The ancients watched me play the Starry Sky Railway
Chapter 1: Star Dome Railway, Start
"Brother, let me tell you, I bought the On-Time Delivery. If you're slow and you're 15 minutes late, I'll pay you 15 yuan. We'll split it in half. The last rider was ignorant, so I gave him a bad review. Do you understand?"
Listening to the customer's voice coming from the phone, Su Hua's expression was indescribable.
Is there a possibility that the money deducted by Junshibao is my money?
He wanted to explain to the customer, but the other party hung up the phone without hesitation.
"What a psycho!" Su Hua couldn't help but curse out loud.
He finally understood why some people on the Internet said that many people were mildly mentally retarded, but they could take care of themselves, so they were treated as normal people.
As for this customer, if he wasn't mentally retarded, he would have eaten the phone on the spot... Never mind, it's his only phone, and he can't afford a new one if he eats it, so why bother himself?
Nowadays, if the food is delivered on time, money will be deducted. If the food is delivered late, money will be deducted. Is it okay to deduct money from the customers?
Su Hua's eyes became increasingly dangerous as he looked at the takeaway in his hand.
"Damn it, whoever wants to deliver this crappy takeout can do so! I won't deliver it anymore! You want to make money from me, the Timely Treasure, right? I'll eat your takeout! I'll eat, eat, eat!"
At this time, Su Hua's resentment was so heavy that he could support at least ten evil sword immortals. He didn't care about anything else and just opened his mouth to eat.
After finishing the takeout and feeling full, my smart IQ started to take over again.
"If he's not delivering food, what else is he doing? Is he going to livestream?"
Su Hua had a bitter face. It was not like he had not tried live streaming before.
Although he has a face that is one-tenth as handsome as the readers of Tomato Novel, he is a socially anxious person and dares not show his face in the live broadcast room. He even wears a mask when delivering food.
Otherwise, he could make a fortune just by looking at his face.
More importantly, he doesn't know how to do anything fancy. The live broadcasts he made had no show effect at all and couldn't become popular at all.
Whenever he sees those great people who can earn tens of thousands or even hundreds of thousands of dollars in a live broadcast, he is so envious that he wishes he could replace them.
"Ding! Congratulations to the host for successfully binding to the live broadcast system."
"Huh?" Su Hua's eyes lit up.
System? He actually has a system?
"Brother Tongzi, tell me what abilities you have?"
"Ding! After the host starts the live broadcast, he will receive a certain amount of rewards based on the popularity of the live broadcast room and the audience's evaluation of the live broadcast. The higher the popularity and the higher the evaluation, the better the reward."
"Ah, this..." Su Hua felt uncomfortable.
If his livestreaming was popular, would he still need the system? He would have already taken off long ago, buying all the villas and luxury cars!
"Never mind, let's try a live broadcast! Maybe this system has a hidden function that can help me attract people?" Su Hua gritted his teeth and decided to give it a try.
After all, it's the system! If he doesn't trust the system, how can he believe that the factory boss will give him a high-paying screw-driving job?
Throw the finished takeaway into the trash can and block the phone number of that stupid customer.
Su Hua got on his electric scooter and hummed a song all the way home.
Squeak!
With a sudden brake, Su Hua got out of the car, locked the electric scooter downstairs, and then ran all the way back to his rental house. After a lot of searching, he finally found the live broadcast equipment he had bought before.
"Phew, luckily it's not broken. There are a lot of rats in this broken house. If they had damaged my equipment, I wouldn't have anywhere to cry."
"But what should I stream? Maybe games? When I streamed games before, the most viewers were always gaming, with a full ten people!"
"And choosing a popular game will make it easier to attract people."
"Then it's your turn. Star Dome Railway, start!"
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Daqin, Xianyang.
Emperor Qin Shi Huang was handling government affairs. The Qin State had just unified the six kingdoms and there was a lot of work to be done. The bamboo slips of government affairs sent from all over the country had almost piled up into a small mountain.
Rumble!
Suddenly, there were bursts of thunder outside.
Then, Zhao Gao came crawling in, wailing as if his parents had died: "Your Majesty, Your Majesty, something terrible has happened!"
Without even looking up, Ying Zheng said calmly, "What's all the commotion?"
"Your Majesty, the sky is cracked!" Zhao Gao pointed outside with a look of horror.
"What did you say?!" Ying Zheng slammed the table and walked straight out of the hall without paying any attention to Zhao Gao.
Although Zhao Gao was afraid, he did not dare to disobey him and had to follow closely behind him.
As soon as Ying Zheng stepped out of the door, a huge sky curtain that spanned the sky and almost tore the entire sky apart appeared before his eyes.
"The sky is really cracked..." Ying Zheng's face darkened.
He had just decided not to divide the world into fiefdoms and to adopt the county system, but the heavens split apart like this. Could it be that heaven also did not allow the county system to be adopted?
No! If the kingdoms were divided again, it would simply be another cycle. In that case, what would be the point of the Qin Dynasty unifying the six kingdoms after six generations of struggle?
