My Mr. Monster

"Zhiyi, is your foot okay?" Lu Xuan pushed the Coke in front of Xu Zhiyi.

"It's okay, I just twisted my ankle and fell." Xu Zhiyi chuckled, and it seemed that there was indeed no problem.

"There's nothing to eat at home. I'll go downstairs and buy some." Wu Yang said, looking at Xu Zhiyi unhappily. "What are you eating?"

"I eat whatever Lu Xuan eats. I'm not picky," said Xu Zhiyi.

Wu Yang was too lazy to pay attention to him. He looked at Lu Xuan with a tender look in his eyes. "Baby, what do you want to eat?"

Lu Xuan's face flushed instantly, and he almost spit out his cola. Lu Xuan looked at Wu Yang in shame and anger, "What treasure?!"

"Okay, okay, Lu Xuan, what do you want to eat?" Wu Yang said, but there was no sign of remorse on his face.

"Let's get two plates of teppanyaki duck. Remember to eat your own portion, or you won't have enough rice." Lu Xuan reminded.

"I know." Wu Yang nodded.

"Is there enough money in the phone?" Lu Xuan asked again.

Wu Yang was stunned. He took out his mobile phone and saw that there was only about 100 yuan left, and fell into a brief silence.

"It's not enough. Just give me a few hundred." Wu Yang turned and left.

After everyone left, Xu Zhiyi, who had remained silent, stared at Lu Xuan with wide eyes and questioned, "No! Lu Xuan, are you kidding me? That guy asked you for living expenses? You spent so much on playing? Have you started to maintain it?"

Lu Xuan's mouth twitched when he heard this. He pressed down Xu Zhiyi, who was about to get angry, and said, "There's no such thing as maintenance. I'm just keeping his money. He spends money lavishly without any sense of limit, so I'm responsible for managing it."

Xu Zhiyi still didn't quite believe it, "Is it true?"

Lu Xuan smiled and said, "I love him very much. We both... ahem..."

Lu Xuan blushed and remained silent. Xu Zhiyi was stunned, her mind almost burning with confusion. What was going on? What?

"You guys...have you already done it?" Xu Zhiyi asked.

Lu Xuan lowered his head with a red face, then nodded.

Xu Zhiyi: ...

"You...you...uh, I don't know what I should say." Xu Zhiyi covered his face. "It's not good for you to be conquered so quickly since you are so young and inexperienced, right?"

"But I think it's not good to always be in a basic relationship. Feelings are hard to force, and you always have to give." Lu Xuan said, "Besides, he is someone I like, so I don't mind at all."

Looking at Lu Xuan's hopeless appearance, Xu Zhiyi completely gave up trying to persuade him. She could only assume that Lu Xuan was blind to the most important matter in her life. As long as he didn't regret it, it would be fine.

"Then who will be on top and who will be on the bottom?" Xu Zhiyi asked this extremely curious question.

Lu Xuan fell silent after hearing this and didn't even look at Xu Zhiyi.

Xu Zhiyi: ...

Did he just agree? Xu Zhiyi's mouth twitched. It felt like he was just letting himself be shoved into someone else's mouth...

"You're already an adult. When will you give me a baby to play with?" Lu Xuan looked at Xu Zhiyi. "I'm destined to have no children in this life, but since we have a relationship, I can help you raise more children."

Xu Zhiyi rolled her eyes: "It's still too early. You're so happy that you've forgotten me now that you have a man."

"He likes to be jealous. To be honest, I don't know whether he is straight or gay." Lu Xuan said.

"What?" Xu Zhiyi was shocked again. "Who are you dating?"

"Um... forget it, let's skip this topic." Lu Xuan said hurriedly.

Xu Zhiyi snorted coldly: "I don't care about these things. If he runs away in the future, you can cry on your own and don't expect me to comfort you."

Lu Xuan smiled and raised his glass. "When I'm sad, I'll still come to you to complain. You're my best friend and best brother."

Xu Zhiyi sighed softly and clinked glasses with Lu Xuan. "Then I wish you happiness. Although I don't like him, who made you like him so much?"

Lu Xuan was laughing like a child at this moment. He drank the Coke in one gulp and said proudly, "Thank you for your understanding. If it really came to the worst, I wouldn't know what to do."

"You don't believe him?"

Lu Xuan shook his head, "I don't believe in myself..."

"why?"

Lu Xuan looked at the succulents on the table. He reached out and pinched them, then said, "I'm afraid that something unexpected will happen to me and I'll be gone one day. I'm not afraid of death, but... I'm afraid that they'll be sad."

Xu Zhiyi was baffled. "What do you mean? Why don't I understand?"

"It's nothing, I'm just afraid that one day I'll be hit by a car or something. That would be scary." Lu Xuan said.

Xu Zhiyi didn't take it seriously and said, "How could so many bad things happen to you? Just believe that you will be fine and nothing will happen to you. You are getting more and more anxious about falling in love."

Lu Xuan shook his head. He looked into Xu Zhiyi's eyes and lowered his brows with a little sadness: "I just care about too many things."

"Okay, don't think too much. The future is still a long way off." Xu Zhiyi patted Lu Xuan's shoulder. "Live in the present. At least what you have now is real."

Lu Xuan nodded silently, his eyes starting to turn red at some point.

"Sir, stop crying! Your husband might think I did something when he gets home." Xu Zhiyi wiped Lu Xuan's tears in panic. "Can you please change this stinky habit of crying?"

"You'll feel better after crying for a while." Lu Xuan tried to explain.

"You have to choose the right time to cry." Xu Zhiyi's head was about to explode, but he felt helpless looking at Lu Xuan's miserable state. Although Wu Yang, that idiot, got the upper hand, it was not easy to take care of Lu Xuan.

I don't know if Wu Yang has ever seen Lu Xuan cry. The way Lu Xuan cried out of grievance was so heartbreaking that any dog ​​passing by would slap him and ask if he had done anything wrong.

"Really, just cry a little and it will be fine. Don't wait for that bastard to come back and pick a fight with me, which will cause trouble."

"It won't be that fast. It makes me feel uncomfortable when I think about so many bad things. It's really terrible." Lu Xuan said with a bitter face.

"Then you continue..." Xu Zhiyi continued to drink Coke, shaking the ice cubes from time to time.

Lu Xuan was sad on his own, and he really couldn't comfort her. Fortunately, Lu Xuan was good at self-adjustment.

Wu Yang came back faster than expected, carrying a big bag of rice and grilled duck... As soon as he came in, his eyes were cast on Lu Xuan.

Wu Yang slowed down his pace and stared at Lu Xuan intently, then looked at Xu Zhiyi. Xu Zhiyi was frightened by his murderous gaze and took a few steps back. He quickly waved his hands, "Don't look at me. It's none of my business."

"What's wrong?" Wu Yang asked, "Did he bully you?"

When Xu Zhiyi heard the crackling sound of the bones in Wu Yang's hand, he immediately broke out in a cold sweat and looked at Lu Xuan for help.

He really didn't want to taste Wu Yang's fist at all, as he would really die.