Coming to the Zerg: I ​​started as a useless male Zerg

He could have taken something else; the effect would be the same.

So this conjecture is not valid.

When male insects fall asleep, their bodies will unconsciously emit some soothing pheromones. These pheromones are the best sleeping pills for tired or insomniac female insects.

Because of the material of the filling of the small quilt, it has a very strong adsorption capacity for pheromones. If it is not cleaned with special detergents, the pheromones can be retained for a long time.

So over time, the Lord's little quilt was filled with a large amount of this soothing substance.

This is the main reason why Lan Qing took it away.

To put it simply, soothing substances are also pheromones.

Lan Qing wanted to do something bad with the little hero's quilt when he was tossing and turning in the middle of the night!

Lan Ci was so angry that he wished he could immediately appear in front of Lan Qing and beat him up.

Lying in Lan Ci's arms, Zhu Yan quickly calmed down.

Forget it, I'll just lend it to my wife temporarily. I'll return the quilt when he comes back.

Lan Ci: "I'll go get the quilt back."

Hearing his firm assurance, Zhu Yan waved his hands hurriedly and said, "Forget it, it's just a quilt. It's a bit too much to make a special trip just for it."

Zhu Yan: "It's okay, give it to Lan Qing first. I can still sleep well with Ah Ci around."

Seeing such a sensible little hero, Lan Ci was very relieved: "I'm mainly worried that he will turn around and take on another mission that will last about a year. He often does this..."

Zhu Yan: “…”

Is it too late to change my mind and ask you to get it?

*

In the end, Gua Gua was returned. Lan Ci scolded Lan Qing and asked her to send the things back.

As expected, Lan Qing accepted another task, saying that it would take an estimated year, but the exact duration remained to be determined.

After hearing the news, Lan Ci was so angry that he wanted to beat him up. He swung his fist at the holographic projection of Lan Qing through the computer, but of course he missed.

Lan Ci: “…”

Tsk! I'm even more angry!

Lan Qing pretended to be hit and begged for mercy: "You know I have obsessive-compulsive disorder. Last time, my military merit points directly quadrupled, so with this addition, I am just a little bit away from becoming a major general."

"Alas..." Lan Ci sat back in his chair: "How should I tell Xiao Xiongzhu about this? Xiao Xiongzhu forgot about you when he came back. Please don't blame me."

"..."

Lan Ci threw the small quilt into the washing machine as soon as it came back before Zhu Yan could even get it.

Lan Ci: "Ahem! The little quilt must have been exhausted from the long journey. We need to give it a warm welcome."

In fact, the quilt is now covered with Lan Qing's pheromones, which are impossible to smell. You can imagine what happened.

Could it be that he was afraid that the little hero would forget him, so he sprinkled a little more pheromone into the little quilt?

Zhu Yan: “…”

A welcome party? What a far-fetched excuse...

But he was already very happy to be back. Zhu Yan squatted beside the washing machine, quietly waiting for the quilt to be washed and dried.

What a pity, after washing it, it will take several days to make it comfortable again.

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After bidding farewell to Lan Qing, Zhu Yan returned to his daily life of relying on each other with Lan Ci.

Acting coquettishly and throwing a tantrum are easy to do without any technical skills.

Zhu Yan’s favorite thing is to take the collar and run to the family to play when Lan Ci is not paying attention... Every time he is discovered, it is Lan Ci’s social death.

He also received various messages requesting to open classes, but Lan Ci ignored them all.

As time went by, Lan Ci went from resisting at the beginning to remaining calm and composed in the end. It was obvious that he had been through a lot.

However, the last straw that broke the camel's back was the message from Lan Qing.

Lan Qing: I met Ke Mufa. He was their instructor, after all, so we chatted for a bit... You still let the little male insects call you the female master? Is that true?

Lan Cisheng stared at the news with despair.

Jiujiu didn’t know how to explain it. Well, he is now as fearless as a dead pig.