My Mr. Monster

"Grandpa and grandma, really... really, I can pick up the food by myself." Wu Yang looked nervously at the dishes that began to pile up in his big bowl full of rice. The two old people thought that he had a big appetite and specially changed to a bigger bowl to eat.

"This dish is delicious, eat more." Grandma Lu Xuan said and even pushed the bowl of meat and vegetables directly in front of Wu Yang.

Lu Xuan felt a little helpless as he watched the dishes moving further and further away, but he suddenly became happy when he saw Wu Yang who was at a loss. Wu Yang didn't dare to show any airs or expressions to the two old people now. She was like what... a newly married daughter-in-law.

With the warm hospitality of the two old people, most of the dishes on the table went into Wu Yang's mouth, and Lu Xuan, the grandson, didn't even get to eat a few bites of the delicious food.

After the meal, Wu Yang was planning to wash the dishes out of courtesy, but when he went in, Lu Xuan's grandmother kicked Wu Yang out and called Lu Xuan over to do the work.

"I would be really flattered by this." Wu Yang said as he looked at Lu Xuan who was washing dishes seriously.

"It's not like we've never done it before, so why should you be flattered?" Lu Xuan rolled his eyes at Wu Yang. "You're really bored, go take a shower."

"No, I'll wait for you." Wu Yang smiled, "Save water."

"Rogue..." Lu Xuan laughed.

After washing the dishes, the two were sent upstairs. They were basically not allowed to do anything else. Lu Xuan also felt tired and went upstairs. He was exhausted both physically and mentally along the way.

Wu Yang found his and Lu Xuan's clothes in the suitcase. He also found a set of pajamas for Lu Xuan that he had specially bought online, which he had also washed and brought back himself.

Without waiting for Lu Xuan to rest, Wu Yang pulled him straight to the bathroom. The bathroom in his hometown was not big, and there was no room for two men to stand.

"No, why are we taking a bath together?" Lu Xuan said as he started to undress Wu Yang.

"You not only say it, but you also do it." Wu Yang said happily, but when he looked down at Lu Xuan trying back and forth to untie the elastic band of his pants, he suddenly fell silent.

"Can you do it? Even a hard one like yours can be made soft on the bed." Wu Yang laughed.

The veins on Lu Xuan's forehead twitched. He gritted his teeth and used his fingers to repeatedly twist the incredibly tight knot. Finally, he got angry and asked, "Why are you making it so tight? Are you afraid that someone will take off your pants?"

Wu Yang curled his lips and looked at Lu Xuan: "I'm really scared."

Lu Xuan almost bit his teeth when he heard this and said angrily, "Untie it yourself."

Wu Yang felt extremely innocent, but he didn't dare disobey. He lowered his head and quickly untied the incredibly tight knot. His pants immediately fell to his thighs...

"No...why are your pants so loose?" Lu Xuan was dumbfounded.

"Otherwise, I'm afraid my pants will accidentally fall off while I'm walking. Although I'm very proud, I'm afraid you'll feel embarrassed." Wu Yang said as he took off his pants and put them aside.

"I don't remember buying this pair." Lu Xuan searched his memory and had no memory of buying this pair of pants.

"I bought it online..." Wu Yang said guiltily, "It turned out to be a good start. I'll be more careful next time."

"Everyone said I should buy these..." Lu Xuan was helpless, but these pants really scared him. If one day he was walking on the street with Wu Yang and his boyfriend's pants suddenly fell off... the scene was suffocating just thinking about it.

"Just buy it next time... I'm screwed this time." Wu Yang happily stretched out his hand and began to help Lu Xuan undress, "Sir, I'm here to help you undress."

Lu Xuan got goosebumps all over his body and looked at Wu Yang as if he was looking at a ghost. "Are you going to die? If you are possessed by evil spirits, I will perform a ritual for you."

"That's how it's played out in TV dramas." Wu Yang wasn't the least bit ashamed. He looked at Lu Xuan's naked body and frowned slightly, saying unhappily, "There really isn't much flesh on him. I remember he had some flesh before, but now he looks thinner."

"Tsk, this is called solidification, essence, do you understand?" Lu Xuan slapped Wu Yang's hand away in annoyance.

"Yes, yes, yes." Although Wu Yang's hand was slapped away, it did not prevent him from touching her again. Could he refuse when his wife was touching him?

