My Mr. Monster

Lu Xuan got up early in the morning. When he looked at Wu Yang again, his face suddenly turned red. He quickly looked away, ran out of the room, closed the door and went to wash up.

After washing up, Wu Yang went back and sat on the edge of the bed, rubbing his hair and yawning, as if he had not slept enough. However, when he saw Lu Xuan, he quickly put on a serious look again.

Lu Xuan was speechless.

As expected, when you stay in the same space with a straight man, one of you will always have to endure the suffering that you shouldn't experience.

Lu Xuan quickly comforted himself. This was a normal physiological reaction. Wu Yang was a human being, and he couldn't speculate or fantasize about him with such a dirty mind.

So, in Wu Yang's shocked gaze, Lu Xuan slapped his face hard.

"You, what are you doing?" Wu Yang was stunned. Why did he hit himself so early in the morning?

"Let me clear my head." Lu Xuan said righteously. He looked directly at Wu Yang's face and said, "My family members are still asleep. Please go brush your teeth and wash your face."

"what?"

"Take a shower while you're at it. I'll take one after you finish."

"I'm not dirty."

Lu Xuan pulled her towards the bathroom and said, "Just take a shower if I tell you to. I'll take you to the town market for breakfast later."

Wu Yang was pushed forward unwillingly. He felt that it was totally unnecessary. He didn't smell bad, and Lu Xuan was making a big deal out of nothing.

If he said that, Lu Xuan would immediately label him a "slob" and would cast a contemptuous look at him from time to time.

Lu Xuan gave Wu Yang a set of his own clothes and carefully pushed him into the bathroom. Then he closed the bathroom door and began to teach Wu Yang how to make a water heater step by step, and took out a new towel and toothbrush from the cabinet.

Wu Yang nodded, seeming to understand. He wanted to ask, "Can't we just shower together? Why go through so much trouble?"

The knock on the door made the two of them hold their breath.

"Who's in there?" a questioning voice came from outside.

Lu Xuan suddenly broke out in a cold sweat and his heart almost stopped for a moment. After reacting, Lu Xuan quickly said, "Mom, it's me. I need to take a shower and go to the market later."

"Take a shower in the morning?" Lu Xuan's mother outside was a little confused.

"Wash yourself clean, and don't open the door! I'm not wearing any clothes!" Lu Xuan said.

"I didn't expect you to be so delicate..." Lu Xuan's mother muttered for a while and then left.

Lu Xuan took a deep breath and felt as if he had walked through the gates of hell. If his mother suddenly opened the door and saw him and Wu Yang, especially Wu Yang who was only wearing shorts, he had no idea of ​​the consequences.

"How about we take a shower together?" Wu Yang said politely, "It seems like there's no shortage of water."

"Can I still take my time taking a shower?" Lu Xuan was a little overwhelmed. He thought that he could take Wu Yang out early after getting up early and taking a shower, but he didn't expect that his mother would become a stumbling block.

Wu Yang threw his underwear aside, then turned on the water and started washing according to what Lu Xuan had just taught him. Lu Xuan was stunned for a long time watching the natural movements.

"Why don't you take off your clothes? Why are you looking at me?" Wu Yang held the shower head in one hand and adjusted the water temperature with the other, glancing at Lu Xuan.

"Can you turn your back?" Lu Xuan asked in a low voice, his attitude was so humble that it was almost humiliating.

"Huh? Are you kidding?" Wu Yang looked as if he had seen a ghost.

"I'm from the South, I'm not used to it..."

"Southerners? What the hell? Are you men afraid of seeing those pounds of meat? What you have, I have too. I've shown it to you, so what are you afraid of?" Wu Yang reacted as he looked at Lu Xuan deeply, and his expression turned to pity.

"I'm really not laughing at you. This is innate. Everyone is unique, isn't it?" Wu Yang said soothingly.

