The leader is my girlfriend

"Boss, do you want barbecue or hot pot?"

“…” Lu Wanwan didn’t seem to be in the mood to eat. She was still thinking about a scene that was beyond her knowledge.

It’s okay, all fujoshi are like this when they first get in touch with it. Wang Yiming was also shocked at first, but you’ll get used to it.

"Boss, can we eat first and talk while we eat? It's so cold outside."

"it is good."

"What do you want to eat, barbecue or hot pot?"

"You decide."

"Then let's grill the meat. We won't eat staple food, so this can be considered a fat-reducing meal. If we eat hot pot, we have to dip it in sesame paste."

"What about the popcorn you just ate?"

"What clean carbohydrates! Besides, we eat them separately. That one is a snack, and this one is the main meal."

"Okay." When you want to eat, everything has a reason.

After finalizing the destination, they got in the car and set off. Wang Yiming took Lu Wanwan and rode towards the barbecue season.

The driver, who had been waiting outside for more than 100 minutes, secretly followed behind and watched. What if this skinny guy had any bad intentions towards their eldest daughter? He could go up and kill the monkey in time.

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Wang Yiming didn't understand it at first, but later he realized it wasn't the season, but the owner's surname. Just like if the owner of a steamed bun shop is surnamed Dong, he'd be called Steamed Bun Dong; if the owner of a fried liver shop is surnamed Zhao, he'd be called Fried Liver Zhao. What a cool way to name things.

1 yuan per catty, no ticket required. Without ordering any other dishes, Wang Yiming directly ordered 3 catties of mutton, and added more if there was not enough for two people.

Even when she started eating, Lu Wanwan was still a little absent-minded.

"Boss, please pick up your chopsticks. I'll tell you a story while you eat."

"Ah."

After a mouthful of satisfaction, Wang Yiming wiped his mouth and began to speak.

"In the "Book of Songs" (Bei Feng, Ji Gu), there are these lines: 'Through life and death, I will be with you. Holding your hand, I will grow old with you.' Have you heard this?"

"I heard."

"Are these the only two sentences you'd ever hear when you talk about love?"

"Ah."

"But ah! The original text of this poem is,

The drums are beating, and the troops are eager to go to war. The country is building a city wall, and I am marching south alone.

…………

…………

Life and death are inseparable, and I will hold your hand and grow old with you.

Correspondingly, it probably means:

The war drums roared, and the soldiers enthusiastically practiced their swords and spears. The capital and Caoyi built their city walls, while I, alone, joined the army and fled south.

…………

…………

We have long vowed to be together through life and death. I will hold your hand when we part, and we will grow old together."

“…” Lu Wanwan was still absorbing this analysis.

"There might be camaraderie here, but there's also a handshake. Don't you think this is a bit..."

Lu Wanwan understood, but she didn’t know the adjective that followed it - gay.

"There is also an idiom called 断袖之嗜,

The story goes that one day during the Western Han Dynasty, Dong Xian, favored by Emperor Ai of Han, was soundly asleep. Upon waking up to attend the morning court, Emperor Liu Xin found his sleeve pressed against Dong Xian's body. Imagine, with his beloved wife in his arms, how could he bear to wake him? So, he cut his sleeve with a knife, then carefully rose and dressed.

Then this idiom was born. If you put it in another context, it can also describe the beautiful relationship between two men."

"..."

"There are trees on the mountain and branches on the trees. My heart loves you but you don't know it." This is a ballad sung by a Yue boatman to express his love for the prince of Chu.

"I dreamt of golden stems of dew on my bedside, and jade trees and flowers bloomed in the spring behind the courtyard." This is the guest's compliment to the servant.

The dark clouds came out, and the whole room was filled with shock and beauty.

If you can get a glance from your lover, thousands of people will envy you.

The protagonists of this poem, a scholar and a famous actor, have been together for decades, but are eventually forced to separate because they cannot bear the prejudices of the world.

and also,

Holding hands waiting for love, wearing the same clothes.

I wish we could be a pair of birds, soaring together with wings side by side.

The painting swears that we will never forget each other.

There have actually been many leaders from ancient times to the present day.”

"..."

"Also, we're breaking the Four Olds now, so we don't care about this, but in ancient times, people would pray to Yue Lao for marriage, right?"

"Ah."

"But there are actually three major gods of marriage."

Wang Yiming took the time to eat another bite of meat. He couldn't starve himself by looking at the barbecue. He continued after replenishing his energy.

"Yue Lao is in charge of the marriages between men and women, the Rabbit God is in charge of the marriages between men and men, and the Aunt God is in charge of the marriages between women and women. So - if the world doesn't allow men and women to fall in love, then what is the point of the Rabbit God and the Aunt God? These two have existed for a long, long time!"

“…….” Lu Wanwan was still piecing together her three views at this time.

"During the late Qing Dynasty, there were many 'Xiang Gong' (actually male prostitutes) in the eight alleys of Beijing. To attract customers, the men would dress up as women and stand in a row waiting for customers. Tell me, if the customers were women, why would they dress in women's clothes?"

"..."

"So, to sum up, many kinds of emotions have always existed, but these niche things have not been brought to the public eye, right?"

"..."

"Perhaps when we return to ancient times with our thinking, the ancients will say, 'You modern people are too feudal and not open-minded at all.'"

"Heh." Lu Wanwan finally uttered the first syllable.

"Oh, leader, let's just take a look at it and don't take it to heart. We bless them to be in love, as long as they don't have a gay wife."

"What do you mean?" Wang Yiming came up with a new word.

"I just like men, but I marry women, and then I have to take care of both sides."

"So you think it's possible not to get married?"

"..., let's eat more meat. Try it and see if it tastes good."

The topic ended hastily. Is it possible not to get married?