Release the Douyin fairyland version, the Holy Land Patriarch broke the defense

"As the saying goes, if you lose a fight, you'll be disgraced, and if you win, you'll go to jail. Forget about your bamboo sword diagram. Few people use traditional immortal swords these days. Come, have some tea."

After saying that, he picked up the cup of pearl milk tea in front of him.

After taking a big sip, an expression of enjoyment appeared on his face.

"You know what, the tea here is different from the tea we used to drink. It has pearls and water chestnuts in it, which makes it taste quite different."

After he chewed and swallowed the pearls in his mouth, he turned to another young scholar and asked:

"Brother Zhou, I heard you were writing a novel on Tomato Novel. What's the title? I'd like to go and read it."

As soon as these words came out, the young scholar whom he called Brother Zhou immediately showed an embarrassed expression on his face.

"It's better not to. I saw on TikTok that it's best not to tell your friends and family the title of your book, as it will affect the algorithm and the number of people who give it."

"Is that so? Could it be that Brother Zhou's book title also has more than ten words like those people's?"

"How could it be! All I wrote were Confucian classics." The young Confucian scholar said seriously, but his palms had already started to sweat. He couldn't say that the name of his novel was called Rebirth of the God, Immortal Emperor, Demon King and Demon Lord All Love Me, which was not only BL, but also a harem binary novel. It was disrespectful to describe it as insulting.

He didn't want to write, but there was nothing he could do because he was earning too much.

"Brother Liu, haven't you always liked music? Then you can publish your own songs on Douyin. Have you ever tried it?"

At this time, the scholar with a long beard turned his attention to another elegant young man with a jade flute on his waist.

"Of course, but the response wasn't very good. They all said my lyrics and music weren't passionate enough and too subtle, so I followed the advice of netizens and signed up for Qiuqiu Music. After signing up for membership yesterday and listening for a few hours, I suddenly discovered a type of music that suits me perfectly."

When Master Yuxiao said this, he became excited.

"Oh? What kind of music?"

"Rap! Also known as hip-hop."

"Rap? Hip-hop?" the other three people at the table asked with confusion.

"Yes! Shall I perform a piece for you?"

"Alright! It's been a while since I've heard Brother Liu sing. I'm all ears."

"Okay, wait a moment, I'll get ready."

As he spoke, Master Yuxiao took out a pair of sunglasses bought from Bingxixi and a metal necklace.

After putting on his sunglasses and necklace, he stood up and faced the three people.

When everything was ready, he started his solo.

"That year I went to Beijing to take the imperial examination."

"I have very little luggage."

"You said that one should start studying early.

"I say getting up late is good for your health."

"Cram, cramming."

......

After finishing the song, Master Yuxiao saw that the three people in front of him were dumbfounded.

"What's wrong? I can't sing well."

"No, no, no, it's fine. It's fine. People out here have very unique preferences."

"It's all music anyway, so naturally I should choose what others like. I actually like this kind of music too."

"Brother Zhao, I haven't played chess with you in a while. Do you have time to play a game today? Let's see if my chess skills have improved."

The Confucian cultivator holding the pearl milk tea shook his head when he heard this.

"I haven't played chess these past two days, and I discovered something else interesting."

"what?"

"Mahjong is much more interesting than Go. If we have time, we can play a few rounds together. Go can only be played by two people, but Mahjong can be played by four people."

Just when the four of them were chatting enthusiastically, the painter named Wu suddenly looked at his phone in surprise.

"Huh? The Immortal Lord urgently summoned us painters to his residence. Could it be that he has something to tell us?"

"Immortal Lord summoned me?"

More than ten minutes later, Wu Youqian arrived at the Immortal Lord's Palace.

When he arrived at the Immortal Lord's Mansion, he found that there were actually quite a few painters in the Mansion. These painters were all like him, practicing the art of painting, which was a branch of Confucianism.