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When Xu Yuanyuan heard this, the knife in her hand tilted and the apple rolled to the ground. She laughed continuously.

Wen Xiaotong sighed, looked at Xu Ning with a look of "I guessed it was like this", and continued to complain about her career.

"When my mom said that, I was so mad that even my bangs stood up!

If she wasn't my mother, and someone dared to insult me ​​like that, I would throw a double yolk egg in her face!

I slapped my chest hard and wanted to say something harsh to my mom, but then I realized there wasn't much flesh on my chest, and I didn't even bother raising my flag.

Seeing Xu Yuanyuan laughing so hard that she was twitching, Xu Ning also pursed her lips and laughed.

"Sister Tong, don't you want to set a flag? Are you afraid to compete with Auntie?

If you lose the argument with Auntie, you will be scolded. If you win the argument with her, you will be beaten!

When I was little, I often went to your house to play. I know you can’t afford to offend your aunt. You should work harder and get married soon!

Wen Xiaotong had no expression on her face, and nodded with deep hatred.

“You don’t need to remind me that I’m already trying my best to find ways to solve the problem of being single.

Last weekend, three of our colleagues were short of one person, so they asked me to play mahjong with them. I saw that they were all married and were living a comfortable life after marriage. I thought that since they were experienced people, they might be able to give me some advice.

Guess what the result was?"

Wen Xiaotong wiped her face and said viciously with gritted teeth:

“I never expected that Tang Sanzang would find three helpers and successfully obtain the true scriptures;

Liu Bei found three close brothers and won the world through the struggle among the heroes, successfully achieving a three-way balance of power;

I was the only one who went there with such eagerness, and those three hateful love consultants took away 1,200 yuan from me!

Xu Yuanyuan almost laughed to tears after hearing this. She covered her stomach and looked at Xu Ning.

"Xu Ning, please be careful and don't laugh so hard that you tear the wound, or you'll be in trouble!

Oh, Miss Wen, we really share the same suffering. How about we play together in the future?

Some time ago, my mother wanted me to go on a blind date. I went twice but couldn't stand it, so I successfully avoided the embarrassment by going to the construction site.

Let's share resources in the future. If my mother gives me dating information again, I will recommend a suitable man to you if I see him.

As long as you are interested, I will be responsible for inviting people out to play, so that it won’t be awkward for everyone to interact with each other, right?

Also, I know that your circle is full of highly educated people. If you have a suitable high-quality man, you can introduce him to me.

In this way, can't we help each other and work together to solve the problem of being single? "

Seeing Xu Yuanyuan being so clever and wanting to help Wen Xiaotong, Xu Ning almost laughed out loud when she thought of Xu Shunan chasing after Wen Xiaotong.

"Sister Yuanyuan, this is a great idea. Remember to tell Xiaonanzi to recommend the high-quality men around him to Sister Tong."

After hearing this, Xu Yuanyuan successfully diverted her attention. She kept patting her head and told Xu Ning,

“Don’t mention my brother!

I don't know which girl he's been pursuing these days. Every day during his break, he calls and flirts with her like a peacock. I overheard a few of her words and got goosebumps all over my body.

I thought at the time that if my brother couldn’t get that woman, she must not have despised my brother because he was too poor, but because she despised my brother because he was too poor.”

Xu Yuanyuan said this, cleared her throat and imitated Xu Shunan.

"My dear, you once mentioned that Yue Lao has retired and it's the God of Wealth who's taking on a part-time job. I went to the God of Wealth Temple a few days ago and spent a lot of money to burn the first incense stick.

I made a wish to the God of Wealth, asking him to replace the red string with an electric cable when he is matching us.

In this way, we will be tied together tightly for the rest of our lives, with the connection never ending.

Dear, when you answer my call, do you feel a tingling sensation all over your body?

If you feel it, it means my wish has come true!

If you don't have this feeling, maybe the God of Wealth is still dozing off. Can you please be more patient with me, okay!"

"Dear, have you ever disliked me? Don't just follow what others say and think that all good-looking people are not good.

I am handsome, but I am a genuinely good man!"

“My dear, I am not the helmsman of Honggeng, and I don’t have much wealth to give you, but as long as you are willing, I will be yours!

What, you don't want me?

"Little fool, please don't be polite to me. Being polite is a bit awkward, right? Sooner or later, we will both be registered in the same household registration book, right?"

Xu Yuanyuan danced and danced, imitating Xu Shunan's ruffian and mean face perfectly.

Wen Xiaotong wished she could find a hole to crawl into. She glanced at Xu Ning out of the corner of her eye and simply picked up a pomelo and started peeling it.

However, Wen Xiaotong's hand holding the fruit knife would obviously shake from time to time as Xu Yuanyuan's tone rose and fell.

Xu Ning looked at the two people and laughed so hard that his whole body was shaking.

"Sister Yuanyuan, you imitated me so well, please stop imitating me for now!"

Wen Xiaotong put down the fruit knife, said "I'm going to the bathroom", and left the god-level imitation show in two steps.

Xu Ning endured the pain from the wound, hooked her finger at Xu Yuanyuan, and smiled strangely.

"Sister Yuanyuan, come here, I'll tell you a little secret!"

Xu Yuanyuan took the peeled apple, handed it to Xu Ning's mouth, and said casually:

"You said, there are no outsiders here."

Xu Ning suppressed her laughter and pointed in the direction of the bathroom.

"Don't you know? The girl Xiao Nanzi is pursuing is none other than my sister Xiaotong."

Xu Yuanyuan, “…”

Oh my god, I’m in trouble and holding my brother back!

God of Wealth, you are doing a part-time job across industries. Can you turn back time and let us go back to ten minutes ago?

Xu Yuanyuan was stunned for a long time, rubbed the big waves of her shawl fiercely, and asked Xu Ning with a bitter face,

"What should I do? If Miss Wen takes it out on my brother because of me, will my brother beat me to death?"

Xu Ning pointed at his own wound and gave Xu Yuanyuan a helpless look.

"See? I'm in a state of recharge and maintenance now. My brain is no longer working. You figure it out yourself!"

Xu Yuanyuan turned around on the spot, planning to please Wen Xiaotong first, so as to at least assist Xu Shunan.

Seeing that Wen Xiaotong didn't come out for a long time, Xu Yuanyuan walked outside the bathroom, cleared her throat and knocked on the door.

"Sister Tong? Do you need help? I'm honored to be of service to you!

If there is no toilet paper in the bathroom, or you need a little cutie, I can be your caring butler."

Wen Xiaotong stood in the bathroom for a long time, patting her face with water to cool down, and coughed when she heard Xu Yuanyuan's words.

"Thank you, Miss Xu, you are indeed very thoughtful. However, I don't need it for the time being!"

Xu Yuanyuan heaved a sigh of relief after hearing this. She quickly left the bathroom door.

"That's good. If you have any instructions from now on, just let me know."

Xu Yuanyuan returned to the bedside and raised her voice towards the bathroom:

"Xu Ning, you and my brother have been fighting since we were little. You know that my brother is a good person except for his bad mouth, right?"