The little sister is good at playing Tik Tok, and the ancestor is the first on the list
Chapter 79 Life is boring, corpses cosplay as humans
Xie Fu looked up to the sky and shed tears.
Oh my god!
You remember that.
From now on I won't call you grandma anymore.
Because you don’t treat me as your grandson at all!
The fifth day was the same.
boom! boom! boom!
Xie Fu got up like a zombie.
Zhang said coldly, "Feed the pigs!"
Xie Fu replied calmly, "I understand."
It seemed that Xie Fu was in a very bad condition.
The system asked with some concern, [Host, are you okay?]
Xie Fu said calmly, "There's nothing much to be sad about. Life is dull and boring. Corpses cosplaying as humans is fun. I love it."
The system wiped the sweat off his face.
Its host seems to be a little crazy.
……
At night.
Xie Fu is still constipated.
Spanking doesn't work either.
In fact, facing this shit crisis.
Xie Fu can exchange a packet of laxatives from the system.
But she didn't.
Because Xie Fu is a stubborn person.
She just wanted to see how unlucky she could get.
I have completely given up hope of thanking Fu for the nightly score announcement.
as predicted.
She heard the words again, "0 points for the Shenle Sect disciple's thank you talisman."
The live broadcast room analyzed this strange situation.
[Why is this happening? Our teacher has been working diligently and conscientiously during this period. Even if there are no credits, there must be hard work. Why doesn't he have any points?]
[I don't know. Anyway, I see that Senior Sister hasn't done anything these past two days except spending money.]
[I think our teacher is living a miserable life these days!]
[It doesn't matter. The Kagura Sect is ranked pretty high right now anyway.]
At this moment, Xie Fu was looking at the roof with empty eyes.
There were two mice on the beam doing something shameful.
It was a scene of wild infatuation, where they had no idea what heaven and earth were.
Xie Fu turned his body to the side.
That's good.
I also like rat movies.
System: [Host, don’t you want to sleep? ]
"I don't dare to sleep." Xie Fu said lightly.
System: [Why don’t you dare to sleep? ]
Xie Fu covered his face with his hands, "Because I'm afraid I'll have to feed the pigs when I wake up tomorrow."
system:……
Xie Fu stayed up all night without sleeping.
Finally decided that we can’t continue to do this!
She can't hold the Kagura Sect back like this!
Every point counts!
*
The next morning.
She fed the pigs without waiting for Lao Deng to knock on the door!
Then she washed the clothes and smelly diapers for the whole family.
Everyone in the live broadcast room was stunned.
【What's irritating Sister Fart? 】
[I can't believe it! She started working as soon as I opened the live studio!]
[It's my imagination, that pig seems to have dark circles under its eyes! ]
When Xie Fu finished washing the clothes and was hanging them out to hang, she heard Zhang knocking on her door.
"Good morning, Mom."
Zhang was a little embarrassed.
Why did you get up so early today, little girl?
Knowing what Zhang wanted to ask, Xie Fu started to explain, "I see mother always coming to wake me up before dawn. I think mother is too tired, so I get up first."
Zhang rolled her eyes.
I wondered what that little girl was up to.
After hanging up the clothes, Xie Fu cooked porridge and noodles.
[Oh my god, is our teacher so capable? ]
[That damn girl is always hiding things! ]
Not to mention that the people in the live broadcast room were shocked.
Even his old father Xie An was confused!
Is this still his daughter?
[Teacher Pi, as your loyal fan, I want to have a bowl too. I brought my own bowl and chopsticks. I hope you can give me more. I can give you 0 Carnivals and 0 sports cars! ! ! I'm sincere, don't let me down!]
[Okay, okay! The main point is to maximize the emotional value, right?]
Bai Nianlan and Bai Yinglan were both stunned.
"Third sister, why are you so diligent today?"
Xie Fu smiled and said, "Oh, it seems that you guys are too tired recently."
I thought the two elders would be happy.
It turned out that after breakfast, both of them had eyes that were not eyes and noses that were not noses.
Bai Genye said coldly: "Porridge and noodles, you are really a talent!"
Xie Fu was a little confused.
Is making porridge and noodles enough to make you a talent?
Then Lao Deng’s standards are too low.
"How much salt did you put in these noodles? Do you want to make them salty enough to kill me?"
Bai Genye put the bowl down heavily on the table without even taking a few bites. "What the hell is this? It tastes terrible!"
Xie Fu thought.
Don't eat.
If you don’t eat it, give it to the dog later!
After Bai Genye left, Zhang said coldly, "You're such a grown-up, but you don't have any judgment at all? Who cooks both porridge and noodles? Even the emperor wouldn't dare to eat like that, would they?"
Xie Fu:?
What?
Are noodles and porridge enemies that cannot meet?
Even the emperor's family doesn't dare to eat like this.
If the emperor heard this, it would be a disaster if he killed your entire clan.
Once the work is done, your mouth can't let you down.
Xie Fu smiled and said, "Mom, you are right. I will pay attention next time."
Unexpectedly, the next second, Zhang's face became even uglier.
"Who are you showing off to? I'm telling you, someone like you will be beaten to death as soon as you send him to your in-laws' house!"
"That's what you said."
"What is it? Do you really want to go to your husband's house and be beaten to death? I tell you, if you die, die far away! Don't bring shame to our Bai family." Zhang yelled at the top of her voice.
Xie Fu: ...
Is this old man a person with a rebuttal personality?
[Can this old guy speak human language? ]
【It’s so infuriating! 】
【Teacher Fart is really patient! 】
[I feel like this is not Teacher Pi's style! ]
[Then you're wrong. Although Mr. Pi is usually straightforward and carefree, he is very patient when things really get difficult. Mr. Pi doesn't want to hold the Kagura Sect back!]
[Alas! My poor butt! ]
At this time, Bai Genye was plowing the fields.
"Dad! Let me do it!"
Bai Genye gave her a cold look, "You? Can you do it?"
"How do you know if it works if you don't try?"
Then, in order to please Bai Genye, Xie Fu took the ox to plow three acres of land!
Everyone in the live broadcast room was shocked!
[The damn girl is possessed by the God of War! ]
[Do you know what it means when Teacher Pi plows the land? ]
What does it mean?
【It means that Teacher Fart has plowed the field. 】
【…】
[Shenjin, made me laugh for no apparent reason!]
Netizens once again asked: [Do you know what it means when you smile for no apparent reason? ]
[Does it mean that I smiled for no apparent reason?]
[No, I mean you. You look so pretty when you smile, like a spring flower~]
【Absolutely. 】
Looking at Xie Fu plowing the field with her butt sticking out, the woman planting corn nearby gave her a thumbs-up and said, "Genye! Your daughter is really capable!"
Bai Genye twisted his lips as he smoked his earthen pipe. "What's the point of being capable? Isn't it just a money-loser?"
"You can't say that. These three girls have done a lot of work."
"It's because they can work, otherwise they would have been beaten to death and would have eaten white rice every day!"
Xie Fu went home after plowing the fields.
The three sisters only had steamed corn bread to eat.
Xie Fu thought that even black slaves were no more than this.
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