Coming to the Zerg: I ​​started as a useless male Zerg

Seeing that Chi Gui was unwilling to go, Zhu Yan waved his hand indifferently and pointed at the desk.

Zhu Yan: "Then you have to write them a letter and tell them why you won't go."

"If you want a reason, just make one up."

Chi Gui: “…”

Zhu Yan: "Oh, please write one for me too."

Chi Gui, who was about to throw the invitation into the trash can like Zhu Yan did, was stunned: "Didn't you just throw it away?!"

Why do I have to write a reply when I get to him?

He hates writing this stuff the most!

I used to ask Iriko to help me reply...

Zhu Yan was well-reasoned and flexible: "Now that I think about it, I feel that what I did just now was inappropriate."

"After all, they are under the name of the royal family..."

"Just in case, and since we're all about reciprocity and all that, let's write one."

Chi Gui: “Then why did you throw it in the first place?!”

Zhu Yan said honestly: "Because I think it would be very cool~"

Chi Gui was speechless.

Well, it's really handsome...

Didn’t he just want to learn it?

Chi Gui sighed.

Forget it... since the beauty is so pretty.

Just help write one.

Beautiful women always have privileges.

But Chi Gui was not one to suffer a loss, so he took the opportunity to make a request.

Chi Gui: "I can help you write, but you have to give me the kitten tonight. I want to cuddle the kitten to sleep."

This is not too much to ask.

Zhu Yan nodded and agreed immediately.

However, his spiritual form, the cat, has been pursuing freedom too much recently, and it is often not seen for a whole day.

Zhu Yan hasn't seen it for several days.

Now that Chi Gui reminded him of this, Zhu Yan belatedly remembered his spiritual body.

I just sensed the approximate location of the spirit body and found that the cat had run out of the manor again.

Zhu Yan patted Xiao Wang: [It's not convenient for me to connect with the spirit body right now. Can you take a look at what the kitten has been doing recently?]

Xiao Wang was very obedient: [He is eating and drinking with the army outside the manor.]

[Ever since being caught by the army bugs outside and having a delicious meal, my spirit body, having tasted all kinds of snacks, has been distracted from home. I have to go out and explore the 'colorful world' every day.]

Especially since Chi Gui's two female military cubs can walk now, his spirit body is constantly being teased by them, making his fur flare up. So he spends more time outside, often leaving early and returning late.

Zhu Yan: [It really can't stand loneliness. If it weren't for the fact that it could transform into a human form soon, I would have connected to its memory long ago.]

Yes, through constant practice and consolidation every day.

The spiritual body is about to take another step - to turn into a human form.

Zhu Yan knew, but he didn't say it, because he secretly wanted to give Lan Ci a surprise.

Double the joy of surprise!!

(Cat raises paw and cheers!)

Xiao Wang: [……]

Are you sure it's a surprise and not a shock?

“Hey, it’s done!”

Chi Gui folded the letter and reminded Zhu Yan: "Remember to give me the kitten tonight."

If you don’t have a wife to hug, at least you should have a kitten to hug.

Zhu Yan nodded: "Okay, I'll remember it."

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Wait until Lan Ci comes back from get off work.

Chi Gui finally understood the essence of the matter.

What fake royal banquet, blind date banquet...

To put it bluntly, these are actually harmless, and they are not banquets with any purpose or bad results.

In the end, Zhu Yan himself didn't want to go.

Lan Ci rubbed Zhu Yan's head and lectured him, "You only know how to use your female monarch and female husband as a shield, and even use a bunch of high principles to excuse yourself."

"You're just too lazy to go out."

"Too lazy to socialize with other bugs!"

Zhu Yan felt wronged and was about to burst into tears: "I am lazy, which is secondary. I really don't want to go to this party in every way."

What Zhu Yan said makes sense.

Lan Ci couldn't find any reason to continue scolding.

And he really didn't want his little master to attend this blind date party.