The leader is my girlfriend

Lu Family

One family a week, no favoritism.

At this moment, the spacious and bright living room is filled with tranquility and warmth.

Lu Wanwan leaned on the sofa, reading "Romance of the Three Kingdoms" in her hand, while Wang Yiming lay leisurely on Lu Wanwan's legs, studying together with the "Map of the Three Kingdoms Period" that came with the book.

"Boss, have you ever heard the saying, 'Old men shouldn't read Romance of the Three Kingdoms, young men shouldn't read Water Margin; men shouldn't read Journey to the West, women shouldn't read Dream of the Red Chamber.'"

"Isn't that a common saying?"

"Ah? Really?" Wang Yiming thought it was just a casual rumor, feeling embarrassed and ashamed.

"Then tell me what this sentence means." Lu Wanwan tested Wang Yiming with interest.

"Reading 'Romance of the Three Kingdoms' all the time makes you a thief. The book is full of plots and deceptions. It makes you more and more cunning, sly, worldly-wise, strong and vigorous, old... Oh, my wife, hit me on the head." Wang Yiming began to groan.

"Don't use random words. Explain the next sentence."

"When they are young, they are always frivolous, full of youthful vigor and blood. They read the Water Margin and imitate the heroes in it, which makes them prone to act impulsively and form bad habits. They are prone to imitate others, such as following good people to become good people and following their master's wife to perform false idols."

"Well, what about the next two sentences?"

"Sun Wukong has no discipline, acts impulsively, and is reckless. Men who see him are likely to cause trouble. The women in Dream of the Red Chamber are sentimental, and women who see him are likely to feel compassion and become immersed in the story."

"Well, that's well said. I'll try to keep up the good work in the future."

"Okay." The phrase "keep up the good work" is a compliment in Wang Yiming's opinion as long as it is not used at a critical moment.

After lying there bored for a few minutes, Xiao Ming closed his eyes and began to sigh about life.

"Leader, I really feel super happy now!" Wang Yiming raised the corners of his mouth and revealed a satisfied smile.

Hearing this, Lu Wanwan put down the book in her hand and looked at him with interest. "How do you find happiness? Tell me about it."

While asking, Lu Wanwan was smoothing Wang Yiming's curly hair. The hair at the back of his head was still prickly because it was too short.

Wang Yiming enjoyed Lu Wanwan's gentle touch, slowly opened his eyes, his eyes flashing with happiness, and began his incessant speech.

"Look, I have a stable job now. It's definitely a safe bet. I get paid my salary and commissions every month, and I never have to worry about food and clothing. I also have a beautiful, dignified, virtuous, well-educated, and talented wife at home. Oh my, how can I be so lucky and so happy?"

As he spoke, Wang Yiming spread his arms and stretched comfortably.

Then, he quickly turned sideways, put his arms around Lu Wanwan's waist, buried his head in her belly, and murmured coquettishly, "Hug me, honey~."

Looking at Wang Yiming's childish behavior, Lu Wanwan felt both doting and helpless, "So?"

"So Comrade Wang Yiming has achieved his life goal. He can now lie down happily."

Happy, the more I think about it, the happier I am, I can retire young and have money!!!

Lie down now? Lu Wanwan smiled slightly and didn't answer.

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The next morning, on an ordinary workday, a sudden document arrived on Wang Yiming's desk like a bombshell. He stared wide-eyed in disbelief—it was a secondment notice for him to work in the Foreign Trade Department for two weeks... What was going on?

He now spends every day in the office of the third purchasing department, so carefree, drinking tea, reading newspapers, reading novels, and being lazy... He is completely waiting for retirement!

Now, suddenly telling him to go out and work again, to leave this comfort zone and throw himself back into the intense and busy work, is like turning a salted fish over. Even if it is turned over, it is still the same salted fish! Why should this salted fish be put back into the rough sea? Why, you ask?

Just when Wang Yiming was full of doubts and indignation, Director Xiong came in and slowly "enlightened" him. After all, his wife was in the Women's Federation, and if they worked together... He felt a headache just thinking about it.

"Yiming, do your job well. If you have any problems, just... ask your wife to solve them." Director Xiong smiled maliciously, but he also knew that Wang Yiming was a very capable person, and seconding him must involve external actions.

"......" Do you want to listen to what you're saying? Can't you just stand up and leave your capable people behind so they can continue to lie low?

A piece of paper notification... seconded to the Foreign Trade Department for two weeks? Why? So many grievances, nowhere to vent...

"This is a notice personally issued by your wife, Director Lu. Hurry up and pack your things and get ready. You don't have to wait until tomorrow. Go there at noon today. You can have lunch with her just in time. Yiming, cheer up. You may be back in less than two weeks. Of course, it may be extended by another two weeks. The specific details are up to you two to decide. I won't interfere."

After saying that, Director Xiong leisurely picked up the thermos cup, gently blew away the hot air from the rim of the cup, and took a sip of tea.

"..."

Work harder and disperse earlier. Bah, bah, bah, why disperse? He still has to find time to hang out with his leader.