Coming to the Zerg: I ​​started as a useless male Zerg

No wonder I’m so obsessed with performing here.

……

Take a good hot bath.

Then wipe yourself clean and smell good.

Zhu Yan, with a happy mood, began to concentrate on enjoying the peeled crayfish.

Chi Gui also followed suit and was inhaled by the hurricane.

Zhuyan: ...

Zhu Yan: "You are already a famous male insect, so at least pay attention to your image."

Chi Gui: "It's okay, we have a good relationship, there's no need to do those empty things."

Zhu Yan: "You have so much food in your bowl, but you don't want to eat it. Why do you have to take it from mine?"

Chi Gui: "It's just my personal preference. I can't eat other people's food. I always think the food in your bowl tastes better!"

Zhu Yan: “…”

Then I’ll grab what’s in your bowl too!

With this in mind, the two of them inexplicably started a food fight, picking food from each other's bowls and neither of them gave in.

Xiao Wang: [Host, you two look so childish...]

Zhu Yan: [Want to be banned again? ]

Little Wang stopped talking. Looking at the host who was enjoying the feast of fish and meat, he lowered his head and gnawed the cucumber in his arms with a wronged look on his face.

Woo woo woo, losing weight is so painful.

I feel like I'm becoming unhappy...

*

A few more days passed.

Iriko's break was over and he returned to the army.

Chi Gui at night when his wife is not at home.

He began to "occupy" the bamboo inkstone.

He hugged the pillow and lay down on Zhuyan's bed, saying that he wanted to have a long talk with his good friend all night.

Lan Ci, Jing Jian, Lan Qing:?!

Do you think that's possible?

Chi Gui relied on his status as a male insect and his petite body to cling to Zhu Yan tightly.

After a stalemate, he actually won the ownership of the beauty for the night.

Zhu Yan stretched out on the bed in his bedroom, looking at Chi Gui, whose eyes were shining. "What's up with that expression on your face? Are you planning to do something?"

Chi Gui immediately shook his head: "You are wronging me. I just want to sleep with a beautiful woman."

Zhu Yan: [Why do I feel that Chi Gui prefers male insects to female insects?]

Xiao Wang: [In the apocalypse, life is about eating whatever you want. Just being alive is good enough. Why would there be so many gender requirements? As long as you look good, it's fine.]

[Chi Gui doesn't care about this, of course. The reason he's been single is because his attribute is 0.]

[But that resource-scarce place was truly a bit too chaotic, and he couldn't stand it, so he kept himself clean.]

[After arriving at this plane, the attribute was forced to change from 0 to a weak 1.]

Zhu Yan glanced at Chi Gui beside him.

It turns out that the attribute is wrong.

[And the most important point is that Chi Gui has poor eyesight and always manages to step on landmines accurately.]

[Even if three good people stood in front of him, he would turn around and find a bad guy from nowhere.]

After being backstabbed so many times, he became a lone ranger.

[However, he still couldn't escape the fate of being backstabbed, and was ultimately killed.]

Zhu Yan: Ah...

Poor eyesight, stepping on landmine accurately?

So that's why she chose the only male insect among so many female insects?

Xiao Wang whispered: [Host, let me reveal another little secret to you.]

Bamboo Inkstone: [Say.]

Xiao Wang was coy: [Don't look at Yiliko as a quiet guy, but he really likes to tease Chi Gui. He often teases Chi Gui to tears in bed.]

Oh, this kind of thing...

……

Ok?

Zhu Yan reacted: [How did you know? ]

Xiao Wang felt a little guilty: [Uh.]

Zhu Yan: [Go to the small dark room and run your running wheel.]

Xiao Wang screamed silently...

Chi Gui found a comfortable position in Zhu Yan's arms, smelling the scent of Zhu Yan's pheromones, and felt relaxed.

The beauty smells so good, I want to be close to her.

Zhu Yan, who was acting as a human pillow, asked: "Why don't you relax a little?"

As soon as he finished speaking, he pressed closer.

Zhuyan: ...

Maybe it was because of the bath, or maybe it was because he was too tired from singing and dancing on the live broadcast, but Chi Gui fell asleep soon.

Zhu Yan sighed helplessly.

Never mind, Chi Gui is also very sweet and soft when hugged, so it’s fine like this, we can just hug each other and it’s not a disadvantage.