The leader is my girlfriend

Chapter 326 Wedding Anniversary

There were no hair dryers in that era, so Wang Yiming always reminded Lu Wanwan to wash her hair at night. It was not because of superstition that washing hair in the morning would disperse yang energy, but of course the Yellow Emperor's Classic of Internal Medicine did say so.

His idea is very simple, that is - avoid going out with wet hair. Of course, you have to pay attention to your own wife. After a lifetime, you will find that the person who spends the longest time with you is not your parents, not your children, but your lover. You watch TV on the same sofa, eat at the same dining table, sleep in the same quilt, walk on the street together, use crutches together, go to the hospital together, take antihypertensive drugs together... and finally think about where to choose a cemetery together?

He has to always pay attention to these small details in life that are bad for his health. Otherwise, if he catches a cold now and develops a chronic disease, what will he do if he accidentally gets a migraine when he is old?

Wang Yiming was wiping his lover's hair while laughing secretly from time to time. Lu Wanwan observed and wondered whose idiot was this? The answer was hers. So, she also laughed helplessly. This idiot of hers could keep his emotions secret outside, but at home, as long as he had a little idea, his face would immediately show it. One look at his behavior showed that there was something going on again. However, Lu Wanwan pretended to be unaware and took the initiative to poke him.

"Hubby, what are you thinking about? Why are you smiling so happily?"

When Wang Yiming heard this, he quickly responded with his big, glamorous eyes, "Why would I think about anything else? I'm happy just seeing you!"

After saying this, fearing that Lu Wanwan would not believe him and continue to probe deeper, Wang Yiming squatted next to the dressing table, propped up his chin and looked at his wife, and began to throw out sweet words without asking for money, trying to change the subject. At this moment, he had to hold on.

"Comrade Lu, tell me, why is my wife so beautiful? The more I look at her, the more attractive she becomes. She hits all my aesthetic notes."

Hearing this, Lu Wanwan couldn't help but burst out laughing. She pulled off the towel from her head and covered Wang Yiming's face with it, pretending to be angry. "I don't want to listen to your hypocritical words. You ran faster than a rabbit back then, and now you keep trying to fool me all day long. I'm going to sleep."

How could Her Majesty sleep without someone to accompany her? Xiao Ming volunteered and asked His Majesty to turn over the card, "Wife, it's a long night, and it must be so lonely and cold sleeping alone. Let me warm your bed and give you a free massage. No charge if you feel uncomfortable."

I built this little ladder myself and climbed up!

[Mr. Lu in the distance said, "Huh, I was right, this kid is just a monkey."

Xiao Ming argued, "That's also a golden monkey, the handsome Monkey King."

Lu Wanwan didn't respond. She waved her hand and signaled Wang Yiming to go play somewhere else.

Xiao Ming secretly breathed a sigh of relief. It was not easy for him to have such observation skills as his wife. After some effort, he finally succeeded in fooling her.

Then, Lu Wanwan lay down on the bed, leaning against the headboard, and picked up the book she had been reading recently from the bedside table. Hmm? There seems to be something wrong with this book. The thickness is very different. It's not her bookmark.

Lu Wanwan was puzzled and looked up at her lover. Sure enough, Wang Yiming was there, pursing his lips and looking up at the light bulb. She held back her smile. The truth became clear. After all the trouble, it turned out that he was waiting for her here.

Lu Wanwan flipped open the book in her hand as if nothing had happened and exclaimed in surprise, "Huh? What is this?"

Hearing his wife's surprised voice, Wang Yiming quickly came over and said, "Wife, happy anniversary. Do you like it?" As he said this, he looked at his lover with anticipation.

Lu Wanwan picked up the silver hairpin and turned it back and forth in her hand. She asked curiously, "I like it. What is this engraving on?"

Thanks to Wang Yiming, Lu Wanwan now knows many kinds of flowers and understands some of their corresponding flower languages.

After a month of secretive waiting for this little romantic moment, now that the time was right, Wang Yiming quickly confessed, "This is a peony hairpin. I asked a master craftsman to teach me how to make it. Although it's a little rough, it's a pure Lu Wang handmade product."

Honey, honey, please keep asking! Xiao Ming eagerly awaited Comrade Wanwan’s next sentence.

Lu Wanwan followed his train of thought with great interest and asked, "Oh, what does that mean?"

