The little sister is good at playing Tik Tok, and the ancestor is the first on the list
Chapter 63: Eat fried chicken, drink beer, and talk about my ex-boyfriend!
"Don't do it, I'll do it."
These words echoed in Xie Shijin's ears.
Junior sister is so manly~
"Junior Sister, what do you want to do?"
Xie Fu frowned.
He looked solemn.
In fact, she hasn't thought about it yet.
"Tongzi's mother, is there any good idea?"
Xie Shijin's approach was actually quite good. He took the video and went straight into the negotiations. These elders are all well-known figures, and they care a lot about public opinion!
Xie Fu shook his head. "No, it's not as simple as you think. The characters here are all thousand-year-old foxes that have become spirits. They are very cunning! Brother Xie's video alone is probably useless. Besides, their words were vague just now, so they still have a chance to quibble later."
What do you want to do?
Xie Fu took a look inside.
"Didn't they say there were fifteen elders? Where's the other one?"
The system helped it detect it.
[Another one is Elder Kongsang, who is currently delayed on the road. Elder Kongsang has a lot of influence among this group of people, and I guess many people want to wait for Elder Kongsang to come and take charge of the situation.]
After listening to this, Xie Fu immediately had an idea.
"Help me exchange it for Elder Kongsang's disguise technique."
【Any ideas?】
"uh-huh."
"Let professionals take charge of things like overall management." Xie Fu said, shaking his clothes.
That damn girl's mind works so quickly!
[I have exchanged for a disguise skill for you. The target of your disguise is Elder Kongsang! ]
"Eh? Junior Sister, why have you become an old man?"
And this old man looks quite familiar.
Xie Fu patted Xie Shijin's shoulder and said, "Brother, please stay here for a while. I'll go and trick them and then I'll be back."
"okay!"
While they were arguing with each other.
Elder Kongsang, played by Xie Fu, made a smooth appearance.
"Elder Kong? Why are you here?"
Although the other party's tone was concerned, it was also a little doubtful.
It was as if he felt that Elder Kongsang should not have come.
The system explained: [Since Elder Kongsang himself couldn't come, this was his work.]
It turned out to be the case.
Just look at his skinny cheeks and rat-like eyes, and you know he's not a good person!
Xie Fu raised an eyebrow and asked, "Why? I shouldn't have come?"
"No, no, that's not what I meant!"
"Why did Elder Kong arrive only now?"
Xie Fu looked at the main seat and sat down on it. "Something happened on the way."
"So that's it."
"What do you all think about this sect competition?" Xie Fu asked in a bluffing manner.
Then set your sights among them.
Observe the expressions of each of them.
The good guys wanted to speak.
But the villains spoke first, "Elder Kong, the rules of this competition are as follows... This will be set up... It's mainly to test the disciples... (3,000 words omitted here)"
Xie Fu's ears were tired from listening.
Why doesn’t he start from when Pangu created the world?
Xie Shijin's expression outside brightened.
This year's sect competition sounds interesting!
"Finished?"
"That's it."
Xie Fu scratched his ears. "The rules of the competition are quite interesting, but do you want to explain the scoring rules as well?"
The bad guys all felt guilty.
The reason why the competition rules are described in such detail is of course because there is something fishy about the scoring criteria!
Just when the bad guys were thinking about how to cheat their way through.
Someone stuffed a package into Xie Fu's hand.
heavy.
Xie Fu immediately looked straight ahead with one eye and glanced down with the other, looking at the thing in his hand in a somewhat furtive manner.
I go?
She came to be a messenger of justice.
How come there is still money to be made?!
The bad guys' eyes were all on the bag.
Everyone's heart was hanging in the balance.
Because in previous years, Elder Kongsang did not accept these things!
Not only did he refuse to accept it, he also cursed at me!
But Xie Fu said nothing.
He silently put the package into his pocket.
