Coming to the Zerg: I ​​started as a useless male Zerg

Zhu Yan: "I want to eat crayfish..."

Lan Ci: "Well, I'll arrange for the kitchen robot to do it, so Master Xiaoxiong please don't ignore me, okay?"

With the temptation of delicious food.

Zhu Yan no longer resisted Lan Ci's head touch.

On the contrary, he took the initiative to rub against Lan Ci, as if he liked the smell of Lan Ci very much.

Although he still can't smell it now.

Zhu Yan: [What does my wife's pheromones smell like? Does it smell like sweet pastries?]

Xiao Wang: [No, it’s similar to putting freshly picked tea leaves into a mortar and grinding them into mud.

Then add a handful of snow imbued with the aroma of wintersweet stamens, continue grinding, and finally pour in the freshly brewed Jin Jun Mei.

I was sitting leisurely under the osmanthus tree, holding a cup of tea. Suddenly, a breeze blew by, unintentionally adding a touch of osmanthus to the tea.

It's a pretty aesthetic explanation.

But Zhu Yan was completely stunned: [What are you explaining? What kind of complicated description is this? What kind of smell is that?!]

Coax the bug out of the cat's nest and soothe it for a while.

Lan Ci carried Zhu Yan to the bathroom and said, "Let's take a medicinal bath first. After that, we can eat crayfish."

Zhuyan: ...

Lan Ci: "Our little hero is the best, right?"

Zhu Yan: “…”

Zhu Yan (reluctantly): "Yeah."

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Starting from level E, you need to take a medicinal bath once a week.

As for the smell of the medicinal bath, it is even more unpleasant, and it is not comfortable to soak in it.

So before taking the medicinal bath every week, Lan Ci would first use delicious food to lure the worms out, and then use baby-soothing words and praise phrases.

Finally, he succeeded in getting Zhu Yan to nod.

The medicinal bath requires some acupoint massage during the soaking period, and the soaking time must be sufficient.

Zhu Yan was almost fainted by the unpleasant smell of the medicine, so he could not be expected to do technical work such as acupoint massage by himself.

This is when Lan Ci comes in handy.

Its main function is to press the bamboo inkstone into the bath liquid and let it stay there for a sufficient amount of time.

Then massage various acupoints from time to time.

Finally, when the time is up, take the bugs out and take a careful shower to wash off the smell of medicine on your body.

As for why we should be so careful.

If it is not washed cleanly, the little male insect will be unhappy for several days and will not be able to eat or drink well.

Once the unhappiness has passed, you will start taking the medicinal bath again, which will put you in a vicious circle.

After taking off all his clothes, Zhu Yan's entire body was huddled in the foul-smelling potion, with only his head allowed to show.

As the drug made him dizzy and his head spun, Zhu Yan felt a surge of regret in his heart: "My mouth... I'd rather not be useless than say anything in my next life."

The force used in acupoint pressing is very important.

For Zhu Yan, there will be a certain degree of pain.

At first, Lan Ci was afraid that the little boy would cry and refuse to cooperate because of the pain when she pressed on him.

Fortunately, Zhu Yan is very well behaved and has always cooperated.

(Zhu Yan: Otherwise? You’re already 20 years old.)

When the countdown ended, the body was fished out and placed in warm water.

Lan Ci cleaned Zhu Yan carefully, being extremely gentle in her movements, for fear of accidentally hurting the little male insect again.

Of course, if possible, please avoid his little tricks of asking for a little interest from time to time.

Cleaning is complete.

The whole bamboo inkstone is pink and tender and smells fragrant.

"Aci, I want a hug."

Zhu Yan opened his arms and was hugged in the next second, and his wife kissed him on the forehead.

Lan Ci: "Thank you for your hard work, little hero. Let's go eat some crayfish."

Zhu Yan: “Hee~”

*

Feeding with money always works.

After a month of persistence.

Zhu Yan's spiritual power had just reached E-level, but it unexpectedly increased again. (It wasn't even D-level yet, but it was like a +20% progress.)

Seeing this, Lan Ci fed the fish more actively.

Zhu Yan was fed with various supplements every day, which made him gain several pounds and look more attractive.

Lan Ci likes it very much and can't let it go every night. She won't stop bullying the little hero until he cries.