Wang Yiming raised his chin and responded with a hint of pride, "Wife, this has a profound meaning. Among millions of people, I only love you. My love is stubborn and exclusive."

Lu Wanwan suddenly wanted to tease him, so she continued to ask, "How stubborn are you?"

Without hesitation, Wang Yiming chose a word to answer, "Love is stronger than gold."

Lu Wanwan raised the hairpin in her hand and waved it in front of Wang Yiming, "This hairpin is made of silver."

Wang Yiming was stunned for a moment, then quickly changed his words to "love is as deep as the sea."

This was within Lu Wanwan's knowledge. She shared with a hint of sarcasm, "The average depth of the ocean is about 3682 meters. The deepest point known so far is the Mariana Trench, which is meters deep. Didn't you say that friendship is priceless?"

Alas, the knowledge points came unexpectedly, and my affectionate confession was not as good as my wife's knowledge of mathematics, physics and chemistry!

Wang Yiming scratched his head, and suddenly an idea came to him. He clasped his hands together and said with a playful smile, "Your kindness is as heavy as a mountain. Good evening, brother."

As soon as the voice fell, Lu Wanwan couldn't help but burst out laughing. Wang Yiming saw the opportunity and suddenly stretched out his hands to attack Lu Wanwan's waist on both sides. He began to tickle her with lightning speed, muttering to himself,

"Don't you dare tease me? I'll teach you a lesson."

Lu Wanwan was ticklish, hiding back and forth, and showing weakness to her lover, "I dare not, I dare not, it's itchy."

The two of them unknowingly broke out in a sweat while playing. Wang Yiming lay on his lover's body and reached out to carefully smooth Lu Wanwan's slightly messy hair.

Then, he slowly leaned over and kissed Lu Wanwan's forehead, then moved down to her eyebrows, eyes, nose... Then he pressed his lips tightly against Lu Wanwan's lips and gave her a deep kiss.

After the kiss, with a slight breath, Wang Yiming looked at his lover seriously.

"Wife, I love you, I love you so much, ha ha ha."

Hearing this, Lu Wanwan couldn't help but smile and asked coquettishly, "Besides Gaga?"

Wang Yiming blurted out without thinking, "Guagua love."

Lu Wanwan continued to ask, "Besides Guagua?"

Wang Yiming blinked, searched his word library, and quickly answered, "Scratching love, howling love, wolf-wagging love, anxious white-faced, howling love, wife, do you love me?"

Hurry, hurry, we must ask him back, otherwise he will be at a loss for words. We can't be stumped at the critical moment.

Lu Wanwan didn't answer, but raised her hands and put them around Wang Yiming's waist, and asked, "What do you think?"

Talk about Mao? The atmosphere has become so heated, why don’t you take action?

The lights are turned off, pajamas are put on, and the wonderful night has just begun~! @￥%^&*~! @￥%^&*

[There is a road called seeking death, digging a hole for yourself and burying yourself.

Xiao Ming flattered her, "Wife, after our previous conversation, I found that you are really good at math, physics, and chemistry. You know everything."

Hearing this, Teacher Lu asked back with a half-smile, "Mathematics, physics, and chemistry?"

Xiao Ming nodded vigorously, "Yes, you know how deep the ocean is."

Teacher Lu raised the corner of his mouth slightly and handed over a big gift package for the start of the school year. "You can add another set of papers tomorrow."

Xiao Ming was stunned for a moment, and asked with wide eyes, "Why?" Why?

Teacher Lu rolled his eyes at him and gave him a friendly reminder with a smile, "Because, that's geography, not physics."

Xiao Ming was petrified instantly... He was so regretful. What should he do? If he could turn back time, he would definitely... change the words.

……

Reporter Liu conducted a remote interview. "Mr. Yiming, please tell us how it feels to walk into someone's trap."

Xiao Ming gritted her teeth and said, "Good, very good, very good! You don't know, I said that on purpose!"

Reporter Liu was clearly unconvinced and pressed on, "Oh? Really? In that case, excuse me, but how deep is the Mariana Trench?"

Xiao Ming was so choked by this question that he rolled his eyes and simply turned his head away, shouting angrily, "...I refuse to answer."

Reporter Liu was merciless and complained to her face, "Sister! My brother-in-law didn't memorize it."

Could the friendship be capsized so suddenly?

Teacher Lu's voice came from afar, "Another set of papers."

Ahhh! God is going to kill me! 】