"Ah ha ha ha ha ha!"

"Ahahahahahahahahahahaha!"

Xie Fu's terrifying laughter echoed throughout the valley.

System: [Congratulations to the host for obtaining 50 points of happiness.]

[Congratulations to the host for obtaining a happiness value of 88 points.]

[Congratulations to the host for obtaining a happiness value of 99 points.]

[Congratulations to the host for obtaining a happiness value of 99.99 points.]

Hey.

I just don't exceed 100, you'll be mad at me~

.......

Xie Fu frowned tightly: "No, you are sending away beggars with these tens of dollars?"

The system said: [Host, smiling does not equal happiness. Place your left hand on your chest and ask yourself: are you truly happy?]

Xie Fu wiped the sweat off his face and said, "I'm sweating all over, buddy."

But the next second, Xie Fu yelled at the top of his lungs, "Do you think I can be happy in this situation?"

The system was confused and said, "Aren't you a natural optimist? Smile often and good luck will come naturally."

Xie Fu showed an extremely speechless expression.

"I'm an optimist, but I'm not a fool without self-awareness, okay? How can I be happy in this situation?"

The system suddenly became aware.

【So you mean you are not happy at all now? 】

"That's not it?"

[That might be a system error. I'm going to take back the points I gave you.]

what?

Can it be recycled?

Xie Fu cursed with trembling lips, "Pure virgin!"

[Just kidding, I haven't developed the points recycling function yet~]

Xie Fu: ...

Xie Fu looked back at the Lion King who was still chasing him.

A little anxious.

No.

She had to find a way to get a few more points.

Otherwise, with the original owner's cultivation level at the foundation-building stage, it would be a waste against this emperor-level spirit beast!

You have to think about something happy!

Braised pork elbow?

Durian pizza?

Mandarin duck hotpot?

Can not be done.

After running for a day and a night, Mao now has no appetite.

Just when Xie Fu was at a loss.

She vaguely remembered that she was a very lustful little girl.

Think about Brother Wen’s abdominal muscles.

Oh ho ho!

So handsome!

Think about Brother Xie’s wonderful face, whether he is a man or a woman.

Oh ho ho!

So cool!

Then think about Brother Xue’s voice that’s comparable to a CV teacher’s, and his peach blossom eyes that are always moist and affectionate even to the point of looking at a dog.

Cattle competition!

After thinking about this, she swallowed silently.

Don’t say anything else.

She is eating so well in Kagura now!

[Congratulations to the host for achieving a happiness value of 333 points! ]

[Congratulations to the host for achieving a happiness value of 666 points! ]

[Congratulations to the host for achieving a happiness value of 888 points! ]

The system was shocked.

What on earth did she do? ! ! !

"Go up and teach her a lesson!" the beastmaster on the lion's back said sternly.

The lion king roared.

Xie Fu felt the rolling heat behind his butt.

"Tongzi's mother, please help me convert all my points into dodge!"

All offensive item points are very expensive.

The points she has now are simply not enough.

But dodging is different.

A basic dodge only costs 5 points.

A normal attack can be exchanged for the effect of a big move!

"Roar!"

The lion king aimed his mouth at Xie Fu's butt.

But Xie Fu avoided it perfectly with a gap of 0.05.

[That was a close call! I almost got bit!]

The audience watching the live broadcast and the elders outside the venue were all nervous.

Because at present, several disciples of the Kagura Sect are trapped in the formation.

Only Xie Fu fought alone with the Heart of Minghai.

So Xie Fu is the key to this game.

Moreover, the strength of the Beast Taming Sect's Emperor-level spirit lion is far higher than that of Xie Fu, who is at the Foundation Establishment stage.

Xie Fu was in a completely weak position.

The Lion King pursued the victory again.

He pounced on Xie Fu's petite body.

The Lion King felt that he could swallow the female disciple in front of him in one gulp.

But she avoided it perfectly once again.

The lion king missed his attack several times and roared angrily behind Xie Fu.

Xie Fu curled his lips and smiled.

You can’t bite it!

I'm so mad at you!

The Lion King felt humiliated.

So the rampage mode was activated.

The ground was cracked by its feet!

But Xie Fu's small body is like a loach.

The lion king couldn't attack her no matter what.

[Our teacher has definitely practiced this! He can’t hit me! He can’t hit me at all!]

[Hahaha, is it possible that Mr. Pi's attack power is too weak, so he chose dodge for all his talents?]

This went on and on for dozens of times.

The Lion King's mentality was completely shattered by Xie Fu!

He started running wildly on the spot.

He even threw the beastmaster off his body!

Fortunately, the beastmaster is in good shape.

Otherwise, you will be trampled to death!

[It's over! This spirit lion is enraged! Even the beastmaster was thrown down by it!]

[Teacher Pi is not afraid at all and is still teasing this uncontrollable spirit lion! ]

[Oh my god! How can people be so brave! ]

[Teacher Pi, you are truly invincible! ! ! ]

[I'm dying of laughter. They're really testing the edge of danger! ! ]

"Roar!"

"Hoohoho!!!"

The enraged spirit lion smashed the surrounding boulders into pieces in an instant.

Xie Fu looked at the gravel beside him.

I couldn't help but sigh in my heart.

Fortunately, she was wearing it.

Otherwise, you will be smashed into a meat patty!

Although the fight between the man and the lion was in full swing at this time.

But it’s so funny to see it wanting to hit but not being able to!

[Congratulations to the host for achieving a Lion Dance Happiness Value of 8888 points! ]

Xie Fu widened his eyes!

How can there be so many!

It turns out that she is such a despicable little girl who likes to build her own happiness on the pain of others!

After getting the points, Xie Fu instantly became different!

Xie Fu narrowed his eyes and looked at the spirit lion behind him with a hint of danger.

There was a hint of sneer on the corner of his mouth.

"Sang Biao, are you sure you want to fight me?!"

Greyhound: Why did her eyes become so fierce?

[What is Teacher Pi doing? Is he going to get straight to me?!]

After thanking Fu for exchanging the critical hit package.

He clenched his fists as big as sandbags and rushed forward!

【It really is! 】

[As expected of our Master Pi! Even at the foundation building stage, he took on an emperor-level spirit beast! So strong!]

[Hehe, is that what you call strong? I think she's just stupid! It's good enough for a Foundation Establishment cultivator to escape a God-level spirit beast, but she actually wants to fight one-on-one. She's really asking for her own death!]

[Where did this fool come from? Teacher Pi has the courage to face it, do you have it?]

Xie Fu stared at the spirit lion that pounced towards him with his cold black eyes.

There was a cold light flashing in his eyes!

Seven blades of grass!

It's now!

“Puff! Puff! Puff!!”

Xie Fu rushed forward and gave the spirit lion three consecutive whirlwind kicks in the face.

These three consecutive kicks made the spirit lion see stars.

Nose bleeding!

Xie Fu strikes while the iron is hot.

He punched the greyhound twice on the head!

puff! !

Blood gushed out of the greyhound's head!

[Oh my god, is this still our fart teacher? ]

[Is it that strong?! Why does it feel like my foundation is a little different from hers?!]

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