Coming to the Zerg: I ​​started as a useless male Zerg

At least cats can still drill through railings and holes in walls, go out to see the outside world, and play with insects outside.

And their little hero.

But I haven’t had a good time outside for a long time.

Even his only playmate is Chi Gui.

(Although Zhu Yan was probably too lazy to go out...)

So no one knows who among the three of them had the sudden inspiration to make a bold decision.

That means no cats.

Take the bamboo inkstone away!

In the end, it was passed unanimously, which was ridiculous.

(It’s confirmed, all three of them are out of their minds.)

The idea is very beautiful.

But the reality will definitely be different from what we imagine.

First of all, Zhuyan is different from the spiritual body Mao Mao.

Let’s not talk about whether Zhu Yan himself agrees or not with the idea of ​​“going to the army to experience life”.

Secondly, Zhuyan has a special protection order.

Although the restrictions of the protection order have been relaxed now, the military is definitely not a place where you can just go whenever you want.

What's more, Zhu Yan was going there to visit and complete a mission.

Instead, you will live there for a period of time and may even experience life in the army.

Listen, this is difficult.

Didn't it come up in a flash?

(I'm really good at finding things to do when I have nothing to do.)

But there is a saying that goes, when a problem arises, you should not avoid it, but think about how to solve it.

So first of all, the first question.

……

Zhu Yan ate his ice cream and tilted his head to think: "Why do I have to go to the army? What should I do in the army?"

Lan Qing smiled awkwardly and replied against his will, "Let's go play a game."

Bamboo inkstone: "(°ヘ°)

Lan Qing: "Play a game of 'you pretend to be a soldier bug and see how long it takes them to find out you're a male bug.'"

Bamboo inkstone: (°ー°〃)

Uh... what we're saying is, is there really such a game that you can tell is nonsense as soon as you hear it?

Is there really nothing wrong with my wife’s IQ?

(.?0?0_?0?0)

In fact, after giving this reason.

Lan Qing wanted to slap himself in the face.

He really dares to say anything now, at least he can tell a decent lie... Their little hero is so old now, he is no longer a child.

Zhu Yan: "Okay! I'll go then!"

Lan Qing: ...

Ah, for the young hero... maybe there is no need or necessity to make it too serious.

Xiao Wang: [Host...]

You're going a bit too far.

Zhu Yan: [You're stupid! My mech is still gathering dust in the army. I can only access its data now.]

[And when I join the army, I can now legitimately touch my cool mecha!]

Xiao Wang suddenly realized: [That’s right! ]

-

That leaves the second question.

How can I convince the higher-ups and bring my little hero in with good reason?

This is the most difficult part.

Fortunately, Zhu Yan himself holds a position, so there is still some room for maneuver.

Finally, the three of them discussed it and decided that Jing Jian and Lan Qing would apply together to act as guarantors.

I don’t know how many times I went back and forth like this.

Even Fuserson had to plead for mercy before they finally succeeded in getting approval from the higher-ups.

Bring the bamboo inkstone to the army.

Leave the cat to Lan Ci.

Late at night on the day the application was approved.

The aircraft to pick up Zhu Yan has arrived.

Zhu Yan reluctantly said goodbye to his wife Lan Ci: "Ah Ci, if you miss me when I'm not around, go shake the cat vigorously twice, and I'll chat with you then."

Looking at the aggrieved little hero, Lan Ci suppressed the reluctance in his heart and nodded vigorously.

In fact, in the heart:

"Hurry up and go, my little ancestor."

"At least in the short term, until my body recovers, I will definitely not tell you that I miss you and ask you to come back."

……

Finally, Zhu Yan boarded the aircraft, looking back every few steps, and waved goodbye to Lan Ci reluctantly.

Chi Gui was still asleep at this time.

I had no idea that Zhu Yan was gone.

-

Since we are going to play games.

That naturally requires some disguise.

When Zhu Yan arrived in the army, he first went through some simple "disguise". To put it simply, he dyed his hair black.

She admired her long black hair in the mirror.

Zhu Yan nodded with satisfaction.

Well, black hair is still so handsome.

It doesn't affect your appearance at all.

And it’s the same color as my beautiful wife~

(〃'▽'〃)

Seeing that the little hero had no problem with this hair color, Lan Qing took out a new black military uniform.

"My dear little hero, this is a military uniform made to your size. Try it on and see if it fits you..."

"And then there's the barrier patch. Make sure it's applied properly. The army bugs are all very hungry, and your pheromone recognition is very high, so any coverage is better."

"Otherwise, if they find out, you lose."

Zhu Yan did everything as he was told.

Put on the military uniform, it fits me perfectly.

Perhaps because the position of "Captain Bai Yueguang" is a specially added nominal position, the logo on Zhu Yan's military uniform is the logo of a special department.

At this time, Zhu Yan was tall and had a noble, unique and tough temperament surrounding him, making it difficult for people to associate him with a "weak male insect".

But Zhu Yan was still a little worried: "Don't you need to disguise yourself in some other way? Like wearing a mask or something?"

Lan Qing shook her head: "No, covering it up too much will only attract attention, and most military insects don't even know what Bai Yueguang looks like."

"I only know that he has white hair and his name is 'Zhu Yan'. I don't know anything else about him."

"Aside from when they're training and fighting, their brains are sharp. The rest of the time, their minds are full of junk and they don't think much at all."

Zhuyan: ...

However, although……

Is it really okay for you to say that about them?