Coming to the Zerg: I ​​started as a useless male Zerg

In fact, it was just pure howling, and he would drink some soda water from time to time to moisten his throat.

The reason was simply that the cat didn't want him to touch it, and he couldn't catch it no matter what he did.

Finally, Zhu Yan couldn't stand it anymore.

Only by taking out a bunch of snacks could Chi Gui shut up.

Yiliko cautiously poked his male master: "Male master, these are the female insects bought for Master Zhu Yan by Master Zhu Yan. If you want to eat a lot, eat what I bought for you, right?"

"That's different." Chi Gui said seriously, "Snacks taste better when they come from other people."

Iriko: ...

This is a fallacy.

Chi Gui: "Now Zhu Yan and I take turns eating. I eat his snacks and he eats mine."

Zhu Yan nodded and said, "Chi Gui is right. Snacks are only delicious when they eat other insects."

Iriko: ...

It's over, Bai Yueguang was ruined by her own heroic bishop.

Iriko looked at Lan Ci with some apology.

Lan Ci didn't care about this: "You are all members of the Yueli family now, so don't be so formal."

Iriko breathed a sigh of relief and nodded.

"By the way, Zhu Yan, look." Chi Gui opened his account as if presenting a treasure. "My fans are increasing. My first performance is coming soon. I will participate in the election then. I will definitely be selected."

Zhu Yan nodded perfunctorily: "Congratulations."

Chi Gui: ...

Can you at least pretend?

It's okay to pretend to be interested.

It can at least satisfy his vanity.

After taking a shower in the evening, Lan Ci changed into pajamas and came out.

They found that both male insects were gone, leaving only Iriko cleaning the bedroom.

Lan Ci: "Where is my little hero?"

Yiliko: "Lord Zhuyan and the Lord went into the tent together, saying they wanted to experience the barbecue."

Lan Ci: ...

Aren’t you full already?

It's so cold, it's very likely to rain and snow. Why would they sleep in a tent instead of staying in their warm rooms?

Although tents are quite luxurious, they are definitely not as warm as houses built with bricks and tiles.

I really don't understand their train of thought.

But despite all the complaints, Lan Ci still dragged Iriko, who had no EQ at all, along.

I brought some vegetables and fruits over.

Successfully obtained the qualification to stay in the tent.

Lan Ci: "Don't move. Let me tie your hair up for you, or you'll get into the oil bath and it'll be a waste."

Zhu Yan sat obediently on the sofa.

Let Lan Ci mess with her hair.

Iriko looked at the scene in front of him, subconsciously glanced at Chi Gui's short hair... then lowered his head and continued to cut the chicken wings.

The smell of grilled meat and spices is pervasive.

It soon got on my body.

Lan Ci sighed, well, the shower was in vain.

Strings of food enter the stomach, filling the appetite.

After eating, they washed up casually and fell asleep peacefully in their arms around their wives.

……

Lan Qing and Jing Jian finally had some free time.

When I returned home early in the morning, I saw that the house was deserted. For a moment, I thought that robbers had broken into the house. Fortunately, I soon found several people sleeping soundly in the tent.

Lan Qing poked Zhu Yan's face and smiled like a fool.

Apart from Lan Ci in his arms who was a bit of an eyesore, his own hero was impeccable in every way.

"Chi Gui and Yi Li Ke are next door." Jing Jian looked at the traces of barbecue left around him. "Maybe they had a barbecue party yesterday?"

Lan Qing suddenly had an idea and jokingly pinched Lan Ci's nose to make it difficult for him to breathe.

Sure enough, after a while, Lan Ci frowned, his eyelids trembled slightly, and he showed signs of wanting to wake up.

Lan Ci stretched out his hand and waved in a daze.

Lan Qing quickly retracted her hand.

When Lan Ci withdrew his hand and fell asleep again, Lan Qing continued to pinch him while holding back her laughter.

After repeating twice.

Lan Ci's outstretched hand no longer waved randomly.

Instead, he slapped Lan Qing's head with a clear purpose, making a crisp and loud slapping sound.

It even woke Zhu Yan up.

Bamboo inkstone:?

Lan Qing: ...

Jing Jian turned his head away and held back his laughter. He really deserved it.

-

The final result was that Lan Qingxi received a 250-word self-criticism, just for the sake of courtesy.

Lan Qing: ...

Not only did he get slapped in the face, but he also had to write a letter of apology.

It’s so unreasonable!

Jing Jian said sarcastically, "You deserve it. It's your fault."

Lan Qingze said nonchalantly, "Just write it! I can write 30,000 words, so why should I be afraid of just 250?"

Jing Jian: "Keep your voice down, aren't you afraid of having the same word count as Yu Ruo?"

Lan Qing lowered her voice: "But before I write, I have to personally review the original."

Chi Gui poked his head out to 'secretly' watch this 'family farce'.

I have to say, this beauty is indeed a beauty. Look at the drowsy feeling she has when she just woke up, and the tears in the corners of her eyes.

The beauty is so natural and lovable.

Nothing pretentious at all.

Compared to this.

Bai Lai, who was playing the victim, looked so ugly when he cried.

There was an indescribable smell of tea, and there were a bunch of female insects there to comfort him. It was really disgusting.

Chi Gui tilted his head hard to "peek".

Iriko stood up and carried his lord back to the bed: "Lord, this is not good."

Chi Gui immediately hung his head.

He pulled Iriko's sleeve and admitted his mistake decisively, successfully blocking the long speech that Iriko was about to say.

Iriko sighed helplessly.

Chi Gui: Hehehe~

(〃'▽'〃)

In the matter of controlling Iriko.

Chi Gui was already familiar with the process.