At this moment, Xie Shijin outside the door:?
what is she doing
To make money?
But how could she dare to do that at a time like this?
Everyone was surprised and happy to see that "Kongsang" accepted the gift this time!
Since Elder Kongsang has set a precedent this time.
The bad guys also secretly sent some valuables!
Xie Fu is quite brave.
Take all the things together.
Xie Shijin was so anxious outside!
She dared to accept it!
Be careful, you may live to earn money but not to spend it!
The good guys also looked at each other.
My three views were shattered.
But at this moment, Xie Fu spoke up, "Since everyone is so eager for me to come up with a fair and just solution, I'll think of one for you! Consider this as a token of your hard work!"
The whole bad guy group was shocked!
What is a fair and just way?
What hard work?
What did they hope for? Who did they hope for?
What is his hard work!!!
Xie Fu looked at their shocked little expressions with satisfaction.
Are you confused?
This is the real conspiracy!
The bad guys never expected that Master Kongsang would use this trick.
But what can we do?
Now that the stolen goods are brought out into the open, they can only become clean!
Just when all the bad guys had a grim look on their faces.
Xie Fu said calmly, "If fairness is in the hands of a few people, invisible and intangible to others, problems will definitely arise. It's like a piece of soft tofu. Even if it's covered with a white cloth, it will still get moldy."
"So I suggest that this sect competition be watched by all disciples in the cultivation world!"
The villains sneered, "Elder Kong, this is a bit far-fetched! The viewing stone is so small, how can we expect everyone in the cultivation world to come and watch it?"
Xie Fu smiled and said, "I guess you haven't used the Douyin app yet. We can place cameras on every battlefield and use live broadcast to invite all the disciples in the cultivation world to watch!"
After saying that, Xie Fu looked meaningfully at the members of the bad group and added, "Only if we have enough eyes can we prevent people from being partial."
The villains all felt guilty.
Xie Fu's mouth corners slightly raised.
You must be sweating profusely, little brother!
When the bad guys wanted to speak out in rebuttal, they were stopped by another person.
Then he said with a bit of cunning: "Then let's raise our hands and vote. After all, this method is too novel--"
"Okay." Xie Fu agreed before the other party finished speaking.
"Those who object please raise your hands!"
All eight members of the villain team raised their hands.
As they had just said, there were eight of them.
So you win no matter what.
But Xie Fu was surprised and said quietly, "In previous years, the minority always obeyed the majority. This year, the majority should understand some truth and let the majority obey the minority."
???
What the hell?
The damn majority obeys the minority!
【puff! 】
Xie Fu: What the hell is going on?
【Sorry, I couldn't help it. 】
This may sound a bit ridiculous at first, but it is even worse when you listen carefully!
The good guys all agree!
He said frivolously, "Yeah, it's time for the majority to learn some lessons this year!"
.....
Impressed.
Really convinced.
The bad guys all slumped in their chairs.
That’s all.
They also accepted that the moon is square.
"That's it, you guys can arrange it together."
After thanking Fu Benton, he left like a shopkeeper.
"How's it going? Third Brother? Did I act like one?"
"Awesome, Junior Sister! You're a genius to come up with this solution!"
Xie Fu suddenly felt shy, "No~"
Hey hey hey~
Be a genius.
[System reminder: Get 888 genius happiness points! ]
"I must praise you for this! You've unintentionally achieved fairness for all the disciples of the Hundred Sects."
"It's the Ninety-Nine Sects! The Ten Thousand Swords Sect doesn't count because they can't afford to play with it!"
"That's fair for the ninety-nine disciples!"
"Then do you want to celebrate?"
"Huh? How are we going to celebrate?"
"Eat fried chicken and drink beer, and then tell you about my ex-boyfriend!"
"Still eating? It's late at night..." Will you gain weight?
"You have to eat well at night! Otherwise you'll have hungry dreams!"
What a hungry dream.
"Then go eat."
.....
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