Coming to the Zerg: I ​​started as a useless male Zerg

You have to keep up appearances and maintain your image all the time. It’s okay in the short term, but it’s really torture in the long term.

Rand was also very tired, after all, the two little guys had been playing together for a long time.

Now that I've settled down, the feeling of fatigue returns.

Naturally, he was very sleepy, so after forcing himself to wash up, the little guy went back to the room to sleep.

Chigui drank water half-deadly.

Not to mention that he was the resident male insect at the performance, constantly showing off his singing skills in front of a group of little kids.

He still has to squeeze his voice to coax the baby...

Zhu Yan looked at Chi Gui: "Are you okay?"

Chi Gui shook his head: "I'm so tired..."

At this time, Chi Gui's voice was obviously hoarse.

Zhu Yan was a little worried: "Your throat..."

Oh my god, how did it become like this?

Chi Gui: "It's nothing serious. I just squeezed my throat a little too hard to praise the kids all day long. My throat couldn't bear it for a while."

Zhu Yan: "Take good care of yourself, our great singer."

Lan Ci also came out with loquat honey water and placed it in Chi Gui's hand: "Drink it."

Small poor.

Chi Gui: “Thank you~”

After taking a sip of the warm loquat honey water, Chi Gui's throat felt much better. "My problem isn't serious. It will be fine in a day or two at most."

Lan Ci was combing Zhu Yan's hair and removing her makeup.

Lan Ci: "Thanks for your hard work, Ah Yan and Chi Gui. Although the little male insect was a little reluctant to leave when he returned home, he was obviously very happy."

Zhu Yan: "It's nothing, it's really a very cute little cub."

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'Beep! '

The crisp doorbell rang.

Lan Qing and Jing Jian, who had gone out early in the morning, returned home with the wilted Lan Zhi by their side.

Lan Qing glanced at the listless insects in the living room and asked, "Did you have fun today?"

Zhu Yan opened his arms and caught Lan Zhi who was running towards him: "Not bad, you went out so early in the morning, what did you do with Lan Zhi?"

Jing Jian put down the snacks in his hand: "Take him to train for a while to consume the child's energy."

Zhu Yan: “…”

No wonder the little guy looks listless.

This is because he has been trained very hard.

But isn’t this too outrageous?

Look at what you have done to your lively child.

Lan Qing saw the concern in Zhu Yan's eyes: "Don't worry, little hero, we are in control. Lan Zhi is fine, just a little tired."

Jing Jian sat on the other side of the bamboo inkstone. After learning that Beso had only brought the female monarch with him, he smiled and said, "It seems that Beso's army bug has the same idea as us."

The reason why Lan Qing and Jing Jian went out today.

In fact, it is just to avoid suspicion and prevent criticism.

Zhu Yan ate snacks and said, "They are clearly here to visit Chi Gui and me. It has nothing to do with you. Has your military management always been so strict?"

This feels so outrageous...

Lan Qing rubbed his master's head and said, "Of course, it is strictly prohibited. Once discovered, there will be severe punishment."

Jing Jian: "But not always."

Bamboo inkstone:?

Jing Jian: "It was suddenly tightened a few decades ago because a very serious corruption case was uncovered at that time. The case involved many people and involved a huge amount of money. The investigation continued and in the end, many people died."

After that incident.

The Zerg Empire still doesn't feel right.

So they continued to investigate thoroughly for a long time, and uncovered many cases of corruption, both large and small.

At this point, the Zerg Empire was furious.

The military's management system is extremely strict and closely monitored.

Once discovered, no matter how big or small the crime is, severe punishment will be imposed.

Although the system is indeed a bit perverted.

The army bugs were a little nervous when their good friends came to visit, but overall the benefits outweighed the disadvantages.

……

Two months after the performance.

Chi Gui is just idle and doing nothing.

So when he had some free time, he couldn't wait to drag Zhu Yan to log into the game together.

Zhu Yan agreed with a smile on his face.

In fact, he was secretly plotting something bad.

Sure enough, after logging into the game.

Chi Gui was attacked from behind by Zhu Yan and turned into a child. In the end, she was forced to wear a pink heart-shaped skirt.

Late rule: (°△°|||)

Chi Gui hadn't even reacted yet.

Zhu Yan had already finished taking the photos.

After the photo shoot, Zhu Yan admired it in front of Chi Gui.

Zhu Yan: "Tsk tsk tsk..."

Zhu Yan: "What a cute little cub~"

Chi Gui: ...

Ahhhhh!

His lifelong fame!!!

Before Chi Gui started crying, Zhu Yan quickly packed up the baby version of Chi Gui and handed it to Yiliko.

……

From Iriko's perspective.

Zhu Yan suddenly appeared in front of him, then mysteriously handed him a pink bag containing an unknown creature, and then left in a hurry.

He left these words before leaving.

Zhu Yan: "This is a surprise prepared by your Lord. Take it well. I think you will like it."

"Ha ha ha ha……"

(This is the wild laughter left behind after Zhu Yan left.)

Iriko was bewildered.

He didn't open the pink sack in his arms until Zhu Yan walked away and could no longer be seen.

The sack was opened, revealing its contents.

It was a small insect that was covering its face and curled up into a ball.

Iriko:?

Where did this little bug come from?

And why does this little bug look familiar?

Chi Gui continued to cover his face, silently repeating in his heart, "Can't see me" "Can't see me"...

after awhile.

Iriko recognized that this was not a little insect cub, but his little male master.

The little hero is so cute!

As for why his lord had become so small, Yiliko already had the answer in his mind: it must have been done by Master Zhuyan.

It turns out that skill can change the size of the body.

Can also be used on other players.

Yiliko hugged the mini version of Chi Gui, unwilling to let go: "My dear little hero, you are so cute in this outfit."

迟规：((?3?9?6?6?3?9|||))

You still recognized yourself!

He has covered it so tightly...

Chi Gui wanted to cry but had no tears.

On the contrary, Iriko was very happy and even began to imagine his life after having a baby.