"That's about right. The demigods in the Bright Continent all rely on me now. If I'm unhappy, they'll cry too." R'lyeh said with a smile.
"Then how did you do it? Did you threaten or intimidate them? Or did you go on a killing spree in the Continent of Light until they were afraid of you." The God of Intimidation, who exuded evil power, also spoke at this time.
"No, I didn't threaten them, nor did I kill anyone." R'lyeh shook his head.
"Then you bewitched them with lies?" This time it was the God of Deception and Lies who spoke.
"nor."
"Then how did you do it?"
"Um...I gave them a little favor."
When R'lyeh said this, the evil gods present couldn't help but nod their heads repeatedly.
"It seems that you, the God of Greed, are still somewhat useful. But then again, what kind of benefits can make the entire Bright Continent willingly submit to you?"
At this time, all the evil gods became very curious, and even Azathoth, who was sitting at the top, turned into a little boy who looked only fourteen or fifteen years old.
Under the questioning of the evil gods, R'lyeh immediately gave an answer that was beyond their expectations.
"I opened the gates of hell for them."
"Hmm? I've talked about the bad things, what about the good things?"
"This is the benefit. They begged me to open the gates of hell for them, and they refused to close them. They toasted me, gave me gifts, and tried every possible means to force me to open it."
As soon as R'lyeh said this, the temple instantly became quiet, and all the evil gods looked at him as if he were a fool.
"Are you saying that those people from the Bright Continent are begging you to open the gates of hell? You should be my God of Deception and Lies. You lie more naturally than I do."
"Why would I lie to you? Everything I said is true." In order to prove that he was not lying, Laleye immediately took out a small part of the gifts he had received before.
Cigarettes, beer, liquor, snacks, and various gadgets. After giving some to each evil god, he introduced the uses of these things one by one.
After listening to his introduction, the evil gods immediately tried it out of curiosity.
The God of Nightmares was smoking, the God of Deception and Lies was drinking beer, the God of Intimidation was chewing betel nut, the God of Jealousy was eating instant noodles, and even the God of Blindness and Stupidity, Azathoth, was given a bag of Wangzai Niubi Candy.
When these evil gods had almost tasted the food, R'lyeh looked at them with anticipation.
"How about it, are these things good?"
"I have some more here, you all can try it."
As he spoke, he picked out a few more gifts from the pile and distributed them to the evil gods present.
Snacks, drinks, eight-treasure porridge, melon seeds, peanuts, and sausages, nothing was left out.
"Now you know I didn't lie to you, right? These goodies were all given to me by those people at their begging. I didn't really want them at first, but you know, even though I'm an evil god, the kindness in my heart can never be erased, so in the end, I had no choice but to accept them."
"You can eat and drink as much as you want. They said that if I am willing to protect them, they will offer me so many good things every month."
"I already manage Hell, and now I have to manage the Bright Continent as well. Unlike you, who only need to manage your own plane, I am truly the envy of the gods."
After saying that, Lalye lit a Double Happiness cigarette for himself.
At this moment, the eyes of all the evil gods present fell on him.
They really couldn't understand how the useless R'lyeh could take over the Bright Continent that even they couldn't take over.
At this moment, Lalyeh, who had taken a puff of cigarette, suddenly said something.
"By the way, I just took over the Bright Continent. How about I take you for a walk around there so you don't think I'm talking nonsense?"
As soon as these words were spoken, the evil gods present instantly became interested.
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