Coming to the Zerg: I ​​started as a useless male Zerg

Who says male insects can’t cook? Not only can male insects cook, but they can also cook deliciously.

Lan Ci glanced at Lan Qing unhappily. "A certain bug once said that cooking for a favorite bug is a way of expressing love. I wonder if that bug still remembers it."

Lan Qing certainly had an impression: "I did say that at the time. Wasn't that praising you in front of the little hero?"

Hear the word 'small'.

Lan Ci's body subconsciously shuddered, but when he saw Lan Qing's height, he felt that there was nothing wrong with it.

Lan Ci continued, "So your brainwashing was very successful. Little Lord Hero listened and insisted on learning cooking."

Lan Qing:!

No! That’s definitely not what he meant at the time!!

The doorbell rang, and the surveillance showed a delivery robot. At the same time, Lan Qing also received a message on his computer.

Lan Ci: "What did you buy?"

Lan Qing: "What else could it be? The little hero has already completed his three growth stages, so of course he can use some things."

……

The air is a little awkward.

Lan Ci tentatively said a word: "Toy?"

This kid actually dares to buy toys?

"..."

Lan Qing: "Hey, hey, hey, what are you thinking about? I'm talking about the mental potion."

The atmosphere became even more awkward.

Lan Ci: "Yeah, that's what I said."

Lan Qing: “…”

Lan Ci: "Anyway, that's it."

Lan Qing: "Brother, there's something wrong with you."

Lan Ci: "Shut up!"

Lan Qing: "Oh."

After signing for the mental power potion, I looked at the little master who was still busy in the kitchen.

Lan Qing still asked, "After all, this is my first time marrying a bug, so I have no experience. Do you think I should buy some toys just in case?"

Lan Ci: “…”

There were so many complaints that Lan Ci didn't know where to begin. In the end, he uttered two words: "Buy it."

Lan Qing: "Okay."

Zhu Yan came out of the kitchen: "What are you talking about? What are you holding in your hands?"

Lan Qing and Lan Ci quickly hid the things in their hands behind their backs and hurriedly evaded the question: "Oh, nothing."

Bamboo inkstone:?

It was obvious that they had something to hide, but they didn't expose it.

Zhu Yan: "Please wait a moment, the milk tea is not ready yet. It tastes delicious."

Lan Qing and Lan Ci nodded in unison.

Seeing Zhu Yan return to the kitchen, Er Chong breathed a sigh of relief, then reacted.

That's not right! They're holding psychotropic substances!

What's so good about this thing?

……

Lan Qing bought two mental power potions in total, one high-grade and one special-grade. Both were in the form of small and exquisite test tubes, similar to the test tubes containing diuretics, but smaller.

Zhu Yan looked around and said, "Just drink it, right?"

Lan Ci and Lan Qing looked at each other, exchanged glances, and pushed and shoved each other.

Zhu Yan: “?”

What kind of charades are these two playing?

After a while, Lan Qing walked forward.

Under Zhu Yan's gaze, he silently opened one side of the test tube, revealing a long and thin needle inside.

竹砚：(*?1?9?1?5?1?9)!!

What kind of horrible thing just popped up out of nowhere?!

Lan Qing said: "The doctor's advice is to inject it on the forehead or somewhere close to the brain..."

竹砚：e=e=e=(?1?9◇?1?9?1?7)?1?7

(Zhu Yan silently retreats a few steps)

Lan Qing: "But you can hit other places too."

Bamboo inkstone:...(＿＿)ノ｜

That's okay, that's okay...

I don’t know who Lan Qing learned this habit of breathing heavily when talking from. It almost scared the cat into having a stress reaction.

Looking at Zhu Yan who was obviously relieved, Lan Qing gave a wicked smile as if his plan had succeeded.

Then he reached his hand behind his head and made an "OK, done!" gesture to Lan Ci behind him.

Lan Ci clapped silently.

awesome.

Just a few simple words made the little boy no longer afraid of injections.

*

Zhu Yan lay on the bed and closed his eyes, leaving the injection to Lan Qing. It was too difficult for him to do it himself.

Lan Qing skillfully opened two bottles of psychiatric drugs and began to inject them into one of the little hero's arms one after another.

Because Zhu Yan is now S-level, using only one high-level psychic potion is not enough. (Recap: After using the special-level one, you can no longer use the high-level one~)