The little sister is good at playing Tik Tok, and the ancestor is the first on the list

Xie Fu: Tongzi's mother! Listen to me say thank you, because you have warmed the four seasons!

System: [Don't q, just finish your performance!]

When Helian Yi heard that he was going to lose his qualification to participate in the competition, he became anxious instantly!

This is no small matter!

The sect competition represents the honor of each sect!

He is here to bring honor to the sect!

"That's not the case, elders!"

Helian was about to speak out to defend himself.

Xie Fu frowned and thought to himself, this is not good!

Oops!

I forgot this guy also has a mouth!

"Tongzi's mom! Blur all his lines! Replace them with fart sounds!"

[Tampering with the character's lines will cost you all your happiness points. Do you agree? ]

"agreed, agreed!"

Points are bullshit!

If we lose it, we can earn more!

[You have tampered with all of Tianluan Shengzi's subsequent lines. All sounds he makes will be replaced with farts. Your happiness points will be deducted!]

"Then explain what happened? When I first arrived, I saw you holding a sword to someone's neck! The law enforcement elders also saw it! Could it be that this girl put the sword to her neck herself?!"

Everyone present was holding back their laughter.

What you said is really good!

This sword was indeed placed on the neck by this clever girl!

"Elder, it's really her—Puff~"

???

"What's that sound?" The elder looked around and then continued to Helian Yi: "It's okay, you continue."

"Puff puff!"

It took several elders and the audience a long time to realize that the fart sound came from Helian Yi's mouth!

The onlookers at the scene and the audience in the live broadcast room were laughing so hard that they were looking for their heads on the ground.

The elder, who had always been elegant and never said anything bad, couldn't help but curse: "Are you kidding me?"

Helian was also in tears.

Not wow!

Let me explain!

"Puff puff!!"

Several elders stormed out in anger, "Disqualify Tianluan Sect disciple Helian Yi from the competition! You can just leave it alone and go on!"

"Fuck you!"

Helian couldn't help but wave to several elders!

No!!!

Everyone, listen to my explanation!!

"Puff puff puff!"

"..."

Looking at the departing figures of the elders, Helian Yi felt like crying but had no tears.

what happened? !

Is he possessed by a ghost?

"Puff puff puff!"

Xie Fu smiled, hugged his shoulders, and said, "Okay, stop puffing, everyone has already left!"

Helian Yi looked at Xie Fu's expression and suddenly felt resentful!

It must be her doing!

"Puff puff puff!"

Helian also collapsed.

I'll strangle you to death!

"Puff puff puff!"

Xie Shijin and Xue Xu immediately stood in front of Xie Fu.

The two took out their bamboo flutes and began to play.

The sad and mournful sound of the flute immediately gave Helian Yi a splitting headache.

Helian Yi was in so much pain that he wanted to roll on the ground.

Xie Fu raised an eyebrow, "Is this guy going to reveal his true form?"

[The God damn horse reveals his true form. Teacher Pi doesn't know how powerful her two senior brothers are! ]

[Hahaha, I've had the pleasure of experiencing it. The Fatal Duo's soul-stirring song is truly deadly!]

[How did you offend these two brothers? ]

[I didn't actively resist. They stole my talisman. From experience, if you encounter these two brothers trying to steal something, just give it to them. Don't be like me. After I resisted, not only did I lose my talisman, but I also had a headache for several days!]

[Thank you for your advice! (Bow) (Bow)]

Helian Yi really couldn't bear the pain anymore.

I wanted to ask these two brothers to stop bragging.

The result was all that came out was "puff puff puff" sound.

Not to mention it has quite a rhythm!

At this time, Chu Weisheng, who was unaware of the situation, walked over.

Saw this musical spectacle.

"Yo ho!"

"Playing Bbox?"

Xie Fu was very surprised.

"Big Sister, how do you know what Bbox is?"

Is this question a bit beyond the scope?

“I went to school on TikTok!”

Chu Weisheng opened Douyin and explained to Xie Fu, "I follow a blogger called 'Sunshine Rainbow Hippo' on Douyin. He can play different songs using the Bbox method. It was through this blogger that I learned that the human mouth can produce such sexy sounds!"

Xie Fu: (′?w?)

"Sister, you want to talk about dynamic feeling, right?"

"Oh yes, yes! It's dynamic!"

Chu Weisheng smiled embarrassedly.

"I blame you for choosing the wrong word."

Chu Weisheng clicked on the Douyin work of this "Sunny Rainbow Hippo".

A refreshing Bbox appeared before Xie Fu's eyes.

After reading it, Xie Fu was shocked.

"How many speakers did this guy eat?"

Xie Fu read all the works of Sunshine Rainbow Hippo.

I found out that this guy is really good at using the Internet.

The background is clean.

It's the most ordinary wall.

He doesn’t show up in any of the works, so it’s very mysterious!

This guy is a good seedling!

You can cultivate it well!

After all, this kind of audio talent is still rare!

Whether in modern times or in this world of cultivation!

Xie Fu took out his mobile phone and followed him.

Here, Helian Yi was tortured to the point of being worse than death by the lingering evil sound in his ears and the involuntary fart sounds that kept coming out of his mouth.

"Okay, brothers, that's enough. We still have some important work to do."

After Xie Fu finished speaking, Xie Shijin and Xue Xu put away their flutes.

"I'll let you go for now."

"Next time, remember this: don't mess with people you shouldn't mess with! Do you understand?"

Helian is also a stubborn person!

Can't understand!!

"Puff puff!"

To express his anger, he farted three times!

"Let's go, we still have a lot of things to buy!"

Xie Fu and the others left.

Helian Yi's eyes were fixed on them.

He will spy on them forever!!

forever!!!

Fan Jiaojiao watched Xie Fu and the others leave before she dared to step forward.

"Brother Helian, are you okay?"

Nothing.

"Pfft!"

Fan Jiaojiao:.......

What the hell is he puffing about?

[I'm saying that Teacher Pi's online name is quite famous!]

[Sis Pi is gone now, so let's retreat too!]

【But I will miss that woman! 】

[Don't worry, from what I know about Teacher Pi, we'll be able to see her soon! And didn't they also say that this year's sect competition would be held live as well?]

[That's fine! If you see Sister Pi in other livestreams, please remember to kick me!]

【Remember to kick me too! 】

【No more cheapness, my family! 】

After watching the popularity gradually drop to a few dozen, Master Huoyang turned off the live broadcast.

After the broadcast, I saw that my followers increased by 6,000!

It's true that no one cares about refining a weapon for ten years, but once you fart, everyone in the world knows about it!

Teacher Xie is definitely the traffic password! !