The little sister is good at playing Tik Tok, and the ancestor is the first on the list

Xie Fu walked out at this time with a somewhat strange look on his face.

Looking at Xu Yizhou, he was very surprised and asked, "Brother Dan, what are you doing?"

"I want to hang myself. I don't want to live anymore!"

?

It’s just an uncle who came, it shouldn’t be that serious, right?

Why is Brother Dan even more pretentious than her?

Xie Fu asked tentatively, "How about I make you some brown sugar water?"

Xu Yizhou was obviously not satisfied with this answer, and said again:

"Let me die! Let me die!!!"

Xie Fu curled his lips, "If you insist on doing this, I won't stop you."

Are you not going to coax me now?

Xu Yizhou: ⊙?⊙

"So love will disappear, right? o?????? ·? o????? ?" Xu Yizhou asked pitifully.

Sincere little Sitang added: "In my experience, love doesn't disappear, it just shifts or splits."

Just like her father and mother, they were originally very nice to her.

But he abandoned her after his younger brother was born.

Transferred the love to my younger brother.

After hearing Si Tang’s words, Xu Yizhou became even sadder!

"Ah ha ha!"

Die.

There's absolutely no way to survive!

Seeing Xu Yizhou taking the rope under his neck, Jiang Yuezhi hurriedly said: "Brother Dan, don't be impulsive! Impulsiveness is the devil!"

"Don't worry about me! I have no attachment to this world anymore!"

Although Xu Yizhou said it very decisively.

But halfway through hanging himself, he took out his neck again.

A little ticklish, haha.

.......

Xie Fu turned his back and waved his hands, saying, "Bye-bye Egg Brother, you can have some fun. I have to go practice."

Xu Yizhou felt even more aggrieved.

Why did you leave?

The Koi Boy, the military advisor, came online and said, "Old Ancestor, you can't do this."

"What do you know? This is called a self-torture scheme, a self-torture scheme! Do you understand?"

"And then? Did it work?"

"It seems to be of no use."

"Right, my advice is that you, Old Ancestor, need to learn some tricks to make girls happy!"

Xu Yizhou refused: "But I don't want to use any tricks on Sister Fu."

"You don't understand this, right? Since ancient times, only tricks have won people's hearts."

"Give up on this idea. I won't play any tricks on Sister Fu."

He must let Sister Fu know that he is a very sincere little boy!

Small.....?

Forget it boys.

child......?

Never mind.

He's just a very sincere man.

Ok.

that's it.

The koi boy showed a very speechless expression.

No tricks at all.

You want to play.

do you have?

"Well, if you want sincerity, I won't interfere. Just don't be afraid that your sister Fu will ignore you more and more in the future. After all, everyone knows how to use tricks."

Xu Yizhou immediately grasped the key point.

"Who used a trick?"

"Long Aotian! Didn't you see that?" asked the Koi boy in disbelief.

Xu Yizhou was puzzled. "What trick did he use?"

"You're such a fool. Don't you see all his tricks?"

"What's his plan? He just practices with a broken sword every day, and he's missing a hand, with one sleeve dangling."

"My ancestor is incredibly insensitive! Didn't you notice he did 800 fake moves a minute?"

"Ah? You said he deliberately made that fake move to seduce Sister Fu?"

"That's not it?"

Xu Yizhou realized belatedly: "I thought he had ADHD!"

......

"Grandpa, please be more careful! I don't have ADHD. I'm just showing off my perfect jawline at 36 or 35 degrees."

Xu Yizhou made a very disgusted expression.

"It's so disgusting!"

"I don't understand what the trick is, but I know Sister Fu won't like this."

"That's not necessarily true. After all, it doesn't matter what tricks they used. What matters is that they are willing to put in the effort for you, Sister Fu."

"Then I'm willing to put in some effort for Sister Fu!"

"you?"

The Koi boy in the divine realm sneered.

"What's the point of you crying, making a fuss, and even threatening to hang yourself? You're making yourself look like a resentful husband!"

"Is this not okay...?" He saw that this was how it was played in the storybooks!

"Of course not! Times have changed! Who would like a man who takes a pathetic path these days? It makes me upset just looking at him, okay?"

Xu Yizhou felt that the koi boy's words made more and more sense, so he humbly asked, "What kind of man should I like?"

The Koi boy pondered for a moment and said, "First, you have to understand the art of tea."

"I know tea art! I can make any kind of tea! Green tea, black tea, dark tea, white tea! Oh, and I even recently learned how to make Sister Fu's favorite milk tea!"

The koi boy pursed his lips and showed a very speechless expression.

He felt that in just this short period of time, his nasolabial folds had become much deeper.

"Old Ancestor, you are truly incorrigible. Is this really what I meant? You need to understand some tea-talking."

"Tea talk?"

"I'm telling you, you're like this..."

With the tutoring of Koi Boy, Xu Yizhou became confident again.

The Koi boy asked him, "Do you understand now?"

Xu Yizhou nodded, "I understand. I feel like I'm going to be incredibly strong right now."

"Then go ahead and take back all the favor that belongs to you!"

Xu Yizhou's handsome face moved slightly, "Don't worry, I'll do an experiment first."

"what?"

*

At this time under the moonlight.

Jiang Yuezhi, Xie Shijin and others were leisurely eating snacks.

Xu Yizhou walked to the side silently.

After a little mental preparation, he spoke in a strangled voice, "Why are you all eating delicious food together without calling me? Don't you all like me?"

After hearing Xu Yizhou's words, several people immediately showed panic expressions.

Jiang Yuezhi: "Brother Dan, what are you talking about? How could we not like you?"

His long eyelashes fluttered under the moonlight, and his handsome face exuded a sense of beauty that was detached from the world.

His pleasant voice was slightly disappointed. "Then why didn't you call me? Do you know how my heart went colder than ice in the coldest days of winter when I saw you all here looking at the stars and the moon and chatting?"

"Ah? Come on, Brother Dan, we really don't mean to stop calling you." Xie Shijin explained quickly.

Xue Xu also quickly said, "We just saw Senior Sister Jiang and Xiao Sitang sitting here, and Senior Brother Xie and I thought it was quite comfortable, so we sat together."

Xu Yizhou moved the corner of his mouth and said, "Really? I don't believe it."

He extended a jade-like index finger, pointed at the food on the table and said, "Look, you still have small cakes to eat, unlike me, I don't have any."

Xu Yizhou's gossip left everyone confused.

Even little Sitang was very sensible and put the plate of cake in his hand into Xu Yizhou's hand.

A pair of big watery eyes stared at Xu Yizhou and said, "Here, brother, eat."

"Thanks--"

The word "thank you" just came to Xu Yizhou's lips, but he swallowed it back.

wrong.

You have to find a formula.

He said in a gentle voice, "Is this cake just for me, or is it for everyone else?"