My Mr. Monster

Wu Yang didn't know how he fell asleep. Lu Xuan kept patting his back gently, and he just fell asleep inexplicably while sticking to Lu Xuan.

When he woke up, Wu Yang subconsciously reached to the side to fish something out, but found nothing. In an instant, Wu Yang jumped up and cold sweat instantly soaked his back. He stared at the empty tatami with a dull look in his eyes.

Did he lose his mind last night? Wu Yang suddenly felt that the world was unreal. He pulled back the quilt and looked underneath, raising his eyebrows.

He clearly remembered that he was not wearing black underwear yesterday, but now he was wearing red shorts...

"So narcissistic?" Lu Xuan just lifted the curtain at the entrance of the cave and saw Wu Yang looking down at something, but the quilt and the action made him think of watching birds.

Wu Yang looked up at Lu Xuan and was stunned for a long time before saying, "Where did you go just now?"

"I'm hungry, so of course I'll go get something to eat. Unlike you, you sleep like a pig." Lu Xuan said.

"Why didn't you tell me?" Wu Yang asked.

"Don't talk to pigs." Lu Xuan climbed in nimbly from the cave entrance. When he got closer, he found that Wu Yang's underwear was not pulled down.

"Aren't you going to watch birds?" Lu Xuan was inexplicably disappointed. After saying that, he picked up a piece of fried potato with a toothpick and put it in his mouth.

"What the hell are you looking at your own bird?" Wu Yang said, then changed his tone, "Why do you think I'm looking at my bird?"

Lu Xuan coughed lightly: "My eyesight is not good, can't I see it wrongly?"

Wu Yang kicked off the quilt, patted his white thighs, and said, "If you want to see it, just say so. I don't understand. How can you not get tired of seeing it every day?"

Lu Xuan was immediately delighted by Wu Yang's beautiful young body. He ate several more potatoes in a few bites and then said, "I never get tired of looking at it. I just like it. But I found that red shorts suit you very well. They are festive."

Wu Yang stretched and patted his thighs, then looked at Lu Xuan: "Come here."

"No." Lu Xuan didn't move forward. He didn't believe in Wu Yang's self-control.

"Come here! I won't mess with you." Wu Yang said and patted his legs again.

Lu Xuan frowned and finally walked forward and sat on Wu Yang's lap as he wished. The action of the two adults was really awkward, and Lu Xuan felt even more embarrassed and awkward.

"Can I sit aside? Why does this make me feel like the beauties around the emperor in TV dramas?" Lu Xuan said.

"So you think I look like the Emperor." Wu Yang smiled. "Did my beloved concubine feel tired last night?"

Lu Xuan showed disgust on his face, and looking at Wu Yang's expression, he felt even more disgusted. "Don't talk, it's so disgusting. You disgust me."

"Now you're calling me disgusting again, even though you clearly loved me so much last night, kissing and licking me." Wu Yang said as he put his hand on Lu Xuan's waist. "A man's heart is like a needle in the sea."

"Fuck, get out of here." Lu Xuan was amused by Wu Yang's shameless look. He pretended to push him away, but Wu Yang just put his face close to him and buried it in his chest.

Wu Yang listened to Lu Xuan's slightly rapid heartbeat and said, "Lu Xuan, are you shy again? Your heartbeat is a little fast."

"What can I do with you?" Lu Xuan was helpless. He sat on the lap of the person he liked, and that person was acting so clingy towards him. No one could stand it.

"I haven't made any money in the past twenty years... It's all your fault for limiting my memory, otherwise I would have saved a lot of gold, silver and jewelry in the past twenty years." Wu Yang curled his lips and rubbed Lu Xuan's chest.

"Ah? What do you want that for?" Lu Xuan was holding a fried potato in his mouth, a little confused.

Wu Yang suddenly raised his head and said seriously, "Of course it's the betrothal gift! Don't you like those things?"

Lu Xuan suddenly remembered that he had told Wu Yang that he liked those things, but Wu Yang actually remembered it so clearly and even gave him a betrothal gift...