Just to create a new Zhao, Yan, Chu, Wei, Han, and Qi, and then let the vassal states fight each other again in the future?
If this is the case, what is the significance of the hundreds of years of hard work of the Great Qin Dynasty? What is the significance of the hundreds of years of hard work of the old Qin people?
He firmly believed that the county system was the future of the Qin Dynasty! If the heavens did not allow it, he would personally go to Mount Tai to offer sacrifices and argue with the heavens!
"I hereby issue an order. To bless me in unifying the six kingdoms, Heaven has sent down a strange phenomenon from heaven and earth as a sign of good fortune. All ministers are invited to the palace to discuss matters."
The guard on the side: "???"
No, Your Majesty, the sky is cracked, how can it be auspicious?
I have never been to school, so please don't lie to me.
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Han Dynasty, Luoyang.
Liu Bang finally defeated Xiang Yu, ascended the throne at Sishui, and established Luoyang as the capital.
At this time, he had not yet listened to the advice of Lou Jing and Zhang Liang to move the capital to Chang'an.
In order to celebrate his unification of the world, Liu Bang held a banquet tonight and invited all his ministers to attend.
The ministers were toasting each other, laughing and chatting, it was very lively.
Suddenly, thunder sounded from the sky.
A soldier rushed in in a panic: "Your Majesty! Something terrible has happened! The sky has cracked!"
"What did you say?"
"How can this be?"
"How dare you fabricate such rumors? What's your intention?"
"Come here, drag him away and behead him in public!"
Seeing that none of the ministers believed them and even wanted to kill them, the soldiers became anxious and panicked.
"Hey, wait a minute." At this time, Liu Bang took a sip of wine, put down the cup in his hand, and said slowly: "Don't be impatient, let's go out and take a look first. In my opinion, it's most likely my old father congratulating me for calming the war in the world."
Among the ministers, a few of them instantly understood what Liu Bang was planning.
The old father mentioned here is not Liu Bang’s biological father, but Chidi!
Liu Bang killed a white snake to start an uprising. That white snake was no ordinary one. Liu Bang called it the Son of the White Emperor! Similarly, Liu Bang, who killed the Son of the White Emperor, was no ordinary one. He called himself the Son of the Red Emperor!
Who are Baidi and Chidi?
Modern people may not be aware of this, but people at that time were very aware of their reputation!
During the Spring and Autumn Period and the Warring States Period, the mythological systems of various countries were different.
The Chu State was centered around Donghuang Taiyi, and included Dongjun, Yunzhongjun, Xiangjun, and so on.
The State of Qi had eight lords, eight gods: the Lord of Heaven, the Lord of Earth, the Lord of War, the Lord of Yin, the Lord of Yang, the Lord of the Moon, the Lord of the Sun, and the Lord of the Four Seasons.
Similarly, countries such as Wei, Han, Zhao, and Yan also have their own mythological systems.
As for the Qin State, they believed in Four Emperors and Eight Gods.
The so-called Four Emperors refer to the White Emperor, the Blue Emperor, the Yellow Emperor, and the Red Emperor, the four supreme gods. In the mythology of the Qin Dynasty, it was these four supreme gods who created the world with their supreme power.
After the Qin Dynasty unified the world, the Qin government forcibly promoted the belief system of the Four Emperors and Eight Gods.
Then, you will understand the significance of Liu Bang’s self-proclaimed title of Son of the Red Emperor.
Son of the Creator God!
And in order to seize the world... oh no, in order to quell the unrest in the world, he even killed the son of another creator god.
Just asking you if you are cool or not?
This is much better than Dio, the son of Zeus.
Compared with this, the "The rise of the great Chu, Chen Sheng as the king" that Chen Sheng and Wu Guang came up with seems too low-class. How can books hidden in a fish's belly and the howling of a fox compare to the son of the God of Creation?
Now that the world has just been stabilized, no matter whether the sky is cracked outside or not, it is possible that ambitious people will attack him and eventually develop into a rebellion.
Therefore, Liu Bang spoke directly and made a judgment.
What sky cracked? That was my old father in heaven celebrating for me.
Steamed bun, you're not convinced? Then let your old father celebrate for you.
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Both were from the Han Dynasty, Chang'an.
Emperor Wu of Han, Liu Che, was roaring in the court.
"No money? So we can't send troops if we don't have money? Those bastards from the grassland wantonly invaded the territory of our Han Dynasty, plundered our people, and robbed the people of their wealth. They simply don't take me and the Han Dynasty seriously!"
"I just want them to know that from now on, the offensive and defensive positions have changed. If the enemy goes there, I can go there too!"
This domineering emperor instantly shocked all the ministers.
As if in response to his roar, even the heavens were roaring, and the earth-shaking thunder made some timid ministers tremble.
"Your Majesty!" Two soldiers rushed in.
"What's the matter?"
"The sky... a huge hole appeared in the sky!"
Upon hearing this, Sang Hongyang immediately stepped forward and said, "Your Majesty, this must be a warning from Heaven! This expedition may bring disaster. Please wait another two years until the treasury is full before sending out the troops!"
