The retired man went into the wrong book, and his beautiful husband loved him

Yunshan happily went to Yunqingyuan to report.

As for the details, I won’t go into details to avoid polluting the ears of the two masters.

As soon as the hour of Hai arrived, Yunshan prepared to take a bath.

Standing next to the bathtub, Yunshan took out the fruit he had been holding for a long time and ate it all in just a few bites.

It was not what he had imagined. Such a beautiful fruit had no taste. If he had to describe the taste, it would be like cooked yam beans, with a light fragrance.

After eating the fruit and just about to get into the bathtub, Yunshan felt a stomachache.

Yunshan was so sad that he wanted to cry, but he couldn't even cry. If he had known, he wouldn't have taken off so much. He quickly grabbed a coat, put it on, and ran to the toilet.

Fortunately, there were few people around at the moment and no one competed with him for it, otherwise they would have to pull it on their bodies.

For the first time, Yunshan felt that the human body could carry so much dirt. From the moment he squatted down, the stool could be described as flowing out like a torrent. It took a full quarter of an hour before the abdominal pain stopped.

It would have been fine if it was just that, he had never smelled such a stinky smell before!

The stench was so widespread that it spread not only to the toilet area but also to their bedroom. Even with the doors and windows closed, the room was unable to withstand the stench.

Mo Er, Mo Wu and Mo Qi were preparing to rest in the room at this time, and they rolled their eyes directly because of the stench.

Mo Qi pinched his nose to find the source of the stench, and saw Yunshan coming out of the toilet with his nose covered.

"Brother Shan, did you blow up the toilet? Why is it so smelly, yue~" Mo Qi didn't even let go of the hand that was pinching his nose, and he was retching from the flushing. He quickly turned around and went back to the house, lit some incense, and sealed the gaps between the doors and windows.

Yunshan stayed there for three seconds, but he couldn't stand it anymore, so he hurried back to his room and closed the doors and windows.

Unfortunately, the awful smell didn't dissipate at all. Yunshan felt that he must have been marinated, otherwise why did the room seem to stink too, even more so!

He sniffed himself, and it was great, this time he vomited directly because of the stench.

Only then did Yunshan realize that black, dirt-like substance was oozing out of his pores, emitting an unpleasant smell.

Yunshan quickly jumped into the bathtub. It was hard for him to accept that the stinky mud was discharged from his body. It was so smelly.

The water in the bathtub turned black in an instant. Yunshan looked at the smelly black water and fell silent.

Changing the water? He was still naked, and asking for help would definitely make him look down on and be laughed at. But the black substance continued to seep out of his pores. Yunshan thought for a moment, put on his coat, and tiptoed out of the Yun Mansion.

Yunshan didn't dare to stop for a moment and ran straight to the lake.

When I got to the lake, I didn't care that the water still smelled of fish, I dived in and washed my body first.

After soaking for more than half an hour and making sure that the dirt no longer seeped out of his skin, Yunshan left the lake, wiped his body casually, and returned to the bedroom.

As soon as he entered the yard, he was almost fainted by the stench again. Yunshan quickly moved the bathtub and poured the water out far away. He didn't dare to use the bathtub anymore, so he asked the housekeeper for a new one. Only then did he take a nice bath.

He didn't know if it was an illusion, but Yunshan felt that his skin seemed to have improved and his body was much lighter. He didn't feel any effort at all when he was carrying such a large bathtub that still contained half a bucket of water.

Yunshan only then realized the effect of this fruit. Before, he could only think of it to cleanse his essence and marrow. He never expected that he would have such an opportunity to eat the magical fruit that could cleanse his essence and marrow.

After expelling the dirt from his body, he felt as if his body had been reshaped, his dantian had expanded, and now he was full of strength.

Yunshan wanted to rush to his master immediately and kowtow three times, but he didn't dare. He could only wait until dawn to express his gratitude.

Yunhai had been hiding in the dark and observing Yunshan. After Yunshan rushed into the toilet, he almost fell off the tree because of the stench.

Then he saw Yunshan running towards the lake. After coming out of the lake, Yunhai found that he could not keep up with Yunshan. Yunshan's Qinggong suddenly improved a lot, and he couldn't keep up with him even if he tried his best!

Yunhai narrowed his eyes. He guessed the function of the fruit and knew that he would probably experience Yunshan's embarrassing moment.

Yunhai thought about it, then quietly flew out of the Yun Mansion and headed towards Guishan Mountain in the east of the city.

Guishan is a very small mountain, but there is a waterfall on the back of the mountain. The mountain is very steep, so few people go there. The sea of ​​clouds is also a place I discovered by chance. I occasionally go there to meditate when I take a break.

Yunhai took off his clothes and folded them on a rock not far from the waterfall, wearing only a pair of pants.

After thinking about Yunshan's reaction after eating the fruit, he found a place thirty steps away from the waterfall and dug a deep pit. In case he got diarrhea like Yunshan, he could defecate in the deep pit and bury it.

After arranging all this, Yunhai ate the fruit, and soon after, he began to have abdominal pain.

But unlike Yunshan, he just excreted twice as much as usual, and the abdominal pain went away.

Yunshan has a big appetite, so he loves to eat and drink, and a lot of toxins accumulate in his body. This may be the reason why he blew up the toilet.

Yunhai also did not forget to analyze it.

But soon, black dirt began to seep out of the surface of his skin, which was also smelly.

After Yunhai dealt with the deep pit, he flew to the foot of the waterfall and began to meditate naked.

The water flow wasn't too fast, and it didn't hurt. Yun Hai Gong used internal energy to help expel impurities from the body.

Soon my body felt refreshed and the unpleasant smell was diluted a lot by the water.

After the body completely stopped excreting waste, Yunhai stood up, used his internal energy to dry his body, and put on his clothes.

His dantian felt hot, and Yunhai felt that he was about to make a breakthrough, so he quickly sat on a rock and began to practice.

Sure enough, the bottleneck that had been stuck for a long time was suddenly broken through. Yunhai felt extremely refreshed all over, and the volume of his dantian also expanded a lot. Yunhai clenched his fists secretly, and at this moment he really wanted to shout with joy.

By the time Yunhai returned to his residence, the stench left by Yunshan had almost dissipated. The boy was so excited that he couldn't sleep and was boxing vigorously in the yard.

Yunhai chuckled and flew down to fight him.

The two men fought each other, becoming more and more excited, and it was obvious that each other's martial arts had improved by leaps and bounds.

"That's not right! I was promoted after eating the fruit. After eating the fairy fruit, it stinks. It's impossible that I'm the only one who stinks." Yunshan was a little overwhelmed. Why was he the only one who stinks? He was laughed at by others. It was unscientific.

Yunhai smiled faintly: "It stinks, so I went to the mountains."

Yunshan was even more devastated: "You are so cunning, why didn't you tell me earlier!" But then he thought, those two will be back soon, and the master will probably give it to them, and then he will make them both embarrassed!

Yunshan thought about it and forgot about being angry with Yunhai, and started to laugh to himself.