Bloody Romance: I, the big troublemaker, Zhong Yuemin!

Chapter 12 A man who lives off his wife!

"Yueming, you still say I'm pretending, but I don't think you're any better," Yuan Jun said.

"Xiaobai, let me tell you, Zhong Yuemin was the one who came up with the idea of ​​pretending to be your cousin. Do you know what he told us? He said this girl is so beautiful, I must marry her, you hear? This guy is definitely the reserved type."

Zhou Xiaobai felt his face getting hot and didn't respond.

"Don't talk nonsense, kid. I never said that."

That was what the "Zhong Yuemin" in the past said. He was right, but others would just think it was a quibble.

With the two cute girls joining in, the long night was not so hard to endure. I don’t know who started singing, Zhou Xiaobai sang a song, "The Path".

"A narrow and long path, winding and winding,

Leading to the misty distance,

I'm going to follow this narrow path,

Follow my love to the battlefield,

I'm going to follow this narrow path,

Follow my love to the battlefield..."

The singing was beautiful and clear, with a hint of sadness, which drew everyone into the song and they all applauded.

Luo Yun sang the theme song "Ninety-nine Sunny Days" from the 57 film "The Story of Liubao".

"The sunny day of Jiujiu is coming,

The eighteen-year-old brother sat by the river,

The east wind makes the windmill turn.

The broad bean flowers are fragrant, and the wheat seedlings are fresh..."

His voice was high-pitched, loud and penetrating, and also won rounds of applause.

Yuan Jun also showed off his singing voice and sang the popular song "Let's Row the Boat Together".

"Let's row our oars, pushing the boat through the waves. The sea reflects the beautiful white pagoda, surrounded by green trees and red walls. The boat gently floats on the water, and a cool breeze blows towards us..."

Yuan Jun's singing was not very good, but he was not out of tune, and it was steady and OK. Then Zheng Tong and the others also sang, and finally they urged him to sing a song as well.

Yuan Jun said:

"Yuemin, everyone is in high spirits, don't spoil the fun. There's a beautiful woman next to us, what if you get shy?"

Zhong Yuemin was a little amused and confused. He wasn't shy, but the key point was that he really couldn't sing. You all were singing songs that belonged to this era, and he was a "man from the future", so what could he do?

Zhou Xiaobai said: "Zhong Yuemin, you should sing a song too."

Zhong Yuemin couldn't resist such enthusiasm.

"Okay, I'll sing a song, but this is a song I wrote myself. It's a little advanced, so you might find it a little uncomfortable to listen to."

"Come on, what if you can make us vomit?" Zheng Tong teased, and everyone laughed.

Zhong Yuemin said: "My song is called "My Deskmate"," he cleared his throat and began to sing.

"Will you remember tomorrow,

The diary you wrote yesterday,

Will you still be thinking about me tomorrow?

You who used to love crying the most,

The teachers can no longer remember,

You who can't guess the question,

I was just flipping through the photos by chance.

I just remembered you, my deskmate.

Who married you who is sentimental...

Who put your long hair up, who made your wedding dress?"

After the song was over, no one moved, just staring at him blankly. Zhong Yuemin thought the song was too advanced and he couldn't adapt to it.

"Why, it doesn't sound good?"

As soon as the voice fell, a circle gathered around the campfire, and everyone applauded.

"It's beautiful, beautiful, I've never heard such a beautiful and tranquil song before. It reminds me of my former deskmate."

Everyone praised and complimented him, making him, the "plagiarist", feel a little embarrassed. After the crowd dispersed, Zheng Tong said in surprise:

"Yuemin, did you really write this song?"

"What else?" he admitted shamelessly.

Zhou Xiaobai looked at Zhong Yuemin, with a strange feeling in his eyes, and said in a sour tone:

"You must have a very good relationship with your female classmate, right?"

Zhong Yuemin said:

"I don't think I've ever sat at the same table with a female classmate since I was a child. I'd love to have a gentle, kind, and beautiful female classmate, but unfortunately, I don't have that honor!"

Zhou Xiaobai breathed a sigh of relief for no reason.

"Then how could you write such a beautiful and realistic relationship between classmates? I think it would be difficult without real experience."

“Reading ten thousand books is not as good as traveling ten thousand miles, but that’s not always true!”

Zhong Yuemin said, "Books contain both beautiful women and golden houses. I like reading books every day. The more I read, the wider my mind becomes. Even if I haven't eaten pork, I have seen pigs run. That's the truth."

"You are quite good then", Zhou Xiaobai is like a little fan girl,

"Um, could you please copy the lyrics of this song for me when you get back? I think it's really nice."

"No problem, it's just a song. I'll write it for you later."

“Thank you!”

The group chatted back and forth until the middle of the night, when sleepiness took over and they couldn't resist any longer. They fell into a deep sleep, and the bonfire went out. Zhou Xiaobai felt colder and colder, thinking he was sleeping in his own bed, so he fell to the side...

Very warm!

The next morning, there was a loud noise in his ears. Zhong Yuemin opened his eyes in a daze. He had been sitting on the ground all night, his legs were numb and his body was cold. He wanted to get up, but his right shoulder felt heavy. He looked down and saw Zhou Xiaobai sleeping soundly with her head resting on his shoulder. There was a trace of saliva at the corner of her mouth. From such a close distance, he could see that the girl had delicate features, long eyelashes with a little white frost, fair skin, and bright red lips. Fine hairs could be seen on her lips, and she smacked her lips from time to time.

Weirdly cute.

He did not dare to move. Yuan Jun, Zheng Tong, and Luo Yun were not there. He did not know where they had gone. He kept like this for another ten minutes. More and more people came to the theater to buy tickets. It was noisy and bustling, just like a vegetable market. Zhou Xiaobai was woken up. He opened his eyes and saw a smiling but slightly tired face.