"Nonsense!" Liu Che snorted coldly: "Dong Zhongshu, you tell me!"
Feeling Liu Che's murderous gaze, Dong Zhongshu stepped out of the line, stiffened his neck, and said stubbornly, "Your Majesty, this is a revelation from Heaven. It is predicted that the Xiongnu will perish at the hands of the Han Dynasty!"
"Hmm." Liu Che was now satisfied. "Gentlemen, follow me out to see what is in the sky."
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Tang Dynasty, Chang'an.
Li Shimin, who was known as the strongest carbon-based creature in the seventh century, was not in a very good mood at the moment.
He seized the throne through the Xuanwu Gate Incident. Seeing an opportunity, the two khans of the Eastern Turks, Jie Li and Tu Li, led their troops straight into the city and attacked all the way to Jingyang, which was only 40 miles away from Chang'an.
Although Li Shimin, who was proficient in military tactics, set up a strategy of false attack and scared away Jie Li and Tu Li.
But the Tang Dynasty at that time was still in a state of disrepair. In order to gain time to accumulate strength, Li Shimin had to suppress his nausea and sign the humiliating Weishui Alliance with Jie Li and Tuli.
In order to wash away this shame, he worked hard to govern the country, stabilize the situation, develop the economy, and train the army vigorously, just waiting for the day in the future when he could capture those two guys, Jie Li and Tu Li, and bring them to Chang'an City to make them dance for him!
But today, he received a report from the guards saying that the sky outside was cracked.
Li Shimin's eyes went dark. Not to mention the sky, he even felt like he was about to break apart.
"Could it be that what I did at Xuanwu Gate... was truly such a grave sin? No matter how hard I try, Heaven will not forgive me?"
Since ascending the throne, Li Shimin has been working diligently and has never dared to slack off.
Because he knew his black spot at Xuanwu Gate, if he hadn't failed to accomplish something great, he could easily guess with his little toes how he would be evaluated in history books in the future.
But it’s different with great achievements!
Emperor Wu of Han was known for his aggressive military strategy, but why didn't many people criticize him? It was because he completely defeated the Xiongnu and established the backbone of the Han nation.
Li Shimin also wanted to create a feat comparable to... no, surpassing the achievements of the Qin and Han emperors! Only in this way could he wash away the black marks on him and the shame of the Weishui Alliance at the founding of the Tang Dynasty!
But why didn't God even give him this opportunity?
"Your Majesty," Empress Changsun gently grasped Li Shimin's hand. "Heaven is spurring you on. He can't wait to see the two Khans, Jie Li and Tu Li, come to Chang'an to dance."
“…Hahahahahaha, the Queen is right!” Li Shimin came out of his emo state and his endless fighting spirit emerged again.
Who says that a crack in the sky is necessarily a punishment?
If so, then he has created a great achievement that will make future generations regard the crack in the sky as an auspicious sign!
"Come, invite all the ministers to the palace to discuss the military deployment. I can't wait for Jie Li and Tu Li to come to Chang'an and dance before me!"
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Big coward, Kaifeng.
As soon as Zhao Kuangyin ascended the throne, he heard soldiers coming to report that a huge crack had appeared in the sky.
Zhao Kuangyin felt as if he had lost all his strength and means.
Could it be that this was God's punishment for him bullying orphans and widows?
Shouldn’t his Zhao family get the throne?
This is a big coward, shouldn't it be established?
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Ming Dynasty, Nanjing.
When Zhu Yuanzhang heard the news from the guards, he, who always had a bad temper, was actually a little nervous.
"Sister, what have I done wrong? Why has God sent down strange phenomena from heaven and earth to punish me?"
"Okay, at least you have fulfilled your original promise of 'expelling the barbarians and restoring China'. No matter what, God will remember this tremendous merit, right?" Empress Ma patted the back of Zhu Yuanzhang's hand and comforted him.
In fact, she was not sure either.
Because compared with those wise rulers, Zhu Yuanzhang committed too many sins of killing.
To put it in one sentence, there are great achievements, but even greater faults.
Anyway, she didn't think that a hundred years after Zhu Yuanzhang's death, history books would record that Zhu Yuanzhang was a wise ruler, and she would probably be affected as well.
But it doesn’t matter, she is Zhu Yuanzhang’s wife.
Since you enjoy this honor, you should also bear the sin accordingly.
Whether she was punished by God or insulted by future generations, she accepted it.
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In addition, there are the Spring and Autumn Period, the Warring States Period, the Three Kingdoms Period, the Jin Dynasty, the Southern and Northern Dynasties, the Five Dynasties and Ten Kingdoms Period, the Yuan Dynasty, the Qing Dynasty...
Heroes, men of letters, cowards, and countless ordinary people.
They all raised their heads and looked at the crack in the sky.
Under the gazes of countless people, the sky gradually brightened.
boom!
A huge cylinder like a car suddenly appeared in the sky, heading straight into the sky with great momentum.
A line of large characters gradually emerged.
Collapse, Starry Sky Railway!
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