Traveling through ancient times, the princess of the special forces became the group's favorite
Chapter 154 Haha, I’m going to be suffocated by the fart
"You big pig's hoof, why don't we go to another private room to eat?" Shen Li turned and said to Yun Chenyu.
Shen Li deliberately did not reveal her and Yun Chenyu's identities.
She had other plans.
Yun Chenyu frowned.
He actually wanted to treat his princess so unfairly.
Just as he was about to refuse, he saw Shen Li giving him an ambiguous look.
I guess this eccentric princess has come up with some new idea to torture people.
He suppressed his doubts and nodded.
When the arrogant woman saw that Shen Li and the others had compromised, her smug expression was evident in her words: "I've told you long ago that my status is not something you can afford to offend, yet you still insist on provoking me!"
"Miss, they also got some benefits. At least this meal can be eaten for free."
One of the maids named Honghua sneered.
"So it's all for a meal. If you had told me earlier, I could have rewarded them."
"What are you waiting for? Leave quickly!" Another maid named Luye glanced at Shen Li and said.
The shopkeeper quickly led Shen Li and Yun Chenyu to the private room next door.
"Please wait a moment, gentlemen. I'll go down and tell the kitchen to bring you another portion of the dish you ordered."
Yun Chenyu waved his hand and asked the shopkeeper to leave.
Wait until the shopkeeper closes the door.
Yun Chenyu hurriedly asked: "Ali, you clearly didn't have to leave the room just now!"
Shen Li narrowed his eyes and smiled.
"Is it not possible to have this meal for free today?"
There is no such thing as too much money.
Although there is a lot of silver in the Yunchen Domain treasury, who would complain about having too much silver?
Yun Chenyu sighed: "You don't need to save money for me. As long as you are happy, it is worth spending any amount of money."
Shen Li beckoned Yun Chenyu to come forward.
Yun Chenyu looked at her mysterious expression and moved closer to the table.
"Don't you know who I am? How could I possibly do business that would put me at a disadvantage?!"
Yun Chenyu blinked.
Indeed, his little princess is a shrewd person and never does business that will put her at a disadvantage.
"Then what are you going to do?"
Shen Li glanced at the door and whispered his thoughts to Yun Chenyu.
After hearing this, Yun Chenyu smiled and gave her a thumbs up, imitating what Shen Li had done before.
Shen Li patted his shoulder and said, "You're quite clever and a quick learner! You even learned how to give a thumbs-up!"
Now it was Yun Chenyu's turn to give Shen Li a cold look.
"How can you speak to me like that? Be polite, or I'll spank you."
Just then, Shen Li heard the sound of someone coming up the stairs next to him.
He must be here to deliver food to that rude woman.
She opens the door.
Sure enough, a servant came up the stairs carrying a plate of food.
Shen Li said: "Brother, is this our dish?"
"No, this is private room number one."
Private room number one?
Isn’t that the private room where the rude woman is?
When the servant came closer, Shen Li pointed at his feet and said: "Be careful~"
The servant looked down and saw a puddle of water on the ground.
"Thank you for the reminder, Miss. I'll mop up the water after I bring the food in."
"It's okay, it was just an unintentional act. Don't worry about it. Then you can go in and deliver the food." Shen Li said.
In fact, just now Shen Li took advantage of the moment when the servant lowered his head to evenly sprinkle her special medicine powder on the dish.
The powder was colorless and odorless, and could not be detected using the ancient method of poison testing.
Seeing the servant walk in, Shen Li turned around and went back to his private room.
Not long after, she heard loud shouting in the private room next door.
Shen Li immediately stood up, took a bowl from the table and put it against the wall, with the mouth of the bowl against the wall and the bottom of the bowl against his ear.
This way you can hear the voices of people talking next door very clearly.
"Who farted? It stinks!"
"It's not me..." The maid named Luye had just said this when she let out a loud fart.
On this side, Yun Chenyu saw Shen Li holding the bowl close to the wall and asked in confusion: "What are you doing?"
Shen Li put his index finger close to his lips, which were already unable to close due to laughing: "Shh~"
Yun Chenyu knew that her little princess must have succeeded, so she imitated Shen Li, took a big bowl, put the mouth of the bowl close to the wall, and the bottom of the bowl close to her ear.
This way, the noise from next door sounds especially loud.
"Puff puff……"
The fart next door is deafening.
"It stinks! Why are there so many farts?!"
"How can we even eat like this? The whole room smells like farts!"
"Open the window quickly to get rid of the smell!"
"Miss, no, it's too cold to open the window. Even if you open the window, the fart smell will still be very strong!" said the maid Honghua.
"Let's go out! If we continue to stay in the private room, we will be killed by the stench!" The arrogant woman covered her nose and prepared to go out.
She walked to the door and was about to push it open when another series of smelly farts came out.
She quickly pulled her hand back.
No, she couldn't hold back the fart.
If she went out like this and farted a lot, she would lose all her face.
Can’t go out, can’t go out!
She casually pulled Lu Ye over and said, "You... hurry downstairs and call the shopkeeper up to ask him if he drugged our food!"
Luye was farting one after another now, and she felt like her intestines were about to burst out.
"Miss, I can't help it..."
"Poof..." Another stinky fart came out.
The arrogant woman was too close to the green leaves and was just overwhelmed by the strong smell.
"How dare you fart in front of me!"
"Miss, Miss, I can't help it..."
"Pa!" The arrogant woman kicked Luye on the butt: "Stay away from me!"
In the private room next door, Shen Li and Yun Chenyu were already laughing so hard that they were rolling on the ground.
"You are worthy of being my princess. You have endless ways to play pranks on people!" Yun Chenyu exclaimed sincerely.
At this time, Honghua, the maid in Room No. 1, suddenly came up with an idea.
"Miss, we just open the door a little bit and shout a few times, and the shopkeeper will come up."
"Okay, go and shout!" the arrogant woman ordered.
Honghua bent over, squeezed her buttocks tightly, and moved her little feet towards the door little by little.
After shouting twice, the shopkeeper heard the voice and immediately put down his work and came to the private room.
As soon as he opened the door, a fart smell like a powerful aphrodisiac rushed into the shopkeeper's nostrils.
The shopkeeper's eyes rolled several times in his eye sockets and he almost fainted from the smoke.
Fortunately, I was able to hold onto the door frame and stabilize my body.
The shopkeeper was disgusted by the stench in the private room and couldn't bear to step in. He just stood at the door, pinching his nose with his hand and said, "Miss, you...what are you doing?"
The arrogant woman stood up and was about to speak when another series of fart sounds came out, "Puff puff puff..."
This made her so embarrassed that if there was a rat hole at this moment, she would definitely hide in it!
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