The little sister is good at playing Tik Tok, and the ancestor is the first on the list

Anyway, idle is idle.

Xie Fu plans to use the time he spends on the ground to solve the confusion for his fans.

A netizen named Xinwu Xinyuan politely asked, "Teacher Pi, can you help me check my account? I've been filming exercise videos, but the likes and views are pitifully low, and I don't have many followers."

After Xie Fu clicked in.

I found out that the other person was a slim girl.

Most of her works are based on palm techniques practiced in high-temperature iron sand.

This kind of iron sand can reach several hundred degrees after being burned at high temperature!

Xie Fu was very shocked.

This... doesn't this hurt?

And the girl's hand speed is amazing.

It’s so fast that it can leave an afterimage!

Xinwu Xinyuan: [Teacher Pi, is there any way you can help me? ]

The fart is poisonous, and it will destroy everyone: [There is a way, but you have to answer a few questions first.]

Heart Dance Wish: [You ask.]

Why do you use TikTok? Is it for entertainment, to make friends, or to increase your income?

The other party was a little embarrassed.

But when he realized the other person was Teacher Pi, he answered truthfully, "To increase my income, I'm just a casual cultivator with mediocre qualifications. No sect is willing to accept me as a disciple. After all these years, my cultivation level is still hovering around the third level of Qi Refining. For me, without resources or connections, improving my cultivation level is incredibly difficult. So I want to earn spirit stones through Douyin live streaming to gain resources for myself."

Xie Fu saw that the other party had sent him such a long text.

I couldn't help but sigh.

In such a vast world of cultivation, I wonder how many people like Xinwu and Xinyuan there are.

People like this who don't even have a direction to work towards.

Just like on Blue Star, everyone is struggling with the struggle between dreams and reality.

Like a headless fly.

Even so, you might still be dissed for not working hard enough.

The fart is poisonous, and it will destroy everyone: [The second question is, can you take the risk? ]

Xinwu Xinyuan hesitated for a moment, then replied firmly: "Yes! Douyin is the only way I can increase my income! I'm willing to go through fire and water for it!"

The fart is poisonous, and everyone will be destroyed: [You don't need to go through fire and water, as long as you are willing to make an ugly face. ]

Make an ugly appearance?

That’s even easier!

She is not even afraid of iron sand that is hundreds of degrees hot, so how could she be afraid of losing face?

Heart Dance Wish: [I can! ]

After getting the girl's definite answer, Xie Fu used 1000 points to exchange the system for the video of the first generation of ancestor milk.

An alternative song back then!

Charming thousands of beautiful girls!

Ask the pen in my hand!

Through so many winds and rains!

……

Even if the kingly way is paved with blood!

Even if you fight alone in the dragon cave!

……

After getting the first generation video of our grandmother, Xie Fu sent the video to Xinwu Xinyuan.

Xinwu Xinyuan was shocked after watching it!

This hairstyle.

This dress.

This dance posture.

Is this crazy???!!!!

Heart Dance Wish: [Teacher, is it okay to film this? ]

The fart is poisonous, and it will kill everyone: [Guaranteed.]

joke.

Our grandma started the game with a lot of tricks.

Shake to the end and you will get everything!

First time meeting a spirited little girl.

Goodbye, Wang Fugui from the village!

Xie Fu will never forget that after graduating from university, she was earning a salary of 3,000 yuan and riding her own Yadi.

The scene of a classmate who dropped out of school to do live streaming getting out of a platinum Lamborghini!

From that time on, Xie Fu swore an oath.

She would rather die on the Internet!

The rain wet the little Yadi.

I vowed to buy a big Audi!

But ideals are full.

But the reality is harsh.

She imitated others in wiping her vagina.

But his body is harder than the zombies of the Qing Dynasty!

She learned to sing ditties.

As a result, the person who got the result wanted to sue her for mental damages!!!

She imitated someone shouting into a microphone.

As a result, a large group of people said that she was cosplaying them and talking in her sleep!

But fortunately, Xie Fu has brains.

Can't eat the food in front of the stage.

Just go behind the scenes.

Can't eat a man's food.

Depend on men for food!

When she was a host, the operation manager kept saying that she was not good at this or that.

Let her learn this, then let her learn that.

It almost drove her, a brave woman, into depression.

However, Xie Fu himself became the operator.

I swear that if I get caught in the rain, I will tear other people’s umbrellas into pieces!

Just let those handsome big boys twist their bodies as hard as they can!

As long as you can't twist it to death, twist it to death!

Many male anchors came to her to complain, saying that they were under a lot of pressure and too tired.

Xie Fu crossed his legs and started doing pua.

It's okay to be tired.

Can you earn this money without being tired?

[System reminder: Recall YY and gain 666 points of happiness.]

I go.

Can this be detected?

The system imitated Xie Fu's words and said: [It's included~]

Xie Fu then asked Xin Wu about her wish, "Can you tell where the traffic hotspots for this type of video are?"

Xinwu Xinyuan thought about it for a moment and concluded seriously: [First, her hairstyle and makeup are very unique, second, the music is catchy, and finally, she can shake her hands.]

The fart is poisonous. Someone replied: [Haha, that's a good summary, but to sum it up, it can be summed up in one word: tacky! Just remember that extreme tacky is trendy!]

Heart Dance Wish: [I understand.]

My fart is poisonous, and I'll destroy everyone I meet: [So go ahead and copy it one-to-one. You'll thank me later, but be careful. There might be a lot of insults, but don't worry. Just remember your goal.]

Xinwu Xinyuan: [Okay, thank you Teacher Pi.]

You're welcome!

Then she read a message from a man named Red Haired Monster.

Red-haired old monster: [Teacher, I run a Douyin store, but the traffic is not very good. Can you help me take a look? ]

The fart is poisonous, and it will kill everyone: [Men or women?]

Red-haired old monster: [There are both male and female disciples, but there are more male disciples.]

After Xie Fu clicked on it, he was so angry that his eyes turned black.

[You're asking a male disciple to explain the underwear of a female disciple? What were you thinking?]

The other party was a little puzzled, "But don't men understand women's aesthetics better?"

Xie Fu suppressed his anger and replied, [I don't understand your father!]

Red-haired old monster: [Teacher Pi, please don't do this. I'm scared. (shivering)]

Xie Fu suppressed his temper and replied, "Ladies, please do the normal product demonstrations, and explain the quality and design advantages separately. Most importantly, replace the instructor with a female disciple. Don't ask me why. I say, and you just follow my lead."

[Okay, okay! Teacher Pi, I'll do it right away!]

The other party also respected Xie Fu very much. After all, Xie Fu's abilities were obvious to all.

Red-haired old monster: [What about the men's version, Teacher? Do we need a male disciple to teach it as well?]

Only then did Xie Fu realize that the other party's male disciples were selling women, and the female disciples were selling men.

Is this guy's brain full of shit?

The fart is poisonous, and it will make anyone feel uncomfortable: [How else? It's just a show-off, only the one who shows it knows if it's comfortable or not? ]

The other person’s inner thoughts vs: As expected of her, she always speaks so rudely that it makes people feel ashamed.

Red-haired old monster: [Okay, okay! Thank you, Teacher Pi!]

The other party sent a red envelope!

Yo ho!

Quite sensible.

Red-haired old monster: [Teacher Fart! I'm going to sell my pants first! I'll give you Huazi when you start broadcasting!]

Xie Fu: ...

Suddenly, Xie Fu looked up inadvertently and saw an extremely familiar figure!

Xie Fu ran out with a swish!

Watch the fight!