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"What is he doing? Trying to bribe me? You must be joking! Can they bribe me, the great Evil God?"

As he said this, R'lyeh was about to smash the gifts on the ground into ashes with one palm.

But before he could do anything, Freddy stood in front of him.

"No, no, no, no! These are all good things, Holy Lord!"

"Good stuff? These things don't even have divine power, how can they be good stuff!" Lalye looked unconvinced.

"Those things are worth 3 million magic crystals, of course they are good stuff!"

"Magic crystals? Magic crystals are useless!" R'lyeh continued with disdain. "To me, magic crystals are just like stones on the roadside."

"They're trying to bribe me with this garbage, but forget it! I'm going to destroy it!"

As he said this, R'lyeh was about to attack again, and this time more cultists came running over.

"Holy Lord, please don't do anything. These are really good things!"

"Yes, yes, yes, we usually don't want to buy these things." As he said this, a cultist took out a pack of Hongshuangxi from his pocket.

As cult members, they do not have a fixed source of income like the Church of Light, and it is even more impossible for them to earn magic crystals in an open and aboveboard manner. The little magic crystals they have are basically used to purchase research materials, and each one is poorer than the other.

After accidentally coming into contact with cigarettes, they became addicted. Cigarettes not only make them more energetic, but also give them more inspiration when they have no ideas.

So this thing soon became a best-seller within the Church of the Evil God. People would feel uncomfortable if they didn't smoke it for a day.

Just now, when they saw boxes of cigarettes being carried out, their eyes widened.

"Holy Lord, would you like to try it? This thing is really good." In order to persuade La'lyeh, a believer took out a cigarette, lit it and handed it to La'lyeh.

Looking at the cigarette in front of him, R'lyeh couldn't help but feel a little curious.

At this moment, Freddy also lit a cigarette for himself, and while smoking it, he did not forget to teach R'lyeh how to smoke.

Under his careful teaching, Lalyye quickly mastered a new skill - smoking.

After smoking a pack in a row, his gaze towards the pile of gifts in front of him changed slightly.

"This thing seems interesting."

Seeing that R'lyeh was interested in the pile of gifts in front of him, his cultists quickly struck while the iron was hot and started selling him other goods.

"Holy Lord, this wine is also very good, please try it."

As he spoke, Freddy took out a bottle of Maotai wine from among the gifts, poured out a glass and handed it to Lalyye.

When curious R'lyeh drank the wine in the cup in one gulp, he couldn't help but nodded.

“This thing is not bad either.”

"Holy Lord, here are some beer and red wine. Please try them too."

Under the instigation of a group of cultists, R'lyeh tried all the cigarettes and alcohol on the scene. As an evil god who had been sleeping for many years, he had never tasted these good things and got drunk on the spot.

"Holy Lord, please try this instant noodle. The pickled cabbage and beef flavor is simply amazing. I eat this for three meals a day now. It's convenient and delicious."

"I think the chicken stewed with mushrooms is the best."

"No, no, no, seafood noodles are the best."

"And this self-heating hot pot tastes great too."

"These snacks are also very delicious, and this happy water must be iced."

"Holy Lord, would you like some milk tea?"

"Holy Lord, please sit on this sofa. It's much more comfortable than your throne."

"Holy Lord, this dress will definitely look good on you."

......

For several hours, accompanied by his cultists, R'lyeh tried out all the gifts presented by Arthur and others.

After trying it, he couldn't help but sigh in his heart: "I dare not weave such wonderful dreams for those mortals."