Coming to the Zerg: I ​​started as a useless male Zerg

Hahaha……!

Xiao Wang was confused: [Host, what's the matter?]

Zhu Yan took out his notebook and began to review everything one by one:

[Making me cry on the first day of our marriage counts as one;

Over the years, I was bullied and cried 268 times.

To satisfy his own selfish desires, he tricked me into having nothing to wear except his shirt, a total of 151 times;

He trapped me in the cat den and bullied me 65 times;

On the 阳台… …

The study...

There is also time for spiritual training...】

Zhu Yan spoke incessantly and eloquently.

Every single one of them, every single example, left Xiao Wang stunned: [……]

Wow~ Has that little notebook been filled up?!

After finishing the inventory, Zhu Yan put the notebook away.

He skillfully locked Xiao Wang in a small dark room, and then cast a spell to make it snow heavily.

Zhu Yan: [Keep building your snowman. I think your Snowman Legion could use some expansion.]

What happens next is indecent.

Snowflakes were falling in the small dark room. Little Wang stood there in the snow in a daze. Soon, his body was covered with snow.

Xiao Wang lay in the snow with tears streaming down his face: [Host... I'm about to vomit from making a snowman...]

Ignore Lan Ci's struggle in his arms.

Zhu Yan ran straight to the bedroom with the bug in his arms. He had to hurry up, as it would take a long time to settle so many accounts. The time was tight and the task was heavy.

(After much thought, I think it would be better to let the other ones appear briefly, just to go through the motions.)

(so……)

——Protecting cats protects your physical and mental health——

For Zhu Yan, life is really good now, and it is getting better and better.

It hurts Lan Ci's waist...

When he was finally allowed to get up from the bed, Lan Ci had already lost all desire to live. He had lived for over a hundred years, but he never expected that he was the one who was naive in the end.

As a female insect... she almost died in bed because of doing this with her male master?

Trying to stretch his body, Lan Ci heard a "kaba" sound from his waist joints. He lay back down again and pounded the bed with his fists in frustration.

I am truly a disgrace to female insects...

When Zhu Yan came in with lunch, he saw Lan Ci with his head buried in the quilt. He seemed unable to accept this reality and was unwilling to come out.

Zhu Yan suppressed his inner laughter and reached out to lift the quilt, but Lan Ci held him tightly and he couldn't succeed.

"Aci, wife, get up and eat."

Zhu Yan poked the bulge on the bed with his finger, his tone full of concern: "I went too far, so did it make you feel uncomfortable?"

Lan Ci:!!

Lan Ci, whose reverse scale was touched, suddenly got out of the bed and immediately retorted: "I'm not feeling uncomfortable, I'm just a little tired from work recently, and I want to sleep a little longer."

hiss~

Lan Ci's body tensed up. The movement just now was too big, and his waist seemed to be sprained again...

Zhu Yan also heard the "click" sound.

But looking at Lan Ci who was still holding on as if nothing had happened.

竹砚：（–_–）

Haha, it's a shame to save face.

Zhu Yan didn't expose her: "Aci, eat something first. I made you some lean meat porridge."

*

Lan Ci quickly devoured the large portion of food.

Zhu Yan smiled gently, but his eyes quietly looked at the information area on the back of Lan Ci's neck.

At this time, Lan Ci was completely unaware of the danger.

Instead, after eating, he subconsciously cared about his little master's stomach: "Little master, you probably haven't eaten yet, aren't you hungry?"

Tsk!

Zhu Yan was dissatisfied.

It's the 'little' hero again.

Zhu Yan buried his head in the crook of his wife's neck and sniffed softly: "Aci, have you forgotten? You should call me Ayan."

I took out a little notebook in my mind: If you call the wrong name, add one more time.

(So ​​actually, Lazy Cat does hold grudges in his little notebook, but some are big and some are small. Sometimes I’m lazy and don’t write them down to save time.)

The obedient and soft little hero in his memory suddenly became domineering. Lan Ci was still a little uncomfortable, but he still changed his words: "A Yan, are you hungry?"

Zhu Yan: "Hungry."

Lan Ci: "Then you should eat by yourself first, I'm..."

Before he could finish his words, Zhu Yan came forward again and said, "It just so happens that Ah Ci is full too, it's my turn."