The leader is my girlfriend

"Speaking of which, there are three notorious traitors in the Heavenly Palace. They are Erlang Shen Yang Jian, the Great God of the Three Altars and Seas Nezha, and the mighty Monkey King Sun Wukong!"

At this moment, Lu Wanwan quietly pulled the quilt on the bed down a little bit, revealing her ears.

His wife is so interesting and so cute. Wang Yiming leaned over and kissed her.

This sudden kiss... Lu Wanwan glared at him directly, "You scared me."

Wang Yiming quickly apologized with a smile, "Dear, I know I was wrong. It's so boring to keep your head covered like this. It's not suitable for you to listen to the wonderful stories I tell you."

Lu Wanwan rolled her eyes at him and responded unhappily, "Just talk about your own things and leave me alone."

It seems that we still have to rely on stories to seduce people.

Wang Yiming smiled slightly, cleared his throat and continued to narrate.

"Let's talk about the Bodhisattva Avalokitesvara and the Buddha. They would rather spend a full five hundred years to tame the unruly Sun Wukong than consider using the ready-made Nezha.

Is it because he looks down on Nezha? The answer is of course no!

Back then, Nezha held the incomparably sharp Fire Spear in his hand, stepped on the lightning-fast Wind-Fire Wheel, had the astonishingly powerful Qiankun Ring hanging on his chest, and was draped with the dazzling Hun Tian Ling. With such a majestic image, no matter where he appeared, he was the arrival of the God of War.

If that's the case, then why not use Nezha? The main reason is that it's too difficult to manage!

The first person who was only killed but not saved weighed 100 pounds, had 99 pounds of rebellious bones and 1 pound of lotus root powder. If Nezha were to go to the West to obtain the scriptures, I am afraid that every household in the Heavenly Palace would have to hang white silk to express mourning.

Let’s talk about it, how hot-tempered can Nezha be?

Although Sun Wukong and Yang Jian are both powerful characters who caused havoc in the Heavenly Palace, compared with Nezha, they are both gentle and well-behaved babies.

Think about Yang Jian, who has been well-read since childhood and is full of knowledge. In order to save his mother, he went to great lengths to learn from masters.

As for Sun Wukong, he traveled across the ocean alone and it took him decades to arrive at Xiniu Hezhou to pursue further studies. He studied for a bachelor's, master's and doctoral degree, practicing Confucianism, Taoism and Buddhism, and had one-on-one teaching from a doctoral supervisor.

Whether it is Sun Wukong or Yang Jian, the unified configuration of the man and the monkey is that they are reasonable, communicative, and do not think twice before doing anything. They also use their brains and consider the overall situation. In summary, they are acceptable on the whole (if the monster has a background, they can more or less let him go).

But Nezha, that scumbag, is a pure street urchin, the epitome of a traitor. Little White Dragon shouldn't expect to transform into a baggage-carrying white dragon horse if he encounters him. The so-called virtue of "admitting one's mistakes and correcting them" simply doesn't apply to Nezha. To him, wrong is wrong. Want to correct it? Sorry, no way! Under the flaming spear, all are equal.

When Tang Sanzang scolded Sun Wukong, he would just go back to Huaguo Mountain to sulk. However, if his master was in danger, he would still rush back to save him without hesitation.

Tang Monk scolded Yang Jian, and from now on he will obey orders but not instructions. You scolded me and sent me away. It is impossible for you to summon me again when you need help.

But if Tang Seng scolded Nezha, Nezha could help him reach the West in one second, skipping the 81 difficulties and starting all over again.

Sun Wukong and Yang Jian had happy childhoods that healed their whole lives, but Nezha, on the contrary, had an unfortunate childhood that took his whole life to heal.

If you provoke Sun Wukong, he won't take it to heart and will still laugh and joke with you;

If you offend Yang Jian, he will just ignore you and become a stranger from now on.

But if you accidentally anger Nezha, then expect him to shoot you dead! You'll either die instantly or be half-dead. In any case, he won't let you go easily.

Sun Wukong was originally the Monkey King of Flower-Fruit Mountain and the Great Sage Equaling Heaven. However, he was tricked into raising horses by the Heavenly Court to recruit him. He was bullied and ridiculed, and was even directly labeled as the Horse Keeper. However, he still appeared to be a sunny and cheerful boy to the outside world.

Erlang Shen Yang Jian, whose mother, Fairy Yao Ji, was suppressed by the Jade Emperor beneath Peach Mountain and ultimately met a tragic death, was enraged and slain by the Jade Emperor's nine sons in a rage. Despite his resentment and unwillingness, when faced with the well-being of all mankind, he ultimately chose to put aside his personal grudges and obediently accepted the position of God of Justice.

But Nezha is completely different from them! In order to break free from the shackles of his unfortunate family, Nezha resolutely chose to cut his bones to return to his father and his flesh to return to his mother. He would not be kidnapped by your morality even if he was tortured to death. In the end, he was forced to recognize the pagoda as his father. Only with the pagoda can he be his father. Only with the pagoda can Li Jing be there. Otherwise, the matter will never end.

To force Nezha to wear the Tightening Curse was simply a fantasy. Even if he was tricked into wearing it, if Tang Sanzang dared to recite it, Nezha would open his head and stab Tang Sanzang to death with his flaming spear. Unless Tang Sanzang's Tightening Curse was as short as a single word and took effect immediately after reciting it, there was no way he could control Nezha at all.

In many mythological stories, there are countless brave and skilled warriors, and many who can fight, but this guy is the only one who dares to kill himself. He is unique and one of a kind.

Therefore, based on the above, we must not let Nezha lead Tang Sanzang to the West to obtain the scriptures, otherwise it is easy for Jin Chanzi to be reincarnated before the Tang Dynasty is established.

"Hahaha, don't tease me." Lu Wanwan came out from under the quilt and leaned into Wang Yiming's arms.

"Wife, are you not angry anymore?" Wang Yiming happily leaned over and gave her a kiss. His throat was dry, and his wife finally showed up.

Lu Wanwan rolled her eyes at Wang Yiming and continued to be stubborn, "I wasn't angry in the first place."

However, the slightly raised corners of her mouth betrayed her true thoughts.

Wang Yiming struck while the iron was hot and quickly suggested, "Since my wife is so broad-minded and doesn't bother with me, let's go out for dinner. After dinner, let's go for a walk together to help digest the food. This way, you won't get fat, although you look good even if you're fat."

Lu Wanwan was delighted by Wang Yiming's sweet words, "Hate it, get out."

When Wang Yiming heard this, he immediately stood up and made a "please" gesture in a very gentlemanly manner, "My dear wife, please!"

……

As soon as he came out, the granddaughter was smiling again. It turned out that this brat had made his granddaughter angry.