The leader is my girlfriend

The next morning, Wang Yiming happily got into the military green jeep as his aunt Cui Jinhua saw him off.

La la la la la!

As the saying goes, "No one walks out of the barber shop smiling."

No, Wang Yiming can, because he is a talkative person, and with his friends around him, he is in his comfort zone. He couldn't stop communicating with the barber during the whole haircut process, especially when Lu Wanwan was cutting her hair, Wang Yiming controlled Teacher Tony throughout the whole process to ensure that every cut was in line with his wishes... and finally left with Lu Wanwan very satisfied.

The experienced barbers all wanted to sigh that it was not easy to earn these few cents!

【First stop reached】

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【Beijing Zoo】

"Are you sure the route is correct?" Lu Wanwan finally couldn't help but speak doubtfully.

"Yes, aren't we in the zoo?" The tour guide Xiao Wang said confidently.

"But..." Lu Wanwan took a deep breath and continued, "We've been walking for more than ten minutes, and all I see are trees. The only animals I see are a few pigeons and magpies. So do you think this is a zoo or a park?"

"Didn't we just meet a little squirrel?"

This was a suicidal sophistry, so Lu Wanwan's eyes were killing him, and Wang Yiming felt a chill in an instant.

"Leader, wait a minute, I'll go ask."

He quickly found an aunt who seemed to be taking a walk. After a brief negotiation, he returned to Lu Wanwan and explained awkwardly, "Sorry, boss, we went to the wrong door. This way, it's a little off. Let's go in another direction and we'll find it."

Wang Yiming's attitude of admitting his mistake was very good, so Lu Wanwan took it as exercise and the two of them changed direction and continued walking (they were walking farther and farther away just now)

As they walked, they came to a building with the words "Amphibian Museum" written on it. Wang Yiming turned to look at Lu Wanwan and asked for her opinion.

"Amphibian Hall? Shall we go in and see this first?"

"Okay." Lu Wanwan nodded.

Afterwards, the two walked into the Amphibian Museum and began an exploration journey that left Lu Wanwan speechless.

Because they had entered from such a remote location, Lu Wanwan and Wang Yiming were the only two people in the entire venue. Next...

"what!"

"Ah!"

"Ahhh!"

……

"It's all inside, what are you afraid of?" Lu Wanwan was frightened several times by Wang Yiming's sudden pronunciation.

"I'm not afraid. Who would be afraid?" Although he was a little scared, he still had to be tough.

"What did you call me just now?"

"I'm just a little bit scared. Aren't you afraid of these little creatures with hairless heads?"

"Don't be afraid, how about we go out?"

"No, I finally got in, how can I not check in and take a look around before leaving?"

Wang Yiming is a person who is both naive and playful. He wants to watch, but he is really quite timid in this regard.

"It's just..., Boss, can I hold you a little bit? Just let me hold your sleeve."

Wang Yiming looked at Lu Wanwan pitifully.

"..."

Wang Yiming hid behind Lu Wanwan, tightly grasping her sleeve, and slowly walked through the Amphibian Pavilion. When he saw a turtle, he even pulled Lu Wanwan aside and forced her to make a "small" wish for them to live a hundred years.

After leaving the hairless creatures with small heads, Wang Yiming became more confident. He pulled Lu Wanwan along with the crowd to queue up to see the pandas.

"Leader, pandas used to be called iron-eating beasts. Legend has it that they were Chi You's mounts."

"I heard that panda poop doesn't stink, and it has a nice bamboo fragrance."

"Pandas are truly amazing. How can they grow from such a tiny size to such a huge size?"

"..."

Lu Wanwan just listened and didn't answer. As Wang Yiming talked, he became more and more excited. He soon became friends with the little boy who was watching the pandas with him. They were chatting happily. When the little boy's clothes buttons were unbuttoned, he squatted down to help button them up and adjusted his hat by the way.

"Comrade, it seems that your partner likes children very much." A strange lesbian said with a smile.

Lu Wanwan was stunned by the sudden conversation, "What?"

The other party explained with a smile, "As for my child, he's at the age of five or six, and he can still play with us. When you have children in the future, he can also take care of them. Finding a partner like him is worry-free."

"Are you trying to say that I don't take care of my children?" the man next to him interrupted.

"I didn't. I was reminding lesbians not to miss out on the good gay men they meet."

"......" Lu Wanwan didn't know how to respond. Fortunately, Wang Yiming, who was "finished" at this time, came back.

"Leader, shall we go to the next one?"

"Okay." After nodding, Lu Wanwan and Wang Yiming left the panda house.

"It's really interesting that there's still a term for dating now."

"That's nothing. You are my leader in our family, and you lead me and my son."

"Humph!"

……

After a stroll, Wang Yiming felt like his legs weren't his own anymore. He needed some energy...

"Leader, I'm hungry."

【Second stop reached】

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Lu Wanwan waited there while Wang Yiming charged forward. They had Huguo Temple snacks similar to breakfast at noon.

The quantity is not large but the styles are many, including Aiwowo, Donkey Roll, Wandouhuang, Ma Tuan, Zhagao and the so-called classic Douzhi...

"Leader, the fried cakes are delicious, you should try them." Wang Yiming recommended enthusiastically.

"It's too oily. I don't want to eat it."

"...Leader, please keep your voice down. You'll get beaten if you say that outside." So many people can't afford to eat oil.

"Then don't talk to me."

"No, this is delicious. Let me tear it open and eat the outside later. You take a bite of the filling and taste the sweet bean paste inside."

As he spoke, he tore open the fried cake and handed it over.

Lu Wanwan used her hands to gather her bangs, then reluctantly took a bite of the fried cake that Wang Yiming handed over.

"Well, not bad."

The food he ordered wasn't particularly good, but it was acceptable. The only problem was the soy milk... Wang Yiming suffered a crushing defeat. He scooped a spoonful into his mouth, and in an instant...

"Ah, what is this?" He suspected that what he had in his mouth was slop. What a strange sour taste.

Seeing Wang Yiming's huddled expression, Lu Wanwan was amused, and then she took a sip as well, "Not bad."

???

"good?"

"Yes." Looking at Lu Wanwan talking nonsense seriously,

"Leader, have you lost your sense of taste?"

"Drink quickly and don't waste food, or you'll get beaten."

“…….” This is naked revenge.

"No, it's either me or it's either me or it. Douzhi and I can't coexist."

"Really good."

"Then drink it. If it's not enough, I'll order you another bowl."

This time, Lu Wanwan took the initiative to propose rock-paper-scissors, showing her unreasonable desire to win.

Two wins in three games, three losses in three matches... Xiao Ming collapsed.

"Leader, I was wrong. Please let me go. I can't stand it anymore."

"Just a sip of soy milk!"

"What do you mean by just one sip of soy milk? This one sip almost killed me."

"I'll go with you if you lose the bet. Come on."

Others toasted, but Wang Yiming and Lu Wanwan drank with a dry spoon. After taking a sip, Wang Yiming collapsed on the table with no desire to live. For the first time, he couldn't help but complain in front of others.

"Lu Wanwan, you vicious woman."

Lu Wanwan on the other side wasn't angry at all, instead she kept laughing...

【Third stop reached】