The ancients watched me play the Starry Sky Railway

Chapter 479 Is it appropriate for you to say something like "laxative"?

"I think she understands her own fate better than you do—one day, she will be overwhelmed by the increasingly fierce Moon Madness in battle, and ultimately be torn apart in deformation and rage."

“Even the god you worship—the ‘hunting’ Lan—could not save her from this fate… On the contrary, he could bring her liberation.”

"And the only cure is in my hands."

Hu Lei said calmly.

Jiao Qiu said weakly, "Are you a healer or am I a healer? Are you so confident in your own judgment?"

"Heh... I should go now, fox man. Before I leave, you know what I'm going to do, right?" Hu Lei licked his lips, his eyes flashing with bloodthirsty light.

"Drinking blood wine... I heard that the Buli people's war custom is to kill prisoners and drink their blood before going into battle to stimulate their madness." Jiao Qiu's tone was calm, as if it wasn't him who was about to be drunk.

"You've put a lot of effort into studying us... but your journey ends here."

"Hu Lei chuckled, lifted the pepper mound, and bit down on his collarbone!"

(Salmon is really kind. In Beng II, Jiao Qiu was already in pieces. Even in Beng III, Jiao Qiu was bound to die... Unlike Beng Tie, he was just blinded.)

"Ugh...Ahhhh!" Jiaoqiu screamed in pain, and the sound of swallowing and breaking bones filled his ears.

"But even Hu Lei didn't notice."

"Even though Jiaoqiu was in so much pain, the corners of his mouth seemed to slightly raise a few arcs."

"Jiao Qiu's expression...did he put poison in his own body?!"

Su Shi took a deep breath.

Just seeing Hu Lei taking a bite made him feel pain!

Eat it raw?

"It is indeed possible." Su Zhe remembered the green pepper theory that Jiao Qiu had mentioned before.

If you want someone to eat something they don't want to eat, just crush it up and mix it with the food!

The same goes for the poison. Hu Lei definitely doesn't want to drink the poison, but he definitely wants to drink Jiao Qiu's blood.

"Ordinary poisons won't be enough to kill Hu Lei, who has such a strong vitality! In other words, even if Hu Lei doesn't kill Jiao Qiu after drinking the blood, he probably won't survive..."

Use your own life to kill the evil beast Hu Lei.

What a warrior!

…………

"In that smile, Jiao Qiu seemed to see the past again, the time when he first met Fei Xiao."

"You...are Healer Jiaoqiu?" the girl asked.

"What do you want from me?"

"I heard that you saved me that time. Thank you."

“You’re welcome.”

"If you're a healer, can you cure my moon madness?" the girl's eyes gleamed with anticipation.

"After a moment of silence, Jiao Qiu asked, "So what if you're cured? Are you going to go to the battlefield again to die? Listen to my advice, child. Your physical condition is not suitable for going to the battlefield again."

"So, can you 'cure' war?" Fei Xiao asked again.

“What did you say?” Jiao Qiu was completely confused by what he said: “I’m just a healer. All I can do is—”

"So, what you can do is heal us, and let us 'heal' the war." Fei Xiao interrupted him, speaking with full energy.

Jiao Qiu was stunned for a moment, then burst out laughing. "How shameless of you, little girl! This war has lasted for thousands of years and will continue! You're just courting death by talking about 'healing' the war!"

"Just as you doctors work hard to save lives and heal the wounded, but there will still be disease and death in this world, we will continue to fight."

"I cannot speak for those who are no longer with us. But I know that General Yue Yu... and all the warriors who never returned did not die in vain."

“They want more people to return home alive, just like you did.”

"Feixiao still seems very optimistic."

"Jiaoqiu fell completely silent."

"Jiaoqiu, I command you! Heal me!"

"Fei Xiao's voice from the past still seemed to echo in my ears, and the smile on Jiao Qiu's lips became more and more obvious."

"How do I get a picky eater to eat bell peppers?"

"How do you get a suspicious wolf to take poison?"

"Feixiao, I did it."

"The gift from this evil wolf... you shall accept it."

"People without secrets...are merely prey, their flesh torn apart and left to die miserably."

"Drink my blood to your heart's content... Hu Lei. Unfortunately, I'm not without secrets. I still harbor a rather insignificant one..."

"Dian Tui San... I drank it long ago, and the poison has spread throughout my body... Sooner or later... it will take effect on you."

"The world's worst poison...if it can save innocent lives, it can even be called a good medicine..."

"I will do my best to heal Feixiao. I have fulfilled my promise. I will sacrifice this insignificant life... to bring victory to Yaoqing."

"So it's the Dian Que San that Jiao Qiu mentioned earlier. I thought it was a laxative."

Why did Liu Chan feel a little disappointed?

“???” Zhuge Liang looked up at him in shock.

No, Your Majesty, what did you say?

Is it appropriate for you to say something like "a laxative" when it's so touching?!

"No, no, Father, that's not what I meant!"

Liu Chan also felt that what he said was not quite right, and hurriedly tried to make amends:

"The main thing is that Jiao Qiu has a history of using laxatives, so I have a preconceived notion! Besides, Father Xiang, don't you think laxatives are very powerful?"

"Just imagine, if during a fight, the Starry Sky Train suddenly took off, spewing excrement crazily on the ground..."

"Stop talking, stop talking! Your Majesty, please stop talking!" Zhuge Liang hurriedly called for a stop.

This image is too strong.

If it really happens as His Majesty said, he feels that the unlucky ones will not be Hu Lei, but Yan Qing and the others!

It's all shit!

…………

"Now, on the Jingfeng ship."

"Ugh!" Hu Lei couldn't help but let go of his hand, letting Yan Qing fall to the ground. He covered his forehead and kept backing away. His vision gradually blurred, and blood kept flowing out of his eyes, nostrils, and ears!

"Yun Li didn't miss this opportunity. She shouted loudly and swung her giant sword at Hu Lei."

"The tall Hu Lei was immediately thrown hundreds of meters away!"

"You're really... unscrupulous." Hu Lei gritted his teeth and stood up.

"But he doesn't seem to hate the person who drugged him. Instead, he seems to admire him."

"In his view, war means seeking victory by any means necessary!"

Duke Xiang of Song: "A-choo!"

Why does it feel like someone is teasing him?

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