My mind is being read, and the crazy men and women are begging me to be quiet.
Chapter 74: He also pooped a big, warm shit!
The big goose hooted at him a few times, then flapped its wings and rushed towards him.
Jiang Yuchen was so frightened that he jumped up, his face full of horror.
"It, it's not going to bite me!"
"Gouzi sister, Gouzi sister, save me!"
After saying that, he turned around and ran away.
Because he ran too fast, he fell and his face was covered with mud.
[Hahaha! This is hilarious! Did you forget what you're doing? You're here to catch geese, not race with them!]
[You are wearing protective clothing, so you won't be hurt if the goose bites you, don't worry!]
[Why hasn't Jiang Ningxi come down yet? Lu Yan's group has already caught a goose!]
Just when everyone was confused, a hemp rope suddenly flashed through the live broadcast room.
Then they saw that the hemp rope was firmly wrapped around the neck of the goose that was chasing Jiang Yuchen and biting him.
Then, Jiang Ningxi raised her hand and pulled, and the big goose flapped its wings uncontrollably and was dragged away.
After the big goose was dragged to the shore, Jiang Ningxi reached out and pinched it, and the big goose had no choice but to stay in her hand obediently.
Then put the goose into the cage.
Jiang Yuchen, standing in the pond, looked hopeless.
"Damn! Why didn't you tell me earlier that you were so good at catching fish?" He even caused him to come down and be chased and bitten.
"You're just too anxious." Jiang Ningxi gave him a displeased look.
Just as he was about to climb ashore, Jiang Ningxi looked at him and said.
"Don't come up yet, go chase the goose over here, it will be easier for me to catch it that way!"
Jiang Yuchen looked at the geese running around not far away and shrank into the corner.
He, he can't do it!
Seeing his pitiful look, Jiang Ningxi was speechless.
"However, you can throw mud at them, as long as it can drive them over here."
Jiang Yuchen hesitated for a moment, but still did as he was told.
The two cooperated very well, and soon Jiang Ningxi caught three or four geese.
Among the other groups, Lu Yan's group caught the most, two.
Soon, Jiang Ningxi shifted his gaze elsewhere.
He swung the rope in his hand again, and every move was accurate.
Seeing the goose he had just caught suddenly fly away, Jiang Nianyuan was furious.
"Hey! Are you okay? This is my goose!"
Jiang Ningxi looked at him calmly, "Call it and see if it responds!"
"Whoever catches it owns it! Keep catching them if you have the guts!" If you catch one, I'll take it away from you!
Next, whichever goose Jiang Nianyuan takes a fancy to will be snatched away by Jiang Ningxi.
As for Jiang Xinyao, she couldn't even walk on the ground, let alone catch geese.
But just as she was about to take a few steps, suddenly, a rope was put around her neck.
She was so scared that she screamed.
"Help, help!"
Jiang Ningxi, who was standing by the pond, sneered, "Look how scared I am of you. I just accidentally mistook you for a goose, and I haven't even closed my hand yet! Take it off now!"
Jiang Xinyao glared at her angrily and quickly reached out to take off the rope around her neck.
But before she could take it off completely, the rope suddenly tightened and her wrists were tied.
Then he lost his balance and fell to the ground with a bang!
Her face and hair were all covered in smelly mud, and she felt a little dazed.
Wow——I burst into tears.
"Jiang Ningxi, you're going too far! Why do you have to target Xinyao?"
Jiang Nianyuan quickly ran over and helped Jiang Xinyao up.
Jiang Ningxi's face was full of innocence. "What's the point of targeting me? It was just an accident!"
"Jiang Xinyao, you always said you were kind, so you shouldn't be angry, right?"
"Oh, that's not right. From now on, I can't call you Jiang Xinyao. I should call you Jiang Xinyao, the Jiang in Yangtze River."
"But if you haven't changed your household registration, then I can continue to call you Jiang Xinyao."
Jiang Xinyao: ...
I was so angry that I couldn't speak.
Jiang Nianyuan first untied the rope on Jiang Xinyao's hands, then snorted coldly and looked at Jiang Ningxi who was standing by the pond.
I made up my mind to teach the other person a lesson.
Holding the rope in his hand, he pulled it hard suddenly.
However, the scene he imagined of Jiang Ningxi suddenly falling down did not happen. Instead, she still stood there motionless.
Jiang Ningxi looked at him sarcastically.
Does this fool think he is very strong?
Let him see what real strength is!
He quietly tightened the rope in his hand, and then pulled it hard.
Jiang Nianyuan, who was standing steadily, was suddenly pulled to the ground and dragged several meters away.
The few remaining geese in the pond were frightened and fled away, and coincidentally stepped on Jiang Nianyuan's head a few times.
Plus... he pooped a big, warm shit!
The carefully groomed hairstyle collapsed in an instant!
Everyone: ...How miserable!
Stay away, they should stay away from Jiang Ningxi!
Jiang Yuchen, who was standing not far away, saw someone who was much worse off than him and burst into laughter.
Jiang Ningxi looked at him and said, "Why are you grinning like an idiot? Hurry up and chase the goose away!"
Jiang Yuchen stopped laughing for a moment, as he was afraid that he would be put in a neck soon.
He went over happily to chase the geese.
Compared to getting angry with your own sister, fighting with a goose doesn't seem so scary.
In the end, Jiang Ningxi's group won first place by catching eight geese.
The director stepped forward and said that the reward for first place would be two geese!
The second place gets a goose, the third and fourth place get half a goose, and the last place, which is Jiang Xinyao's group, gets a pound of goose feathers.
[I burst out laughing. A pound of goose feathers? Is this a consolation prize?]
[Giving it to them is good enough, don’t feel sad, hahaha! ]
Fortunately, Jiang Xinyao and Jiang Nianyuan both had mud on their faces, otherwise everyone would see their gloomy faces that looked like ink was about to drip out.
"Director, I want to ask where we will live?" Jiang Ningxi asked the question that she cared about most.
The director said immediately.
"Our production team came here before and prepared some houses."
Everyone followed the program crew and soon came to a row of houses that looked beautiful, but that couldn't change the fact that they were all thatched houses.
"Director, is this thatched house suitable for living?" Chen Chuan was a little angry.
The director raised a small speaker and said, "Of course, our entire production team spent a lot of time to create this."
"The first person to come gets to choose the house, and so on."
Although it was a thatched house, it had a separate yard, and Jiang Ningxi didn't mind it.
He raised his hand and pointed to the yard closest to the left.
Then, Jiang Yuchen happily followed Jiang Ningxi with his suitcase.
"No need to guess, we must prepare dinner ourselves. Just wait, I'll take a shower and prepare a big meal for you!" Jiang Yuchen said with a confident look on his face after putting away the suitcase.
Jiang Ningxi, "...The last time you made such a promise was when you were being chased and bitten by the goose."
It's the same this time.
Don't burn down the kitchen later.
Jiang Yuchen curled his lips and said unhappily, "You just don't trust me, just wait and see!"
When he turned around angrily, Jiang Ningxi said again, "Go get some bath water!"
Jiang Yuchen didn't refute. He picked up the wooden bucket in the yard and went out to fetch water.
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