"Just package yourself a little bit." Lu Xuan smiled.

Wu Yang picked up a piece of fried potato and put it in his mouth. After finishing it, he said, "This is different. A betrothal gift is a betrothal gift. I can't make any money anyway. If I can't get those things, wouldn't I just be a gigolo?"

"I don't want to be a gigolo." Wu Yang said with great confidence.

Lu Xuan laughed. If Wu Yang went to work, Lu Xuan really didn't know what kind of job he would find. Could he really be sent abroad as a mercenary? That was ridiculous. He might as well dig for gold here.

"What are you planning to do? Or just sit back and relax?" Lu Xuan's curiosity was also aroused. It seemed that Wu Yang had plans for his future?

"If I do nothing, people will gossip about me, and... I also want to achieve something. I don't know if your parents will like me..." Wu Yang was scared when he thought about having to face Lu Xuan's parents and grandparents in the future.

Lu Xuan loves him very much, but if he wants to be with Lu Xuan, he must have a good relationship with his family. No matter how good their relationship is, Wu Yang dare not bet that his existence can surpass Lu Xuan's family.

Lu Xuan couldn't help but be a little surprised when he heard this. He really never thought that the carefree Wu Yang would actually think about these issues, but it would be better not to think about it.

In just a short moment, Wu Yang's eyebrows began to knot, as if he imagined the scene of himself facing Lu Xuan's parents in the future, and he immediately broke out in a cold sweat.

"Lu Xuan, you're not going to turn against me at the last minute, are you?" Wu Yang looked nervously at Lu Xuan who was so close to him.

Lu Xuan couldn't help laughing, "Why didn't I realize before that your thoughts could be so complicated?"

"Can it be the same as usual? This is related to our future relationship! It is very important. If things go wrong, it might even go against our own wishes. How can I not care?" The more Wu Yang spoke, the more panicked he became.

Lu Xuan's family had been quite nice to him. Wu Yang felt that he was like a savage, pulling out the only child in his family. He felt that the process would be very miserable.

"I'll take care of it, it's okay." Lu Xuan said, "But it may take quite a while."

"The thing I have the most is time." Wu Yang said as he remembered something. He stood up and ran to the other side, rummaging through the drawers and took out a small box.

"Is this... a potion?" Lu Xuan asked.

"Well, I've been keeping it, and I'm still wondering why I've been keeping it..." Wu Yang looked at Lu Xuan dissatisfiedly, "And now you're planning to use me to keep it."

"Well, this is the last one, and the only one left." Lu Xuan said, "What are you going to do with it?"

"Lu Xuan." Wu Yang called out.

"Yes, I'm here." Lu Xuan responded.

Wu Yang looked down at the potion and said, "The world is very big."

"Yeah." Lu Xuan looked at him.

"What I mean is that I don't think you have enough time to witness it all." Wu Yang said as he walked to Lu Xuan, half-knelt down and held his hand.

Lu Xuan smiled gently: "Do you want me to inject the medicine?"

Wu Yang said nothing, but this was what he meant.

"Song Zhe won't die now, and he even has a lot of body left." Wu Yang said, "I'm most worried about you. You're too fragile, I'm afraid."

"Lu Xuan, although I can accompany you until death, and even die with you, I don't want you to make any mistakes along the way." Wu Yang looked at Lu Xuan, he pulled Lu Xuan's hand and placed it on his cheek.

Lu Xuan looked at Wu Yang, and after an unspecified length of silence, he slowly said, "You are the one who will spend the rest of my life with me, so you shouldn't be so humble."

"I'm just afraid. I can't convince you, and I don't dare to use force if you don't agree." Wu Yang said, biting Lu Xuan's index finger. "I really don't have any way to deal with you."

"I understand. Don't be so anxious. You used to be much cuter when you were silly. It's easy to be unhappy if you think too much." Lu Xuan hooked Wu Yang's fangs. It was a little prickly, and it really hurt when it bit people.