Lu Xuan didn't bother to pay attention to him. He was freezing cold after taking off all his clothes. It was especially cold in his hometown in the morning and evening. There was only a little sunshine at noon, but it was useless.

Before Wu Yang could finish enjoying the "mandarin ducks playing in the water" he wanted, Lu Xuan couldn't stand the cold anymore. He wiped himself casually, pulled on his underwear and ran out. Wu Yang couldn't stop him even if he shouted.

Lu Xuan really couldn't stand it. The short ten seconds he spent in the room almost made him gasp for air from the cold. Without thinking, he locked himself in the quilt.

Wu Yang curled his lips. He stood in front of the mirror and looked at himself. He looked left and right but couldn't see any problems. Lu Xuan, this lecherous guy, actually ran away without doing anything to him.

After sighing deeply, Wu Yang lost interest in taking a shower. He simply washed himself, put on his underwear, and walked out.

When he arrived at Lu Xuan's room, he saw the bulging quilt. He looked at the bedside cabinet and found that Lu Xuan was not wearing any of the clothes he bought for him. Wu Yang made a "tsk" sound and walked in and closed the door.

"Aren't you afraid of suffocating?" Wu Yang accurately locked onto Lu Xuan's butt and slapped him.

After a few hits, Lu Xuan poked his head out and looked at Wu Yang in dissatisfaction: "It's cold, and it feels like it's cold in the bed too."

Wu Yang pointed at himself and smirked, "It's a pure natural warm baby. One hundred yuan a night. You can hold it as much as you want."

"What if I make you feel good?" Lu Xuan couldn't help laughing. Wu Yang's face was getting thicker and thicker.

"If you really make me happy, I won't charge you any money." Wu Yang got into Lu Xuan's bed without saying anything. As soon as he got in, he found something wrong.

"It seems like you've been warming the bed for most of the day and it's still cold?" Wu Yang said.

Lu Xuan rolled her eyes: "I am weak, I can't do it."

Wu Yang smiled and reached out to pull the man into his arms: "Call me husband, and your man will keep you warm tonight."

"If I don't shout, it will be so embarrassing." Lu Xuan turned sideways with his back to Wu Yang.

"Huh? How is it embarrassing? Even though I'm uneducated and unemployed," Wu Yang leaned close to Lu Xuan and whispered in his ear, "But I can warm the bed, be a pleasant sight, and even be a personal bodyguard."

"And then?" Lu Xuan ignored him.

"Just shout, I want to hear it." Wu Yang whispered in Lu Xuan's ear, his hands constantly touching Lu Xuan's body.

Lu Xuan felt that Wu Yang's hands were like an octopus, touching and pinching him. No man could stand being treated like that. Finally, Lu Xuan couldn't hold it in any longer and turned to look at Wu Yang. As soon as he turned around, he saw Wu Yang's triumphant expression.

"Scream." Wu Yang touched Lu Xuan's face, "You'll freeze to death without me tonight."

"I'll turn on the air conditioner." Lu Xuan said.

"I tried it a long time ago, the air conditioner is broken," said Wu Yang.

Lu Xuan was silent. Looking at Wu Yang's extremely expectant expression, his conscience began to waver again. Until the moment Wu Yang got close to him, Lu Xuan's wavering heart suddenly sank.

"Comrade Wu Yang..." Lu Xuan looked at Wu Yang with a forced smile.

"Yes, I'm here." Wu Yang was still cheerful.

"Haha, you look quite energetic. What's the matter? You draw your sword so quickly. Do you want to take the initiative?" Lu Xuan didn't even want to look at Wu Yang.

Wu Yang smiled and held Lu Xuan's face, kissing his forehead. Then he smiled wickedly: "This isn't just about falling in love and being unable to control myself. My premise as a human being is that I'm a man. This is completely out of my control. Besides, I'm very principled. As long as you don't let me stay like this forever."

Lu Xuan finally couldn't hold back his laughter any longer. "How can you make such a rude act sound so righteous? Are you trying to show off your endurance?"

Wu Yang didn't answer, but instead pinned Lu Xuan down under him. He looked at Lu Xuan seriously and said, "Choose one of two. Either finish this as soon as possible, or be held at gunpoint all night. I don't care."