After binding the investment system, I began to cultivate the empress

Li Mo: “…”

What a shabby pun.

Because contestant Shangwu was deducted points for using a pun, judges Xiao Li and Bingtuozi unanimously decided to disqualify him from the competition.

Ok.

The main reason is that Master has such a funny sense of rubbish that if her jokes are any longer, she will die of laughter before she finishes telling them.

Please welcome contestant number two, Xiao Li!

Li Mo decided to use his ultimate move:

"There's a guy who farts really loudly. Can you guess why?"

"why?"

Shang Wu shook her head.

Li Mo: "Because he was wearing bell-bottom pants."

"Ha ha ha ha......."

"Ok?"

Ying Bing tilted his head and looked at Shang Wu who was shaking with laughter in front of him, not quite understanding.

Is this thing funny?

"You're not even laughing?"

Student Li's desire to win has come.

He still doesn’t believe it!

......

Half an hour later.

Student Xiao Li was full of doubts about his life.

The beautiful teacher’s abdominal muscles were so visible that she almost laughed out loud and cried out that she couldn’t stand it.

There are more and more little question marks on Bingtuozi's head.

Li Mo felt dry mouth and lost confidence.

He deeply doubted that Bingtuozi had no such thing as a funny point.

"I'm stupid, really."

"Oh, give up. Xiao Bing'er might not be born to like to laugh. My dear apprentice, the jokes you told are really amazing."

Shang Wu recovered her breath and shook her head.

"Oh, how can I make her laugh?"

Li Mo racked his brains and poked the corner of his mouth with a brush.

Probably trying to take the joke too seriously.

He didn't even notice that he was holding the brush upside down, and the end dipped in ink left several ink marks on his handsome face.

"puff....."

"Master, please stop laughing at me."

Li Mo wiped the corner of his mouth in annoyance, but the ink was rubbed off and his face looked like Black Cat Sheriff.

"Clam?"

Shang Wu turned around.

Seeing his current appearance, the smile that had just been suppressed burst out again, and his cheeks were raised high but couldn't be restrained.

“Geese, geese, geese, geese…”

Obviously, Master's laughter was different from just now.

"Ok?"

Li Mo was stunned and looked back.

There was still a trace of afterglow in the setting sun, struggling not to sink to the west.

This afterglow happened to shine on the girl, making her pair of icy mirror-like eyes a mixture of light and dark.

The hair lifted by the gentle evening breeze blurred her face and the slightly upturned corners of her mouth.

But the novice painter reflected in his eyes was so clear.

Li Mo suddenly felt that he could not feel the passage of time, as if time had stopped.

The world-famous painting is right in front of him.

"What are you drawing? Just standing there."

Shang Wu patted his shoulder.

"Ow."

Li Mo quickly came back to his senses.

Concentrating fully, he picked up his brush and added a beautiful smile to the blank face of the girl on the scroll.

Do not know why.

After writing these few strokes, he felt his mind go empty and a feeling of fatigue washed over him.

"Is it all right? Is it all right?"

Shang Wu leaned her head forward.

"This...is me?"

Ying Bing also looked at it intently.

The girl in the painting made her feel both strange and familiar.

Because even she herself couldn't remember what she looked like when she smiled.

however.

Under Li Mo's pen, only a few strokes can bring out the natural charm.

The coolness and brightness were perfectly blended together by those few strokes.

This smile seems eternal and lifelike, as if another her is standing quietly before my eyes.

She looked at him in the moonlight, and an inexplicable emotion spread in her heart.

rustle--

The evening breeze blows, and the leaves are rustling in the wind.

Looking at the strange yet familiar girl in the painting, Ying Bing was slightly dazed at this moment.

In my previous life, what was I doing at this time?

She endures the torture of extreme cold every day, wandering in the dark Qingyuan Mountains, searching for the soul that is calling her from somewhere.

All the evil-minded people and hungry beasts died under her sword.

That memory is filled with darkness, coldness and vagueness.

But the moonlight is really beautiful today.

Looking at myself smiling in the painting.

The moonlight shines brightly.

A seed planted in the ice at some unknown time seems to be quietly taking root and sprouting...

"Tsk, I'm so awesome."

Li Mo couldn't help but straighten his chest, with the corners of his mouth slightly raised, and he was almost about to put his hands on his hips.