleep already?" Wu Yang asked.

"Yeah." Lu Xuan nodded and closed his eyes quietly.

"It's only nine o'clock. Why don't you put on some underwear and lie there in bed? Are you planning to freeze yourself to death?" Wu Yang asked.

Lu Xuan didn't even make a sound. He just hummed twice, pulled the quilt over him and fell asleep, leaving Wu Yang staring blankly.

"Who is it..." Wu Yang felt helpless, looking at the guy who had fallen asleep with frustration.

When Wu Yang walked downstairs, he saw Lu Xuan's grandmother sweeping the floor. After a brief thought, he stepped forward, grabbed the broom, and said, "Grandma, let me do it."

Grandma Lu Xuan looked at the tall and smiling Wu Yang and was stunned for a moment before saying, "No, why aren't you going to bed yet? Is Little Star asleep yet?"

"Little Star? What is this?" Wu Yang was stunned and didn't let the old man take the broom away.

"That was Xuanxuan's childhood nickname. His eyes were like little stars when he was little." Grandma Lu said with a smile as if she remembered something.

"He never told me..." Wu Yang said.

"He's embarrassed. He doesn't allow people to call him that at home. They say it's childish, even though he's obviously cute." Grandma Lu Xuan spoke to Wu Yang in confusion, trying to find some comfort.

Comrade Wu Yang nodded in understanding. He said, "He's indeed adorable. Lu Xuan is so disobedient. He doesn't even appreciate it. It's simply... unreasonable!"

When Grandma Lu Xuan saw Wu Yang's serious look, she immediately felt that this young man was very good. Finally, someone could understand her. Until now, she still thinks that the name Xiao Xingxing is particularly good.

Wu Yang remembered this incident, Little Star... Hey, Lu Xuan, Lu Xuan, you didn’t tell him such an interesting name.

Grandma Lu Xuan couldn't snatch the clothes away from her, so she had to let Wu Yang finish sweeping and go upstairs to sleep.

Returning to the room and looking at Lu Xuan who was sleeping soundly and kicking the quilt, Wu Yang frowned and went forward to cover Lu Xuan. This guy was obviously spoiled... and he had so many tricks up his sleeve.

"Little star?" Wu Yang leaned close to Lu Xuan's ear and whispered.

Lu Xuan didn't wake up, but his dark eyebrows knitted together at the mention of the name, looking rather displeased. Wu Yang was amused and reached out to touch Lu Xuan's eyebrows. They were a bit thick, but they looked very nice, giving him a sense of simple and honesty.

It was really boring when I fell asleep, and I didn't say anything.

Time is reset to zero again, as if it is another reincarnation.

"Han Song, please come and help me from now on. I can't stand Wu Yang anymore. He's a sadist. He looks so happy when he sees me half-dead." Lu Xuan complained to Han Song in horror, "He's a pervert!"

Han Song smiled awkwardly as he looked at Wu Yang who had appeared behind Lu Xuan without him noticing. He crossed his arms and watched Lu Xuan continue his speech. The emotions and words he used were so vivid and colorful that no one could repeat themselves. If someone didn't know him, they would really think he was a devil.

"It would be a waste of your talent if you don't give the speech." Wu Yang's voice came.

Lu Xuan's body froze. He looked at Han Song in horror, "Is our revolutionary friendship so fragile? Why didn't you tell me just now? Not even a glance!"

Han Song scratched his head awkwardly and said, "I'm going to die..."

Lu Xuan felt a surge of despair. Wu Yang immediately picked him up and said, "Who told you to be lazy? With your attitude, a fight with someone like that would be a 70-30 split. They'd tear you apart seven times in three minutes."

"Let me rest for a while! Just for a while." Lu Xuan struggled to escape from Wu Yang's clutches.

"No, I've been resting for a long time." Wu Yang refused directly. "You don't need to take care of that little brat. He can just watch cartoons and hide quietly in his bed."

"Han Song, Han Song, say something! I'm going to die." Lu Xuan looked pitifully at his last savior, trying to have a glimmer of hope that he could be redeemed.

The Last Redemption coughed lightly a few times, avoided his gaze, sighed, stood up and left resolutely, leaving Lu Xuan, disheveled in the wind, standing there looking at Wu Yang.

"That's hilarious! Do you think they'd dare to rescue you if you don't have the strength?" Wu Yang said happily, "Don't you think anyone understands such a simple principle as self-preservation?"

"I will die." Lu Xuan looked at Wu Yang pleadingly, trying to move him a little.

"I guarantee you'll get him back alive." Wu Yang said affirmatively, then carried the man up and took him away.

Han Song sighed as he watched from a distance. That was good. At least Wu Yang was willing to teach Lu Xuan his real skills. Although it was hard, as they say, after suffering comes happiness. It was normal to endure some deserved hardship.

Although Han Song was a little worried, Wu Yang's pressure made even that little worry seem useless. He could only watch as Lu Xuan was carried away, and every day he was brought back like a dead dog...

Is this the legendary... fun?

Han Song touched his chin, thought for a while and decided to bake himself a potato to relieve the stress. At least he wouldn't die.

"Why are you still going to complain?" Wu Yang said disappointedly, "I'm doing this for your own good."

"I'm going to die if this goes on." Lu Xuan complained weakly.

Wu Yang yawned and said, "If I don't want you to die, then you can't die. If you die after such a short training session, then your life would be in vain."

"Is it really interesting to see me dying?" Lu Xuan seemed to have accepted his fate and stopped struggling.

Wu Yang sighed and then changed his tone to become very mean and said: "Of course, you are funny and fun like this, I never get tired of watching you, little star, you have to work hard~"

His mood, which had just calmed down, was instantly ignited. He struggled hard while accusing loudly: "Wu Yang, I'm not done with you! Shut up! Don't shout that!"

Wu Yang laughed even louder, and patted Lu Xuan's butt again, "You're nothing. I just like to bully the weak. If you don't work hard, you're destined to be bullied."