Zhong Yuemin's voice was gentle, "Awake?"

Zhou Xiaobai was stunned for a moment, then quickly moved his face away from Zhong Yuemin's shoulder, feeling a little embarrassed that he had actually fallen asleep leaning against someone.

"S-sorry, I'm so sleepy."

"It's okay!" Zhong Yuemin handed over a handkerchief. "Wipe it off. You're drooling."

Zhou Xiaobai felt even more embarrassed, as his embarrassment was seen by everyone, so he took it and wiped it off.

At this time, Zheng Tong and his companions also came back, and said in a teasing tone,

"Hey, you two are awake. I just saw you two sleeping soundly in each other's arms, so I didn't dare disturb you."

Zhong Yuemin and the other man got up from the ground and stretched their shoulders, which were numb from being pressed by the girl. "Where have you guys been?"

"Go to the toilet. The public toilets here are full of people. Everyone goes outside."

Zheng Tong said, "Yuemin, let's get in line quickly. The window is full of people, hurry up."

Zhong Yuemin and his companions lined up and came to the spot where the bricks were placed last night. Zhong Yuemin asked the two girls,

"Where do you take your place?"

Zhou Xiaobai said in confusion: "Aren't we going to queue at the back?"

"Don't tell me you two stayed up all night last night and are planning to line up again this morning?"

"if not?"

Zhong Yuemin covered his forehead, defeated by these two silly girls.

"Don't you see that others have put bricks and small benches on the ground to take up space? You won't have enough time to queue up now. Look at the people behind you, the line is three miles long. By the time it's your turn, the tickets will have been sold out."

"what?"

The two girls were dumbfounded. Luo Yun said:

"This... no one told us this. Besides, it was pitch dark last night. Who could see a brick on the ground?"

"What should we do?"

Zhou Xiaobai looked at Zhong Yuemin hopefully. She really wanted to watch "The Red Detachment of Women", otherwise she would not have stayed up all night and lied to her family that she was studying at Luo Yun's house. If her family knew about it, she would definitely be scolded.

Zhong Yuemin stepped back to make room, "Come on, you two go to the front."

"Is it okay to cut in line?"

"Oh, Xiaobai, I can't care about so many things anymore," Luo Yun grabbed Xiaobai's hand and inserted it.

Someone at the back was unhappy and started shouting,

"How can you just cut in line? Do you have any manners?"

"What are you yelling about?" Yuan Jun turned and cursed:

"We came here last night to reserve a spot. We stayed up all night. Look at our buddies' eyes. They've become like pandas. What the hell are we doing here?"

"You mean to reserve a seat? Well, I came here a week ago to reserve a seat."

"Hey, I have such a bad temper!"

Yuan Jun didn't waste any words. He took out a kitchen knife from his army green bag and waved it twice. The people who were shouting at the back immediately shut up.

"You're such a jerk! You forced me to use force! It's such a disgrace!"

After putting the kitchen knife back, the two girls felt for the first time that Yuan Jun was actually quite "cute", but they were also panicked, thinking that they had become female hooligans and had become accomplices in the same crime.

At this time, Li Kuiyong came over and waved to him, "Yuemin". Zhong Yuemin responded and waited for the person to come over, "Kuiyong, here I come!"

After introducing them to a few people, Yuan Jun came up first, his tone was full of disdain.

"You are Li Kuiyong. I heard Yuemin talk about you often."

"Oh, what did Yuemin say about me?"

Yuan Jun said, "You say you're such a great fighter, that you can easily take on three by yourself. I think Yuemin is just boasting. Seeing you today, I can't believe your reputation."

Li Kuiyong took off Yuan Jun's hat and played with it, saying:

"One against three is more than enough, it's true, but for someone like you, it's really no problem."

"You bastard, I'm going to chop you into pieces." He took out the kitchen knife again.

Li Kuiyong chuckled, "Who the hell are you trying to scare? Come on, chop me off!" He stretched out his neck, "Whoever doesn't chop me off is a fucking grandson."

"Hey, hey, both of you, calm down!"

Zhong Yuemin is overwhelmed.

"Kui Yong, I asked you to come here to support the team, not to disrupt it."

If the two really fight, Yuan Jun and Li Kuiyong are no match for each other. Li Kuiyong has been practicing wrestling since he was a child and is a good fighter.

Li Kuiyong returned the hat and said, "Today, for Yuemin's sake, if you don't accept it, let's practice alone."

"I'm afraid of you."

Zhou Xiaobai and the other person on the side were terrified. Why were these people like this? They were just chatting happily, but why did they pull out kitchen knives when they had a disagreement? They really couldn't understand it.

It was almost time to sell tickets, and more and more people were gathering. The sound of car bells came from far away, and then we saw long lines of cars coming from all directions. The cars were also filled with young people wearing various cotton coats, tweed coats, and army green coats. They were like a surging torrent that finally converged at the entrance of Tianqiao Theater.

The already narrow ticket entrance was even more crowded. People were huddled together, with chests pressed against backs and heels stepping on toes. Some people fell, some had their shoes stepped on, and some took advantage of the situation to take advantage of others.

"Stop pushing me! My pants are being pulled off!"

"Who the hell touched my butt? I'm a man, not a woman."

"Fuck, he's touching me!"

It was so noisy that it was really possible to get pregnant. The entire long queue was swaying and about to be squeezed out. It was impossible to insert anything even if I wanted to. Zhong Yuemin was also in pain and happiness at this time. He was pressed tightly against Zhou Xiaobai in front of him. Although they were wearing thick military coats, they could still feel each other's warmth. I don't know what shampoo the girl used for her long hair, but it had a light fragrance that smelled very good.

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