Bloody Romance: I, the big troublemaker, Zhong Yuemin!
Chapter 45 Meat Patties, 3 pounds first!
Wu San smiled,
"You're just looking at what the street vendors say. There's no such thing as invulnerability or an indestructible body. The ultimate goal of martial arts is to return to one's roots and strengthen the body. Moreover, in this age of firearms, do you think an indestructible body can withstand a gun or a cannon? If I say yes, do you believe me?"
Zhong Yuemin smiled awkwardly.
Wu San continued:
"However, when I was young, I saw my grandfather place a hundred-pound rock on his chest every night before going to bed. He felt no pain at all and not only could he sleep peacefully, but he even snored loudly."
Zhong Yuemin was surprised, "Master, has your Iron Bull Kung Fu been perfected?"
"I don't know about that either," Wu San said.
"Although my grandfather was old at the time, when he practiced martial arts with my father, no matter if it was a knife, sword, or spear, it couldn't penetrate his body. The knife blades even curled up, the sword blades broke, and the spear tips broke. This wasn't acrobatics like the red tassel spear to the throat, which was prepared in advance. It was a real life-and-death struggle."
"Master, this is the invulnerability to swords and guns, the indestructible body of diamond."
Wu San Dao:
"As for the later stages of the Iron Bull Kung Fu, I only have a limited understanding. Yuemin, you have to understand that the torso accounts for nearly 50% of the human body, and all the internal organs are located there. The abdomen is also the body's largest soft spot. When fighting, the contact surface is large and it is also the most vulnerable to attack. The Iron Bull Kung Fu is also called the Iron Belly Kung Fu. When the Kung Fu is fully mastered, the body becomes as strong as steel and iron, invulnerable to swords and guns, and indestructible like diamond. You can understand it this way."
Zhong Yuemin nodded.
"Yuemin, you can practice now with the hammer I brought you."
Wu San Dao:
"It's very simple to use a hammer to hit the abdomen. In the early stages, the abdomen may make a creaking sound like decaying wood. As the skill gradually deepens, the sound will become louder and louder, and eventually reach the level of clanging like metal and stone, indicating that the Iron Ox Skill has been practiced to 70% to 80%. This is a gradual process. Don't rush it, otherwise you will not only fail to master the skill, but also hurt your body. Remember this."
"Master, I've got it!"
Wu Yang prepared dinner. The master would not be going home tonight. The four of them ate around the table, talking and laughing. It was warm and peaceful.
On the other side, at the Xinqiao Hotel, Zhou Xiaobai's mood was not so good tonight. Her second brother said he would treat her to dinner in the evening, and she agreed without thinking much about it. But when she got over, she saw from a distance that the annoying guy Li Yuanchao stood up and waved to them. She immediately understood what was going on and turned around to leave.
Zhou Huaihai hurriedly stopped him.
"Hey, little sister, why are you leaving? We haven't eaten yet."
"Second brother, are you doing this on purpose? How many times do I have to tell you? It's impossible for me and that Li Yuanchao to be together. Even if all the men in the world die, I won't be with him. If you insist on bringing us together, it will only make me hate him more. I'm leaving."
"Little sister, you think too much," Zhou Huaihai said:
"Today's dinner wasn't arranged by me, it was by our mother. Your Aunt Shen called this morning and said she'd treat us to dinner tonight. She's so welcoming, we can't refuse, right? Besides, Yuan Chao's father is a very important person. What would Yuan Chao's parents think if you just left without even seeing him? Even if you don't think about yourself, at least think about our parents. Just consider this as Second Brother begging you, and have dinner with us."
Zhou Xiaobai was helpless, "Just this once!"
"Okay, let's go, let's go!"
The two walked into the hall, and Li Yuanchao came to meet them.
"Second brother, Xiaobai, you are here. I have already reserved a seat. Please follow me."
They went over and sat down at a window seat, facing each other. Xinqiao is also a western restaurant. In the huge city of Beijing, there are only two western restaurants now, one is Lao Mo and the other is Xinqiao.
Zhou Xiaobai said:
"Li Yuanchao, instead of telling Aunt Shen to treat us to dinner, where are Uncle Li and Aunt Shen? Why aren't they here?"
Li Yuanchao remained calm.
"My parents couldn't come because of something urgent. Let me say sorry to you. Please forgive me."
Zhou Xiaobai was full of contempt in his heart. This guy is really something. He tells lies all the time. He is not as honest as his own people. Humph!
The waiter came to take the order. Li Yuanchao was very gentleman and handed the menu to Xiaobai.
"Xiaobai, come on, choose what you like."
Zhou Xiaobai took the menu and suddenly remembered the scene where he met Yuemin, Zheng Tong and others playing around in the western restaurant. He raised his lips and asked the waiter,
"Hello, comrade. Do you offer pancake service?"
"Stewed...stewed cakes?"
"Yes, we were worried we wouldn't have enough to eat, so we brought some bread with us. Can you help us with the stew?"
The waitress was a little embarrassed, but she still responded politely.
"I'm sorry, this is a Western restaurant and we don't provide these services."
"Oh!"
Zhou Huaihai said, "Little sister, what kind of pancakes are you cooking? We don't even have any pancakes with us."
"No? Maybe I remembered it wrongly," Zhou Xiaobai continued to order food.
"Here are some patties, round meat patties with cream sauce. Waiter, my second brother and this person have big appetites, so give them three pounds each first. If it's not enough, you can order more. I'll just have three ounces."
The waitress was about to take a pen to write it down, but then she dropped it. This kind of trick is often used by those naughty little hooligans, so they are no longer surprised. Why did this little girl use it? But since she said it so 'seriously', she probably really didn't know, right?
Patiently replied: "Hello comrade, this is a dish, not a meat pie!"
"Ah, really?"
Zhou Xiaobai feigned surprise and pointed at the menu, "But it clearly says meat pie here, and it's round."
The diners at the surrounding tables couldn't help but laugh. These three people were dressed decently, but it turned out that they were just superficial and knew nothing. It was probably their first time to eat in a western restaurant. Facing the sarcastic and strange looks, Zhou Xiaobai was content and even a little proud. He had been around such thick-skinned guys like Yuemin, Zheng Tong, and Yuan Jun for a long time, and he had also learned a lot.
Small scene, drizzle!
Zhou Huaihai's face was filled with shame, and Li Yuanchao was even more embarrassed. He had been the boss for a long time, and every time he went out to eat and drink, he was treated like the moon surrounded by stars, with boasting, riding horses, and flattery all around him. He had never suffered such humiliation as tonight. Look at these people, they were treated as bumpkins from the countryside who knew nothing.
Zhou Huaihai said:
"Little sister, can't you just order properly? I think you've been around Zhong Yuemin and his people for so long that you've become slick and unruly."
"Second brother, what does this have to do with Yuemin?"
Zhou Xiaobai hummed:
"I rarely come to Western restaurants. The last few times I came, the dishes were always ordered by others. I don't understand. If you think I'm embarrassing, then I won't eat there. You guys can eat it."
Get up and leave.
"Hey, hey, stop it!"
Zhou Huaihai held her back, helpless. This girl definitely did it on purpose. She even gave us three pounds of meat patties first, and then asked for more if it wasn't enough. Did she want to stuff us to death?
But there is no way, the whole family treasures this sister, even his own father has to be a little bit "afraid", not to mention his second brother,
"Can I have some? Just sit still."
Tired of heart!
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