Traveling through the fairy world, I monopolize all the luck in the world!

He didn't know how long he had been walking when he suddenly felt the urge to urinate.

So he leaned against the roadside, undressed, and started peeing against a big, sturdy tree.

It feels so good.

Suddenly, two cold lights flashed.

A deep voice sounded in front of him, "Don't move!"

"Fuck!" Lu Bei was so scared that he shook violently, and all the energy fell on the two cold lights.

Lu Bei quickly pulled the plug and stepped back, getting goosebumps from fear.

He looked up.

There were actually two people holding big swords behind the tree.

The two men cursed and shook off the water stains on the sword.

A man came forward holding a big knife and asked viciously, "Where are you from?"

Lu Bei patted his slightly wet pants and cursed, "How dare you peek at me while I pee!"

Another person shouted angrily, "We were two on duty here, and you almost peed in our faces!"

Lu Bei cursed, "You two bastards, how can you be on guard in the mountains? You are bandits."

After saying this, the two men smiled grimly.

Lu Bei was stunned and asked tentatively, "What's the matter? Are they really bandits?"

The two men did not answer, but stepped forward with their swords and chopped down fiercely.

Lu Beiyi got nervous and suddenly pulled out the kitchen knife, swinging his wrist hard.

Two clanging sounds.

In an instant, only the handles of the two men's swords were left.

"I'll go to you!"

After Lu Bei took aim, he suddenly kicked them one by one.

Two powerful kicks sent the two men flying.

Then he just ran away.

When we reached the hillside, because the terrain was so flat, we didn't know whether to go up or down the mountain.

He felt lost too.

He just ran around for a while, occasionally calling out Jiang Nan's name.

Lu Bei cursed inwardly, "Oh my god, I'm lost too! What kind of thing is this!"

Lu Bei had no choice but to keep moving forward.

Suddenly, a dark shadow flashed in front.

Bang.

A human-shaped object hit Lu Bei, causing him to stagger and almost fall.

The object that hit him let out a wail.

"Ouch, that hurts!" The sound of someone falling was heard at the front.

Lu Bei was furious. "You're catching up with me again, right? Damn it."

He raised his foot to kick.

Unexpectedly, the man turned over and stood up again.

The man shouted angrily, "I'm going to fight you!"

After saying that, the man rushed up very quickly, hugged Lu Bei's waist directly, and pushed him backwards.

Lu Bei wanted to take a knife.

The man seemed to sense the danger and suddenly tripped Lu Bei's feet, causing him to fall.

Lu Bei's action of taking the knife was interrupted, but after getting close to this person, he found that he had no weapon.

Lu Bei cursed, "Good boy, you dare to fight me in close combat!"

"I can't kill you!"

Lu Bei punched him repeatedly.

Two bangs.

The man was silent, as if he had fainted.

Lu Bei cursed, "You're just a weakling with speed."

Lu Bei just stood up.

The man took advantage of his unpreparedness, grabbed his feet and knocked him down again.

Lu Bei was thrown to the ground with a dull thud.

The man kicked him in the abdomen and sneered at him, "Barbarian."

"A reckless man with only strength but no agility is in vain!"

The man made another "Pooh" sound, turned around and ran away.

Lu Bei was furious, "Damn it! He actually pretended to be dead and attacked me!"

Lu Bei got up and chased after him.

The man was very fast and Lu Bei could hardly catch up with him.

The two of them chased each other all the way.

They turned around and cursed at each other on the way.

No matter how far they ran, Lu Bei was always following behind the man.

That person couldn't get rid of him.

Suddenly, the man stopped abruptly.

Lu Bei also stopped.

There is light ahead, and a group of people holding torches are walking towards here.

The man turned around and ran towards the north side of the road.

Lu Bei grabbed him and cursed, "Run, run away from me again."

The man sighed, "Brother, please let me go. I was wrong."

"It's okay if I said something wrong?" Lu Bei said jokingly.

The man said fearfully, "These people are all bandits, aren't you afraid?"

"Ah?" Lu Bei was stunned.

Looking again, they saw that the group of people holding torches had surrounded them.

At a rough glance, there are about twenty of them.

Lu Bei was stunned.

Those people raised various weapons and laughed sinisterly at the two of them, "Hehehe, I didn't expect another one to come to our door. The village chief is blessed."

"Catch them!"

Lu Bei immediately raised his hands and said, "Brother, it's a misunderstanding. I was just passing by!"

"We catch those who are just passing by." Someone came over and tied his hands skillfully.

There were too many people, all holding weapons, so Lu Bei didn't dare to resist.

"Damn it, I finally managed to escape without you stopping me," the man next to him cursed.

In the light of the torch, Lu Bei saw a handsome boy with fair skin, who was probably about the same age as him.

"You were the one who tripped me just now?" Lu Bei cursed.

"It was you who stopped me!" said the fair-skinned boy indignantly.

The bandit holding the torch shouted angrily, "Stop talking, save your energy and go back to the village to shout."

"Yes, save your strength. The village chief likes to hear louder shouts." Someone said with a smile.

Lu Bei felt something was wrong and turned around to ask, "Aren't these people bandits?"

The fair-skinned boy ignored him and glared at him, his chest heaving violently, obviously very angry.

Lu Bei was dragged up the mountain by them and began to ask, "Brothers, are you seeking wealth or life?"

The bandit in front turned around, showing his big white teeth, and said with a sinister smile, "Seeking sex!"

"what?"

Lu Bei was confused.

He was dragged stiffly up the mountain by them.

Lu Bei felt a little scalp-tingling. What did this guy mean by asking for sex?

These are a bunch of rough old men.

He didn't dare to think about it.

Started rolling his eyes.

Suddenly, he found the right opportunity and took advantage of the fact that the bandits were chatting and laughing.

He darted aside.

But it only took one second.

Suddenly, a big knife was hanging in front of him.

A burly man, about 1.9 meters tall, stood in front of him. He patted Lu Bei's chest with the blade of his sword and said with a smile, "Don't try to escape. I'm a fourth-level warrior. You can't run away."

Lu Bei turned away with an ugly look on his face.

He began to regret running so far up the mountain.

If I had known earlier, I would have stayed by the lake and waited for Jiang Nan.

It’s all because of this pretty boy.

If we hadn't been chasing him, we wouldn't have accidentally entered the bandits' lair.

The more I think about it, the angrier I get.

Lu Bei aimed at the pretty boy's butt and kicked it hard.

The man was kicked and staggered.

"Brother, he hit me!" the man said with a look of grief and anger.

Someone immediately scolded, "You, be quiet!"

Lu Bei nodded hurriedly, "I understand, big brother."

When the pretty boy saw Lu Bei making a face at him, he became even more angry.

His eyes rolled around, and he wanted to kick Lu Bei when he wasn't paying attention.

Lu Bei twisted his waist and said with a smile, "Ah, I can't hit it, hehe."

The pretty boy almost fainted from anger.

The 5'9" tall man scolded, "Behave yourself, both of you! If you move again, I'll break your legs!"

The two of them immediately became obedient.

They were led by a group of bandits to the top of the mountain.

This is a copycat.

It is called Qingfeng Village.

It was brightly lit and bustling inside.

Some people were eating meat with big mouthfuls, while others were playing rock-paper-scissors and drinking.

At a glance, there were at least thirty or forty people.

When Lu Bei took a look, he was surprised to see that there were about sixty or seventy people in the village.

I'm done now!