The little sister is good at playing Tik Tok, and the ancestor is the first on the list
Chapter 39: S squat is very standard, so I will give you a permanent ban~
[Still coming? Who's going to give him the credit?]
[I just want to beat him up. He has no strength at all, and he's still yelling like a fool!]
[Does he deserve to play with our teacher?]
Xie Fu frowned and crossed his shoulders.
With three parts of unruly, three parts of contempt, and three parts of arrogance, he looked at him and said lightly:
"Okay, but you have to take care of the punishment for this round first."
Qin Ye was a little hesitant.
Do I really want to do that S-shape?
This is so embarrassing!
But with so many people watching, wouldn't it be even more embarrassing if he didn't keep his word?
Qin Ye made up his mind!
Do!
I'll try again later!
He must make Xie Fu look bad!
Qin Ye awkwardly made an S shape.
Xie Fu frowned and said, "What are you doing? It's not standard at all!"
"Follow my instructions and lower your neck!"
"Twist your waist as far as you can!"
“Bigger!”
"What's going on? Why is your waist so stiff?"
"Even a salted fish that's been dead for three years would be weaker than you!"
"butt!"
"Lift your butt up!"
"Okay! Almost there!"
"Hold!"
This is basically a standard S-shape!
[Wow, after our teacher Pi's training, he seems to have become a lot more charming!]
[Not only that! This is clearly a sexy little beauty!]
【Let’s just say there’s something wrong with his sexual orientation! 】
Qin Ye lowered his head, hoping that this minute would pass quickly.
Wait a minute, he will definitely get his revenge!
Xie Fu said calmly, "Okay, look at the screen, ugly thing."
"Here's a small gift for you, no need to thank me~"
Qin Ye looked up.
It just said [The live broadcast room contains pornographic content, permanently banned??? ! ! ! ! !]
Mud horse!
Xie Fu waved his hand: "See you never again!"
[Hahahahaha! I'm really going to burst into laughter!]
【Teacher Pi is really awesome! 】
What happened? Why don't I understand? Why did the other party stop streaming?
[Because s involves pornography! So it was blocked! ]
[My big smart head! Teacher Pi really can make him die! ]
"Thank you all for your company today! I think it's almost time for dinner! Let's all go!" Xie Fu waved like an old cadre.
Well known.
It’s time to eat.
[Huh? Why did Teacher Pi end the live stream so soon?!]
[Are you not going to continue PK? There are so many big guys in the live broadcast room! ]
Xie Fu was very considerate and sensible and said, "No more fighting. We've all spent a lot of money today."
At this time, the fox tail on the other side of the phone slightly curled her red lips, with a hint of natural charm at the corners of her eyes.
This little girl is really nice.
Don't be greedy.
Unlike other anchors, as soon as they see her coming, they will start PKing endlessly.
How about we tie him up and bring him to Nine-Tailed Kingdom for fun?
It should be interesting.
But we haven’t seen enough yet!
[Yeah, Mr. Pi! What are we going to do if you go off the air?! ! !]
[Teacher Pi! How can I live without you?! ! !]
[Please broadcast a little longer, Mr. Pi. I see other anchors wanting to broadcast 24 hours a day!]
Xie Fu held his forehead and smiled bitterly, "You really are."
[Sorry, Mr. Pi, you seem to be a little too greasy for me.]
[Baby, you have to know that you are a girl! How can you make such greasy movements! ]
Xie Fu's mouth still had an uncontrollable arrogance, "You all know that I'm just a Douyin agent, good at helping everyone build IPs."
"But this doesn't stop you from broadcasting live to us!"
"You don't understand. Military advisors like me usually don't go to the battlefield."
【6. 】
[Haven't you noticed yet? She's earned enough spirit stones and is about to end the stream!]
Xie Fu's mouth was like an AK, and he couldn't suppress it at all! "Don't talk nonsense! I'm not that kind of person!"
【Then play it again! 】
"My mom called me home for dinner! Goodbye, my dears~"
"Bye~" and then clicked the play button.
Weihu looked at the page on his phone where Xie Fu had already logged off the broadcast.
She moved her body slightly, revealing a bit of her shoulders, and instructed the fox handsome man next to her: "Think of a way to trick this little guy out of Kagura Sect."
"Ah?" The foxy handsome man Mu Dongci was stunned for a long time.
"Kidnap...kidnap a child?"
Although their queen always does things like kidnapping people, she never bullies minors!
The fox raised her eyebrows seductively and said calmly, "I asked, and this little guy has already grown up, but he is quite short."
Mu Dongci breathed a sigh of relief, "That's good, that's good."
"Well, let's go."
"Yes." Mu Dongci accepted the order respectfully.
After Xie Fu returned home, he cooked another bowl of snail noodles.
The snail noodles are added with two hairy crabs, an Australian lobster, half a lamb rib, two pork ribs with garlic sauce, and some potatoes, bamboo shoots, coriander and other vegetarian ingredients.
"Junior sister, why do you add so many things to your snail noodles?" Jiang Yuezhi asked in shock.
You have to know that Jiang Yuezhi has a small stomach.
People who practice cultivation do not have too many appetites, and at most they just eat some spiritual food to replenish their energy.
"Hehe~"
"I have to be nicer to my mother."
Xie Fu sniffed the aroma of the food and asked Jiang Yuezhi, "Senior Sister, would you like some?"
"No, no, I'm on a fast recently and can't eat too much." Jiang Yuezhi declined politely.
"Oh, that's a shame."
Xie Fu sucked in a strand of powder with all his strength.
"Junior sister, I'm sorry about that." Jiang Yuezhi said apologetically.
"Ah?" Xie Fu was a little confused by Jiang Yuezhi.
"It's all because of me that you got involved in these bad things."
There was a look of frustration on Jiang Yuezhi's pretty face.
In fact, the character Jiang Yuezhi has a huge flaw in his personality, which is that he is too perfect.
But her perfection is only a kind of perfection that completely conforms to men's fantasy.
She is beautiful, strong, gentle, courageous, powerful, and considerate of other people's emotions. As the heroine in a male-oriented book who can fight her way out of the male protagonist's harem, she naturally has countless advantages.
Although her strengths are obvious, her weaknesses are also fatal.
That's being too altruistic.
All her beauty exists to serve the male protagonist.
Because she cares too much about other people's feelings.
However, for someone like Jiang Yuezhi who is extremely prone to internal friction, he especially needs a friend as heartless as Xie Fu.
"Senior Sister Jiang, you don't have to apologize to me. I just don't like this guy Long Aotian. It has nothing to do with you." Xie Fu said after taking a sip of the spicy soup.
"Thank you." Jiang Yuezhi said very moved.
"Saying thank you is too polite." Xie Fu really couldn't understand why others were keeping their mouths idle while he was eating.
I took a plate of lychees.
She had just ordered this plate of lychees from the Douyin Mall yesterday. The actual lychees were just as big and red as in the product picture.
Very fruity and tense!
"Yes, Senior Sister."
"Eat this."
Jiang Yuezhi was very surprised when he saw the lychees, because it was very difficult to eat such fresh lychees in the Shenle Sect.
"Is it delicious?"
"good to eat."
A bright smile appeared on Jiang Yuezhi's cold yet gentle face.
Xie Fu was instantly stunned by the beauty.
Suddenly I understood why the great poet Du Mu wrote the line "A horse gallops through the dusty streets, and the concubine smiles; no one knows it is the lychees that are coming."
Because it’s so beautiful!
宣~
Taixuan~
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