The little sister is good at playing Tik Tok, and the ancestor is the first on the list

"Okay, then I'll perform a traditional Chinese art."

【Oh? This isn't a good day for such a joyous occasion...】

[Although it's quite satisfying for Teacher Pi to swear, today's occasion is indeed a bit inappropriate.]

Xie Fu raised an eyebrow. "Who said I was going to swear? I'm going to perform the true essence of Chinese culture!"

"Come on, I'm going to perform one of my best tricks for you all, 'Rap Opera Masks'!"

Xie Fu cleared his throat.

"That day, Grandpa took me to see a Peking Opera performance."

The group, who had been mentally prepared, suddenly showed a rather good expression.

"I saw so many people with painted faces on that stage!"

[It sounds pretty good!]

[Could it be that Teacher Pi was acting out our story before?]

[No, what's she after?]

"...singing and shouting at the same time..."

Xie Fu didn't manage to catch it.

Suddenly, a sharp bird-like cry was heard.

???

The crowd, still immersed in the song, looked at Xie Fu.

Was that eerie scream she made?

"It sounded like thunderclaps echoing and crackling in my ears!"

The song has finally reached its climax!

"Dou Erdun with the blue face stole the imperial horse!"

"Guan Yu with a red face fights in Changsha!"

"Yellow-faced—yellow-faced—"

What was that yellow-faced thing again?

They then looked at Xie Fu.

Why did you stop singing again?

do not care.

Sing whatever comes to mind.

"The yellow-faced Dian Wei fights the Yaksha!"

"The pale-faced Cao Cao steals your tower!"

Everyone looked completely bewildered.

No.

Is this how the song is sung?

Come on, let's sing together!

Xie Fu pointed the microphone at the person next to him:

Xie Shijin: "Zhang Fei with the black face, my foot!"

Jiang Yuezhi: "That orange-faced Huang Gai will kill you!"

Chu Weisheng: "Peppa Pig with pink cheeks is stomping in the mud!"

Wen Ying: "The blue-haired Ma Wu is playing the suona..."

.......

[Congratulations, Teacher Pi! I've completely forgotten the original singer.]

[It has to be said that Teacher Pi is quite skilled at singing, it's just that his brush has no bristles.]

......

After the banquet, Xie Fu was left with only endless loneliness.

At that moment, she was staring blankly at the crooked tree in the yard, feeling bored.

Xie Shijin walked up to her and asked, "Junior Sister, what are you thinking about?"

"nothing."

“There must be something going on. When you have something on your mind, you secretly find a place to hide. You seemed a bit off during the banquet today.”

Xie Fu admitted, "Okay, I am indeed in a bad mood. Although you are all back now, Senior Brother Xue and Brother Dan are still missing."

Xie Shijin sighed, "I wonder where that brat Ah Xu ran off to! As for Brother Dan..."

Neither of them continued speaking, but both knew that the two were likely in grave danger.

Xie Fu couldn't find their whereabouts even with the Time-Space Mirror; it was as if they had been deliberately erased.

Shen Nanzhi suddenly jogged in.

"Something bad is going to happen!"

"what happened?"

"Senior Sister Xie, your man is running off with someone else!"

"My man?" This left Xie Fu completely bewildered.

Xiao Xunyi, panting heavily, came over and said, "The day after tomorrow, the princess of the Ten Thousand Beasts Kingdom will be getting married, and the consort is... the consort is your Egg Brother."

Xie Fu was stunned, his voice filled with trepidation: "Brother Dan is still alive...?"

Ye Chenxi, who had come to join the fun, curled his lip and said, "Yeah, not only is he still alive, but he's going to be a prince consort."

"I heard that it was a grand affair, with many prominent figures from the Three Realms invited."

"Junior Sister, what should we do? This princess of the Beast Kingdom has connections in both the legitimate and illegitimate worlds."

"Why don't we have a serious talk with her?"

Ye Chenxi put his hands on his hips and said, "Girl, if you can't bring yourself to do it, I'll talk to you for you."

Seeing Xie Fu's brows furrowing, Xie Shijin suddenly had a bad feeling.

"Junior Sister, what do you think about this? Do you need us to help you talk to them?"

After all, it is not a wise move to confront the Kingdom of Ten Thousand Beasts head-on.

"No way! She stole my brother Dan and she still thinks she's right!"

Ye Chenxi: "Girl, you'd better think this through. Yu Xuanji is not someone to be trifled with."

"I avoid her?"

So this is what you're planning to do?

"Get ready, everyone! We're going to kidnap the bride the day after tomorrow!"

Xie Fu's words caused everyone to leave.

Shen Nanzhi looked completely bewildered. "Wait, why did they all leave?"

"Go back and get your clothes ready. We can't let our junior sister down!"

"..."

They really are.

They have great chemistry.

Kingdom of Beasts

Even Erdan changed into his wedding attire.

Moreover, the fabric it was wearing was the same as Yu Xuanji's wedding dress, which shows how much Yu Xuanji doted on it.

Erdan was also in Cao Cao's camp but his heart was with Han.

Every day I hope that Fufu will come back to take it away.

Xu Yizhou felt that his back, which had been bent over his whole life, had finally broken.

Looking at the wedding dress and jewelry prepared in the room, he felt like dying.

Yu Xuanji arranged for a maid to dress him up.

Just as he was about to resist, Yu Xuanji used a control talisman.

He was instantly immobilized, his handsome face contorted with anger. "Untie me!"

Yu Xuanji's long fingernails pinched his chin. "Tomorrow is our wedding day. I'm warning you, don't try any tricks."

Xu Yizhou gritted his teeth, his beautiful purple eyes suppressing his anger, "Yu Xuanji, do you know what it means to force a relationship to be fruitless?"

Yu Xuanji said nonchalantly, "I don't care whether a forced melon is sweet or not. For me, Yu Xuanji, no matter if it's a good melon, a bad melon, a bitter melon, or a fragrant melon, it has to be mine."

The maid gave a thumbs up, "The princess is so powerful!"

Xu Yizhou had never imagined that a woman's wedding dress would be so complicated, with layers upon layers of clothing. Not only were there many clothes, but the waist was also cinched like a rice dumpling.

Not only is the hair heavy, but it also has to be worn with an extremely heavy hair crown.

To highlight her status, Yu Xuanji specially adorned her pure gold hair crown with three pearls.

Xu Yizhou felt agitated and even had murderous thoughts.

Unfortunately, he was under a talisman and couldn't move at all.

The maid stared blankly at Xu Yizhou in the mirror for a moment.

This androgynous face is so beautiful it's breathtaking.

No wonder their princess loves it so much.

at this time.

Nine Heavens.

"Your son is being forced into marriage, are you really not going to do anything about it?"

The elderly father was so depressed that he could not speak.

He had lived a very prestigious life, so how come he had such a useless son?

"I must say, Lao Xu, your son is really handsome. I think he's even more beautiful than a fairy from heaven. He looks nothing like you, a rough man. Is he really your son?"

"It's expressive."

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