When Lu Xuan heard these words from Wu Yang's mouth, he felt like the sky had fallen. Thinking about it carefully, it seemed to make sense. Just put it in the perspective of a straight man. Wu Yang was just a friend and he couldn't have any thoughts about him.

Under the constant brainwashing of himself, Lu Xuan numbly took off his clothes and threw them into the laundry basket. He frowned at the underwear on the sink and frowned, "Don't throw your clothes around in the future. Put them in the laundry basket."

"Oh," Wu Yang watched Lu Xuan throw his underwear into the laundry basket, and he could tell he was a little disgusted...

Wu Yang turned his gaze and looked at Lu Xuan, unable to resist teasing him, "You have pretty good hardware, aren't you shy? If nothing else, you're about the same as Han Song."

Lu Xuan was stunned for a moment, then numbly moved a small plastic stool from the corner. He took a deep breath and said, "If you want to wash it, wash it thoroughly. Just rinse it a few times."

"what?"

"Sit down, I'll be your helper."

Wu Yang didn't quite understand, but he sat down obediently anyway. He felt something cool touching his head, followed by a fragrance.

"Close your eyes and don't let the shampoo get in your eyes." Lu Xuan said, "Let's go to town and get a haircut later."

"I don't care." Wu Yang closed his eyes and said indifferently.

Lu Xuan washed Wu Yang's hair carefully. He couldn't help but ask Wu Yang, "Your hair quality is much better than Han Song and the others, right? It feels like we're from a different world."

"Han Song and his friends have no food to eat, and they are all so skinny, how can they compare with me?" Wu Yang said.

"That's right..." After Wu Yang said this, Lu Xuan also understood.

"Can you open your eyes now?" Wu Yang couldn't help but ask.

"No." Lu Xuan began to rinse the foam.

"Do you still want to rub my back?" Wu Yang asked Lu Xuan curiously.

Lu Xuan thought for a moment and asked, "What do you want to do?"

Wu Yang nodded, "I'll help you rub it later. I guarantee that my strong hands will make you shine."

"If you want to murder me, just say so."

Wu Yang chuckled softly. It was the first time he'd had his hair washed by someone else, and the shampoo he used felt incredibly fresh. He especially loved when Lu Xuan scratched his hair and touched his scalp; it felt incredibly tingling and comfortable. It was a world of difference compared to washing his hair himself.

"You can open your eyes now." Lu Xuan rinsed the foam off Wu Yang's head. He felt much more comfortable looking at his clean head.

"Are you a professional shampooer? It feels quite comfortable." Wu Yang turned to look at Lu Xuan.

"If I go get a dry cleaner and a haircut, my parents will be the first to kick me out of the house." Lu Xuan forced Wu Yang's head back, "Don't look at me."

"It won't hurt to take a look, and these are meant to be seen by people." Wu Yang said happily.

"We've been honest with each other, so what are you afraid of?"

"Okay, okay, okay, keep your voice down and wash quickly." Lu Xuan really wanted to knock Wu Yang unconscious with a knife.

"Oh, then you can help me rub my back, remember to use some force."

"I know, just shut up." Lu Xuan said gritting his teeth.

Lu Xuan was rubbing Wu Yang's back while paying attention to the door. He also had to take a shower. With so many things to do, he felt like his attention was not enough.

"Alright, alright, I can hear footsteps. Stop looking out in surprise. Come on, sit down and let me give you a bath." Wu Yang felt helpless when he saw Lu Xuan's frightened look.

"You really heard me clearly? Don't flip the car over."

"What do you mean by 'turn over'? Don't you know how reliable I am?" Wu Yang practically pushed Lu Xuan to sit on the stool. "This is my first time scrubbing someone's back, so don't move around and give me some respect."

"Is this green shampoo?"

"Ah."

"To be honest, your skin is really white and feels soft and tender."

"My family doesn't let me do much work, so I developed this habit. Also, don't use words like 'watery and tender' to describe me."

"I see. By the way, your hair is so soft. Is it always like this?"

"Yeah." Lu Xuan nodded with his eyes closed.