Coming to the Zerg: I ​​started as a useless male Zerg

Si Er sat obediently on the chair, carefully looking at the environment of his own chief officer's dormitory:

The house is very clean and tidy, with an indescribable sense of simplicity, but it makes Chong feel at ease for some reason.

(This is purely Sir's own psychological effect.)

There were no other insects around.

Si Er then dared to explain the reason: "I just want to talk to the boss because I can't sleep."

Zhuyan: ...

Huh? Be careful, Jing Jian might beat you up.

However, Zhu Yan could guess why Du Miaomiao was in a bad mood, so he still dutifully chatted with Si'er.

To facilitate communication.

And make the conversation less bland.

Zhu Yan ran to Lan Qing's dormitory, which was closest to him, and quickly took away a bunch of snacks and drinks.

Lan Qing looked at this scene and felt that something was wrong.

Little Lord! You're not planning on going to Jing Jian's place tonight, are you?

No! Jing Jian will kill me!

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Especially magical.

Accompanied by Zhu Yan, the little boy Si Er, who had no appetite just now and was always emo, was happy.

At this time, he also started to eat snacks with a "crunch crunch" sound, and even watched anime with his boss.

After the latest episode of anime is over and all the snacks are almost finished.

Sir was still hesitant and unwilling to leave.

Zhu Yan was puzzled: "What's wrong?"

Si Er then made his next request: "Sir, can you take me in for one night?"

I'm not afraid of being laughed at when I say this, but Sir misses his female father.

The gentle commander really looked like his paternal father.

Bamboo inkstone: Σ(⊙▽⊙“a

Don't push your luck, kid!

……

In the end, Zhu Yan nodded in agreement.

Zhu Yan: "Okay, okay, go get a folding bed and your pillow and something."

Si Er nodded immediately: "No need for a folding bed, I can just sleep on the floor!"

"..." Zhu Yan: "Let's take one."

So when Jing Jian and Lan Qing came to demand the punishment.

The bamboo inkstone is easy to explain.

I just feel sorry for Jing Jian.

Si'er left quickly to get something.

Zhu Yan also quickly returned to Jing Jian's dormitory to get his own little quilt.

At first, Jing Jian was happy to see Zhu Yan coming back, but when he saw Xiao Xiongzhu picking up the quilt and leaving, Jing Jian couldn't smile anymore.

"Little Hero Lord??"

Jing Jian's tone was full of disbelief.

Zhu Yan stopped in his tracks, feeling guilty: "Oh, Jing Jian, it's like this..."

"After Du Miaomiao was beaten by Yu Ruo, he became obsessed with himself, thinking that he was not good at this or that."

"As his superior, I must accompany him at such an important moment... So Du Miaomiao is staying with me tonight, and I'll chat with him."

"Don't worry, nothing will happen."

"He sleeps on a folding bed, and I also put up barrier patches."

Jing Jian: "..."

So you don't want me anymore?

And no matter how you sound, it seems like something is wrong!

But Jing Jian couldn't persuade Zhu Yan.

I could only let Zhu Yan leave with the small quilt in his arms.

Before leaving, Zhu Yan felt that he had ignored her and kissed his wife on the forehead: "Be good, I will definitely not run around tomorrow!"

Jing Jian felt so wronged, he had a lot of anger in his heart but had no place to vent it.

All kinds of complaints in the dormitory.

Blame Lan Qing, blame Si Er, blame Yu Ruo...

Why did Lan Qing lead the way for Du Miaomiao? Wouldn't it be better to just tell him that the little hero was already asleep?

And why is this only seedling so fragile? !

What a big bug!

Oh yes, he is a new recruit... If you really count it, you can call the little hero "father"...

But that's also an adult insect!

Is there anything that you can’t overcome?

What’s the difference between this and crying and looking for a female father?

What a disgrace to the military bugs!

……

And Yu Ruo!

If he hadn't been so impulsive, how could the little hero have slipped away tonight?

At last.

Jing Jian turned his attention to the culprit Yu Ruo.

Just wait for this guy Yu Ruo tomorrow!

……

"Ah!"

Yu Ruo, who was lying in bed preparing to sleep, suddenly felt a chill on her back and sneezed.

Yu Ruo rubbed her nose: "Who scolded me?"

I didn't feel that the weather was getting colder, or that I was going to catch a cold or anything.

Yu Ruo is so confident about her body.

"Forget it, there are too many people who scold me."

Yu Ruo yawned.

I turned over and stopped worrying about the sneeze.

"I should think about how to explain this to Little Lord tomorrow. I wonder if Little Lord can calm down a bit tonight..."

-

When the assembly whistle sounded.

Sir quickly got up from the folding bed, washed up, and started cleaning the dormitory.

Zhu Yan opened his eyes in a daze.

Looking at the unfamiliar environment, I slowly came to my senses.

Oh, this is my dormitory...

"Sir!"

Zhu Yan, who was still a little sleepy, seemed to see a big dog running towards him with its tail wagging.

Sir 'wagging his tail' (figuratively, he doesn't actually have a tail) to ask for praise: "Sir, I have cleaned up your room!"

Zhu Yan nodded, reached out and rubbed Du Miaomiao's head perfunctorily, then lay back down.

I’m so sleepy. We chatted until really late last night…

I can't get up at all...

Why is Sir so energetic?

It seems that my boss wants to sleep for a while longer.

Si Er scratched his head and realized that he had dragged his superior to chat for too long yesterday: "Then, superior, you can continue to sleep for a while, I will buy you breakfast!"

Zhu Yan rubbed Si Er's head again, then patted him and said, "Go."

After getting permission, Sir immediately executed it.

As soon as I opened the dormitory door, I saw Jing Jian and Lan Qing standing outside with gloomy faces.

Si Er: “…”