The leader is my girlfriend

【Purchasing Department Semi-monthly Meeting】

The atmosphere is a bit heavy...

"I won't be reporting on the progress this time. Today's meeting is mainly to discuss something with everyone and to inform everyone that Feng Dawei from our department has suddenly disappeared while out purchasing supplies. It was quite unexpected. The factory has decided to issue a pension to express our condolences and comfort to him."

"Chief, are you really not going to look for him any longer? After all, the person hasn't been found yet, so you're just giving up like that?" A colleague couldn't help but complain.

Li Kechang shook his head helplessly. "The factory's security department and the militia from several nearby villages have been searching for him for five days straight, but there's still no sign of him alive or dead. This is a situation no one wants to face, but reality is what we face, and we can only accept it."

At this point, Li Kechang sighed deeply and continued,

"After these few days, Comrade Feng Dawei's family has agreed to stop searching. They plan to come to the factory this morning to collect their pension and spend some time together. As his colleagues, we should each show some appreciation and then hand it over to his family together. The amount of money isn't important; it's the thought that counts."

"understood."

"it is good."

Colleagues from the purchasing department responded one by one.

"Also, every time you go out to the countryside or to remote or less secure areas, you must be extra cautious. If you feel it's necessary to protect your own safety, then immediately apply for a firearm. Don't be bothered by the hassle of applying in the morning and returning it in the evening. This is a matter of our own personal safety, and everyone must take it to heart."

"I understand, leader. We will pay attention to it." Colleagues in the department nodded one after another.

"Okay, that's it, let's just call it a day."

Wang Yiming had just returned from his secondment and had unexpectedly encountered such a situation. He was a little overwhelmed. For such a little food, someone actually died?

Since he came to the 21st century, he had only encountered the situation of throwing away food because of unfinished food. He had never encountered the ridiculous situation of people snatching food because they couldn't eat it. For the first time, he felt the potential dangers faced by a buyer.

After the meeting, everyone went to Li Kechang in turn to pay money. Wang Yiming followed the crowd. Some donated 3 yuan, some donated 5 yuan, and some donated 7 yuan. He followed the crowd and donated neither the most nor the least, only 5 yuan.

In the following time, Wang Yiming was in a depressed mood. He had to be careful when going to the countryside to purchase next time.

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The next day while having breakfast, Lu Wanwan could feel that something was wrong with Wang Yiming. He was usually as sunny as the sun, but why was it cloudy today?

"What's wrong?" Lu Wanwan asked.

"It's nothing."

"explain."

Wang Yiming hesitated for a moment, then slowly spoke, "It was my colleague from the purchasing department, last week..."

Blah blah..., after he finished speaking, he became even more depressed. As a result, Lu Wanwan suddenly raised another question.

"How is your foreign language proficiency?"

"Ah?" Wang Yiming was a little confused by this sudden question. Isn't this topic too broad?

Lu Wanwan patiently explained, "I mean, do you know a foreign language? For example, Russian."

"Of course not."

Wang Yiming was confident and righteous.

"Doesn't learning Russian require tongue-twisting? I don't know anything about that."

"What about English?"

This is... the story of a child without a mother is long.

"Does it count as knowing all 26 letters of the English alphabet?"

"..."

Speaking of Wang Yiming's English grades, it's truly heartbreaking, makes people cry, and makes people laugh...

When I was in college, I took the English test.

During my freshman year, the entire dorm went out with pen and paper to the battlefield;

During my sophomore year, half of my roommates went out to repeat assignments;

By the time I was in my third year, everyone in the dormitory lay in bed and watched my only roommate leave for the exam.

The final result was that only one roommate in the entire dormitory passed the exam, so how should his English score be?

(I was finally confident I could pass the English listening test, but my headphones stopped working. After they finally fixed the problem and started working again, I only heard the last sentence in Chinese—that was the end of the listening section…)

"Boss, my English is really, really bad. That's the truth."

"Tell me a few words."

Lu Wanwan didn't believe it, so Wang Yiming could only bite the bullet and start his performance.

"Good good study, day day up."

Lu Wanwan's brain short-circuited for a moment. She didn't understand, "What do you mean?"

"study hard, improve every day."

Lu Wanwan bit her lip and said, "Tell me another one."

"people mountain people sea."

“…huge crowds of people?”

Money is easy to get, but a true friend is hard to find. When Wang Yiming heard this, he thought that the two of them really had a tacit understanding.

"Congratulations, you got the answer right. Let's try another one. Let me give you a little color see see."

"Let me show you some color?"

The sound of applause started, clapping, clapping,

"That's right, boss. Just say you understand me. Isn't Chinglish easier to understand? One day is your teacher, day day is your father."

Lu Wanwan took a deep breath and then exhaled heavily. She discovered that people can actually laugh when they are speechless. This person either doesn't know English or hasn't learned it well. That would be easy to deal with.

"Do you think foreigners can understand your English?"

"I can understand it, but they probably don't quite get it."

“Almost?”

"If they follow the Chinese order, I'll understand. If they don't understand... then maybe I really don't have any connection with foreigners."

Lu Wanwan was so upset by this fallacy... drink some water to calm down.

"Starting tomorrow, you will come to my office at 2 p.m. every day to study English."

Where did this evil voice come from? Wang Yiming was stunned.

"what?"

"From now on, you must memorize 30 English words every day. I'll test you the next day, and then go to the library to continue studying on Saturdays and Sundays. I won't ask you to learn Russian for now, just focus on mastering English."

"..."

"You need something that foreigners can understand. If you don't have fate, then work hard to create it."

?——Are you crazy?