My Mr. Monster

"What are you writing?" Wu Yang looked at Lu Xuan writing something with a pen and a book under the candlelight. He came closer and could only recognize a few words.

"Diary." Lu Xuan said, "Record some things."

Under the orange candlelight, Wu Yang watched Lu Xuan write. Although he didn't recognize it very well, he thought it should be very beautiful. He had also seen Han Song write, but it was not as standard as Lu Xuan's.

"What are you recording?" Wu Yang asked curiously.

"Some trivial things. I can take them out and read them when I'm old."

“Is there anything about me in it?”

"Don't you know your own name?"

"Yes, but I haven't seen me, so why don't you write about me?"

Lu Xuan turned to look at Wu Yang. It was not that Lu Xuan had never seen the world, after all, he had a lot of world stars, but this was the first time he had seen such a scene.

In the candlelight, Wu Yang seemed to be dyed golden. Those eyes, those eyebrows... Sometimes he really seemed impeccable. Although he was not as handsome as Han Song, Wu Yang was also very good.

"What are you looking at?"

"I noticed you seem pretty good-looking."

Wu Yang was surprised that Lu Xuan would praise him so directly, so he also said, "You are also very beautiful."

"Just consider it a sincere compliment." Lu Xuan turned around, and his ears turned red again without Wu Yang noticing.

The candlelight flickered, and Wu Yang looked at Lu Xuan quietly. Normally, he would just sleep quietly, but with one person around, the fun increased a lot.

Listening to Lu Xuan's nagging, listening to him tell stories, and from time to time looking at Lu Xuan's face and his happy smile because of the success of some small things.

"Is there a lot of jasmine in your hometown?" Wu Yang asked.

Lu Xuan replied as he wrote, "No, my hometown is in Jiangxi, a small mountain village. It may not look very good to outsiders, but in my eyes it is very beautiful."

"Hometown... I don't have this concept, and I don't know where my hometown is," said Wu Yang.

"As long as you want, anywhere can be your hometown. It depends on you." Lu Xuan answered softly, and the rest was the sound of paper and pen rubbing against each other.

"What do you have in your hometown?"

"There are many mountains and many trees. My childhood dream was to climb to the top of a distant mountain, but I found that the mountain was too high. Even now, I still feel that the top of the mountain is out of reach."

"Climbing a mountain? There must be a lot of game in the mountains."

"Well, there were a lot of pheasants, wild boars, and other things. When I was a kid, I could always hear all kinds of things calling out in the mountains. To be honest, I was very scared at that time. When I went to the toilet at night, I was afraid that a monster would watch me from the mountains and forests and drag me in to eat me." Lu Xuan couldn't help laughing as he spoke.

"Now that I think about it, I realize how stupid I was. At that time... Damn, I almost said it out loud." Lu Xuan reacted and shut up immediately.

Wu Yang raised an eyebrow and looked at Lu Xuan curiously and asked, "Can you continue? Why are you keeping me in suspense?"

"No." Lu Xuan shook his head and refused. At this moment, his attitude was firm.

"Is it a secret?" Wu Yang couldn't help asking.

"Of course! Top secret." Lu Xuan said.

"Then I can guess..."

"Can you guess it?"

"Are you afraid to pee in the toilet?"

Lu Xuan's face darkened immediately, but he recovered in an instant and shook his head in denial, "Wrong."

Wu Yang was speechless by this guy. Lying really has no cost.

"That's it." Wu Yang said happily, "Did you often wet your pants when you were a child?"

Lu Xuan's face flushed red as he was immediately provoked. He lunged at Wu Yang, trying to shut him up, while angrily accusing him of spreading rumors. "I didn't wet my pants often when I was a kid! You're spreading rumors right in front of me! How dare you!"

"Haha, you're so angry because you guessed it right." Wu Yang grabbed Lu Xuan. This guy was no match for him.

"Believe it or not, I will tell you that you are impotent. Tell it to Han Song and the others!" Lu Xuan said, staring at Wu Yang.

"I said you like to pee your pants."

"You are childish!"

Wu Yang smiled, "What's wrong with being a little childish when you're bored for a long time? You said I'm impotent, but I can't say you used to wet your pants when you were a kid? Isn't that normal?"

"Why are you laughing so hard?" Lu Xuan gritted his teeth and wished he could tear Wu Yang apart with his bare hands.

"I just can't help it when I think of that scene. You know I'm a boring person." Wu Yang laughed wildly, and he felt even more proud when he saw Lu Xuan's aggressive look and the way he had no way to deal with him.

"I'm not done with you!"

"You can't beat me."

"I curse you to have no wife! You're destined to be alone!"

"How could that be? Many women come to me. My strength is there, and I am their biggest protector."

Lu Xuan was about to bite his back teeth off. The guy in front of him was simply a bug. He had no way to deal with him and could not beat him. This guy was simply unreasonable!

Suddenly, a flash of lightning accompanied by thunder came in an instant. Lu Xuan was startled and threw himself directly onto Wu Yang and looked out the window in horror.

Wu Yang raised an eyebrow. He looked at Lu Xuan with great interest and couldn't help but say, "Are you so eager to throw yourself into my arms?"

"No!" Lu Xuan reacted and quickly retorted.

"You're completely stuck to me, aren't you?" Wu Yang said happily.

After Wu Yang finished speaking, Lu Xuan jumped off Wu Yang's body and looked at Wu Yang angrily.

"We've only slept together for a few days, why are you reacting so strongly? What's the matter? Don't I give you enough sense of security to even qualify you to throw yourself into my arms?" Wu Yang looked at Lu Xuan with a servile look.

"You, do you know that the tone you speak in is like that of a hooligan!" Lu Xuan glared at Wu Yang with a blushing face. He, a gay, didn't dare to act like a hooligan, but this guy turned against Tiangang.

"If you are a man, I am not a hooligan. If you were a woman, I might think it is reasonable to say that I am a hooligan." Wu Yang said speechlessly.

"I won't talk to you anymore! Go to sleep and don't bother me." Lu Xuan was so angry that he simply ignored Wu Yang.

He didn't know what was wrong with him. In the past, if a girl like Wu Yang was in front of him, he would easily have wild thoughts, but now he got angry just by looking at Wu Yang.

"Okay, okay, I won't bother you anymore." Wu Yang softened his voice when he saw that the other person was really angry. He didn't want to break up with Lu Xuan now.

"Please don't talk to me. We are not familiar with each other. Let's just get what we need." Lu Xuan said coldly.

Wu Yang's mouth twitched. Was it possible to coax him out of this? But he wasn't good at coaxing people either. He was a man after all. The one he interacted with the most was Han Song, but Han Song wouldn't lose his temper with him.

Wu Yang felt a little depressed. He could only watch Lu Xuan sulking and ignoring him, but he kept writing faster and faster, as if he was in a hurry...

Lu Xuan was equally depressed. Did Wu Yang have to look at him like that? Being stared at by that direct gaze made Lu Xuan very uncomfortable.

"Goo~"

Lu Xuan's stomach growled inappropriately.

Wu Yang's body trembled, and he was about to explode, but seeing Lu Xuan's face that was almost emitting black energy, he forced himself to hold back and asked, "Can I get you something to eat?"

"No need." Lu Xuan didn't want to say a word to Wu Yang. If he said a few more words, he would become arrogant.

"Then I'll find you something to eat."

"I already said I didn't need it."

"Would you like some milk?"

Lu Xuan was silent, and finally nodded reluctantly: "Just give me two loaves of bread."

"Okay." Wu Yang smiled.